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It is with great sadness that I have to mention the loss of a few further local businesses around Bexhill. The bra manufacturer has gone bust, the specialist in submersibles has gone under, the manufacturer of food blenders has gone into liquidation...
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The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, "I have got some bad news. You have cancer, and you had best put your affairs in order..." The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her da...
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Turning to Christianity As told a few years ago by a 90 year old Holocaust survivor. Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says "Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $100." The one says ...
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Nelson Mandela Shaggy Dog Story Alert. Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Japanese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, "...
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Mar 29, 2020
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HELLO, OPERATOR (Part2) ANOTHER CHAPTER OF "THEY WALK AMONG US AND REPRODUCE!! This has to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the WordPerfect Helpline...
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HELLO, OPERATOR ANOTHER CHAPTER OF "THEY WALK AMONG US AND REPRODUCE!! Actual call center conversations! Customer: 'I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and can't get through; Can you help?'...
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Mar 26, 2020
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Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. --------------------------------- The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. ---------------------------------...
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Quiz  YA GOTTA DO THIS - IT REALLLLY WORKS. MATH QUIZ: Reveal the disease that gives you most present concern !! ....... DO NOT cheat and scroll down to the diseases. Do YOUR math, THEN compare the results to the list of diseases at the bottom ...
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Mar 19, 2020
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Paddy goes to the vet with his goldfish. "I think it's got epilepsy" he tells the vet. Vet takes a look and says "It seems calm enough to me". Paddy says, "I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet".
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Mar 16, 2020
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Paddy’s St Patrick’s Day Mission Paddy walked into a bar on St. Patrick’s Day and started ordering martini after martini. With each drink, he removed the olives and put them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and he’d finished all the d...
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Mar 16, 2020
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Dementia Test - not quite a joke but certainly interesting.  Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you will lose it !!! H...
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Mar 13, 2020
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I get so angry whenever I see someone with their wallet chained to their belt I can't take it.
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Mar 11, 2020
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A Hotel tycoon was hit with financial issues forcing him to close all but one of his chain of hotels to help his struggling business. It was his last resort.
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A jewel thief entered a house mid-afternoon. He tied up the woman and at knife-point asked the man to hand over the jewelry and money. The man started sobbing and said, “You can take anything you want. You can even pistol whip me, but please untie th...
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A farmer walks into a hardware store and asks for a chainsaw that can cut down 6 trees in one hour. The salesman recommends the top of the line model. The farmer is suitably impressed, and buys it. The next day he brings it back, complaining that it ...
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Two hunters are walking through the woods when they stumble upon a large hole in the ground. The first hunter says to the other, "That looks really deep. I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how far it goes." To find out how deep it...
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On a crisp Fall morning a farmer went out to cut firewood for the winter. He cut, split and stacked for six hours and then, just as he was getting done for the day, he saw an elderly Indian by the fence. He went to say hello and the Indian said ...
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Mar 7, 2020
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AN ATTEMPT TO UPSET EVERYONE! Why Moses was the one who received the ten Commandments. God went to the Arabs and said, 'I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.' The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?' A...
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Mar 1, 2020
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“We have two basic needs honourable Sir”, replied the village leader. “Firstly, we have a hospital but no doctor”. On hearing this, the politician brought out his phone. After speaking for a while he told them that there’d be a doctor there tomorr...
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Feb 28, 2020
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This guy walks into this bar...he orders a drink and slams it down...he orders another drink and slams it down...he then tells the bartender to make the next drink a double. He slams that one down and starts crying his eyes out. The bartender asks th...
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