London 15 - 17 March 2024 - Part 17 Borough Market Before I am finished in the shower, Dan joins me. Stands beside me under the oversized shower head. Wide enough for two. We concentrate on washing. Ourselves rather than each other. A self-denying ordinance. We are quickly clean....See More »
Did you ever catch a toe in your undies on a wet bathroom floor.. And your whole life flashes before your eyes? ? 😑
Now this is funny..."Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
Did you know? There is a road in Spain that suddenly becomes very wet when it rains? Glad I could help 👍
I drove to work and the wholeeeee parking lot is closed due to construction. So I had to park far away and walk up a hill in the snow/rainI texted my boss I was here 20 minutes ago and where tf does she want to meet for the donation drop-off. She hasn't responded. I'm ready to leave. I'm wet, and I am tired.
A hotel guest walks into the rooftop bar..joke::long:::::🌽🌽🌽 4 husker. He tell the bartender, "I bet you a $100 bar tab I can jump off that balcony and be totally fine!" "Sure, whatever," says the bartender. The man gets a running start and leaps off the balcony. A few minutes later he comes running back into the...See More »
Do you know where the cleanest air on the planet is?The world's cleanest air can be found in Tasmania, thanks to the Roaring 40s winds. Beautiful coastlines, beaches and lakes can be found everywhere. This clean air and pure water is why people can enjoy some of the freshest and most delicious food...See More »
A rural farm wife called the local phone companyto report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang. The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or...See More »
My olive bread recipe 🍞 The dough needs to be wet, and I use olive oil to knead and handle it. I'm not sure if others have this type of spice, but you should use real sun-dried tomatoes if you have them, and add as many olives as you can afford. There is a bit of salt in...See More »
Police joke, sortaOfficer responded to a call and old lady shot her husband for stepping on freshly mop floor officer radios the call in, well have you arrested the woman yet? No I haven’t. The floors are still wet.😂
Do you think it’s possible to get my natural curl pattern back after years of damage? No one ever taught me how to take care of curly hair, so I’m just learning. I inherited my hair texture from my mom, who got her hair texture from her dad. My maternal grandpa is Siberian and had thick curly hair. My grandma was a white Polish woman...See More »
Pouring rain outside is so calming but I can’t help that someone, somewhereForgot their umbrella today and now they’re soaking wet lol
How stupid can a person be?I have an overseas friend who ive been chatting off and on for the past 11 years. She's a total flake and a bit of a scammer. Not to me but she tells me about her relationships she juggles and all the drama that goes with them. Our deal is that I...See More »
My son has* long curly hair and I love it 😍 Picture is from September it’s down past his shoulder blades now but when it hasn’t been washed in a few days it’s straight at the top because of the weight of it When I wash it however it’s down to his waist (while wet and pulled straight) and whe...See More »
I love how drycleaning assumes you can only wet something with water. No other liquid can make something wet.
What is it about me ..... that people are offering me their stuff .....This morning during my swim at that YMCA .... I met another dad , we were bear brothers , both furry from top to bottom 🤣. ... Maybe that's why he warmed up to me .... Anyhow , he asked me how I got the bruise on my chest .... and I said I had an...See More »
So the west will get wet weather somewhat...and more earthquakes including a big one on the west edgeAnd then between of center and eastern U.S. will get what California been dealing with back in between 2013 to 2016 with No rain and nothing but sunny sun sun sun nothing but sun and extreme heats that never experience before. Very less clouds and...See More »
Thanks to the SWers who have been kind to me during my husbands illness. While we still don’t know what’s happenedto him he appears to be recovering. And on another note, just to confirm I’m still the same; I hurried across a freshly moped floor in heeled ankle boots, passed obvious “wet floor sign” tottered for about 3 yards and then fell on my arse, taking out a leaflet stand on my way down,...See More »
DisappointedI went searching in the desert for what I hoped would be the desert awash in colors. With the very wet winter and spring we have had this year, more rain than I have seen in over 20-25 yrs., I was hoping that a carpet of mixed blues,yellows, oranges,...See More »
Dropped My Phone Off Today...It was raining, snowing, and hailing (at different times ofc), and obviously I'm not gonna take the bus just to drop it off nor am I gonna ride my bike cause it's too cold. I walked to the virtual office and it took about an hour to get there and an...See More »
Freaking Bobby I swear He acts like a spoiled brat todayEarlier this morning, he didn't like the wet food I got him even though He ate half of it. Then an hour later, of course Bobby went back to finish the rest. And tge next hour later, "Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow!!!!" *Bumps head on my leg...See More »
