If you were a wizard like Hairy Pooter..Would you have a spell so that youād never need to take a dump again? š¤ (1)
Are any Americans interested at all in rugby league?For some reason we are having our first round of 2025 season in Vegas.. to show case the game! š¤š¤·š»āā (1)
I was taking too long to decide what I wanted from the tuck shopā¦So the little Chinese lady chooses for me.. So now Iām sitting here with a coffee, egg n bacon roll and a crumbed lamb cutlet.. What Jedi mind trick bullshit was that? (1)
Do you want a song written about you?ā¦ cause this is how you get a song written about you.. š¤ (1)
FYI. Australia abolished the 1 cent and 2 cent coins years ago..And not a single person cared.. sticky copper crap š¤ (1)
How much is a general admission Super Bowl ticket?the guy on sky news just said $5000.. That canāt be rightā¦ right? (1)
If I had one fine dayā¦When you at the club banging $10 rums and smashing the slot machines.. and walk out $900 up Happy dancešŗ. (1)
I was getting a billion dollars to do studies on the health benefits of playing nick nack paddy wack and old menBut thanks to Elon. Iām unemployed now š (1)
Trump removes Bidens security clearance and gives it to a 19 year old named Big Ballsā¦You live for headlines like these.. š (1)
You know what is bullshitWhen youāre winning big on the slots and they call last drinksā¦ š (1)
