The local pub just rang.. said they got my phone and credit cards ..That I lost a year ago… 🤔 I actually accused some Dood of pinching it at the time and wanted to punch him up 🥴. Oh dear.. anyone wanna buy a semi new iPhone 13?
am i the only One without an imaginary friend?.."And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music," (+1)
Who had bill gates spiking his wife’s drinksTo pre dose her for the clap he caught of Russian hookers on their January bingo cards? 2026 is going to be gold 🍿🍻
Chuck Grassley is 91 and running for reelection..The turtle has to be rolled in like zombie RBG.. And you can’t get term limits? (+1)
And all the science, I don’t understand. It’s just my job 5 days a week…Rocket man was a DEI hire… 🤔 (+1)
Telling the journalists your innocent while standing behind crime scene tape..Is peak awesome.. 🤓 (+2)
Cancelled! Super progressives ban 'A Super Progressive Movie'oh the irony.. 🍿 theatres across the country are refusing to show Pauline Hansons Super progressive movie out of fear of the mob.. pmsl (1)
They’re playing NFL on the tv machine… in a blizzard 😑I think they should get the piss testers in… 🤔 (+1)
