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Rusham
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New Zealand
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1st Week of SW
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250 Stories
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Happy and caring by nature. Enjoy people with a sense of humor and open minds
I Love Jokes And Riddles
They weren't in my pockets. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition. He's afraid that the car c...
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1 day ago
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Tom finally decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning one of his hot rods for an upcoming show. His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she f...
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You rotter!" The judge says, "You're also charged with ...
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4 days ago
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Simple logic. It's time for a clear, serious grammar lesson. No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words. In a recent linguistic competition held in London, Samdar Balgobin, a Guyanese ...
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Jun 14, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Nothing like a good Bible story to make your day. Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.. So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?' Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going...
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Jun 12, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Mick, from  Dublin,  appeared on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire'  and towards the end of  the program had already won 500,000 euros.  "You've done very well so far," said Chris Tarrant, the show's presenter,  "but ...
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Jun 11, 2017
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If you swapped gender for a day what name would you choose for yourself?
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Jun 10, 2017
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Life
I Love Jokes And Riddles
Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night, so I went to my shrink and told him: 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I...
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Jun 10, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
What a Load of Bull The only cow in a small town in Queensland stopped giving milk. The town folk found they could buy a real good cow in NZ quite cheaply. As you are aware, NZ has a fantastic dairy industry. Their cows are the best. They brought t...
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Jun 9, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
A hooded robber burst into a Texas Bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door a brave Texas customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off revealing the robber's face. The robber shot the customer without a mom...
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Jun 6, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Barbara Walters, of 20/20, did a story in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted women walked five paces behind their husbands. She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind their husband...
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Jun 5, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Women will love this one.
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Jun 3, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Saturday morning the weather was too bad to play golf. I was bored with nothing to do. Suddenly there was a knock on the door. I opened it to find a young, well-dressed man standing there who said: "...
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Jun 2, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
It was raining hard and a big puddle had formed in front of the little Irish pub. An old man stood beside the puddle holding a stick with a string on the end and jiggled it up and down in the water. A curious gentleman asked what he was doing. "...
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Jun 1, 2017
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I Am Truly Very Lucky
"I Am Lucky" "I Am Lucky" I Am Lucky For over two years every raffle ticket I took won a prize. It started with a pub raffle where I won for a dozen beers. I only took tickets when my head sensed I would be lucky. The most incred...
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May 31, 2017
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I Have a Confession
My profile pic is not me. Time for a change.
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May 31, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Darryl came home one night from a long day of strenuous retiring, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Darryl.' Darryl was ...
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May 30, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Out of the mouths of babes. (It just doesn't get much cuter than this... Note the expression in the picture) Six year old Annie returns home from school and says that today she had her first family planning lesson at school. Her mother, ...
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May 27, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked. "Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered. "On a trip to the Big Horn Mountains out in ...
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May 26, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
You don’t often get stories about woman pilots, this one touched a nerve The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and, one b...
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May 24, 2017
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