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Rusham
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New Zealand
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Happy and caring by nature. Enjoy people with a sense of humor and open minds
I Love Jokes And Riddles
Delightful story from the files of the aged
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If money was not an issue where would you take take your 6 year old?
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Parenting & Family
I Love Jokes And Riddles
My wife hosted a dinner party for all our friends, some we hadn’t seen for quite a while, and everyone was encouraged to bring their children as well. All during dinner my wife’s best friend’s four-year-old stared at me sitting across from her. The g...
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Danny Gordon Lynch, an elderly Irish farmer, received a letter from the Department for Work & Pensions stating that they suspected he was not paying his employees the statutory minimum wage and they would send an inspector to interview them. On...
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Murphy applied for a fork lift operator post at a famous Irish firm based in Dublin. A Norwegian applied for the same job and since both applicants had similar qualifications, they were asked to take a test and led to a quiet room with no interruptio...
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May 18, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate container jars The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigaret...
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May 11, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new Apartment to a couple of his friends. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet. What's that big brass gong?' one of the guests aske...
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May 7, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Cure for a Chesty Cough A pharmasist walked into his shop to find a man leaning against the wall. “What’s wrong with him?” he asked his assistant. “He came in for cough syrup but I couldn’t find any so I gave him an entire bottle of laxatives.” ...
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May 3, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
1st year med students were getting their first anatomy class with a real human dead body. They all gathered round the surgery table with the body laid out under a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them "In medicine it is n...
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May 1, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Very Disturbing. This is something that happened in an Aged Care Centre. The people who lived there have small apartments but they all eat at a central Cafeteria. breakfast so my friend went upstairs and knocked on his door to see if everything wa...
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Apr 30, 2017
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One day, Jill's husband came home from the office and found her sobbing convulsively. "I feel terrible," she told him. "I was pressing your suit and I burned a big hole in the seat of your trousers." "Forget it,...
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Apr 29, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Blondes Two blondes are filling up at a petrol station and the first blonde says to the second, "I bet these awful fuel prices are going to go even higher." The second blonde replies, "Won't affect me, I always put in just $10 w...
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Apr 29, 2017
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The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers. “We’re sorry Mr. Williams, but we have some information about your wife,” said one of the troopers. “Tell me! ...
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Apr 23, 2017
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Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears. He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?"
She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My 
husband passed away la...
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Apr 21, 2017
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An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. "So," says the cop to the driver,  "where have ya been?"
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Apr 19, 2017
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A group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments. "My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one. "Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad; I can't even...
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Apr 17, 2017
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4. A different way of looking at things. An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to p...
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Apr 16, 2017
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3. A different way of looking at things. A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, 'I don't like the looks of your wife at all..'   'Me neither doc,' said the hus...
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Apr 15, 2017
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2. A different way of looking at things. 'Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,' the divorce Court Judge said, 'And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week,'   'That's very fair, your honor,'...
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Apr 15, 2017
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Old Shaggy Dog Story The Archbishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin what he thought would be a long screening process. After observing several applicants demonstrate their skills, he had...
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