the office folk who deal with purchasing are in the office right next to my boss.like . so close they could have a normal conversation. instead of doing just that. they emailed my boss about some signs i ordered to get her opinion.. me: 😑☕🚬 (+1)
6am. Winter. Flogging down rain. Howling wind!Dearest fitness fanatics.. WTF? You can’t take a day off? I don’t admire your dedications. I question your sanity. Try my home concoction Ritalin ☕🚬 (+1)
With your long blonde hair and your eyes of blue, The only thing I ever got from you.... was Herpes... HERPES (+1)