My priminister is on his way to Singapore to negotiate food security..Imagine a country the size of Australia needing to import 1x morsel of food?. This is what they’ve done to our farmers… 😤 (+1)
Sometimes.. when the cats not expecting it.. I rub her belly really quick and pull my arm away before she tears it off..Oooooh she’s pissed right now 🤓 (+1)
Not looking good for captain morals n ethics..Everything this guy wanted trump removed for.. he is. (+1)
When you take a dump that feels like king kongs thumbYou kinda appreciate women and child birth. Phew, thank god it wasn’t twins 😫 (+1)
Sports commentator who knows all the stats..‘This is only the second time in his flourishing career that this young player had taken a shit and scratched his bawlz at this stadium’.. Stfu vossy and just call the game.. 😑 (1)
How come when Jesus passes out and comes back 3 days later he’s cool..But when I do it I got a ‘problem’ and am ‘ruining the Easter egg hunt’ 😡 (+1)
I always wanted to see Macready shag the thing into submission..Wtf is wrong with hollyweird? Is there nobody there who can think of something original? (+1)
