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Rusham
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New Zealand
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6 Mths Active
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100 Stories
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Happy and caring by nature. Enjoy people with a sense of humor and open minds
I Love Jokes And Riddles
John was driving home from one of his business trips in Northern Queensland when he saw an elderly Aboriginal man walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, he stopped the car and asked the Aboriginal man if he would like ...
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4 days ago
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
I talked to a to a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way. He said, "Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had T...
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Feb 18, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
A young man named Donald bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Donald's house and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.” Donald r...
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Feb 16, 2017
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Have you got a date for Valentines Day?
Yes February 14th
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Feb 13, 2017
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Personal, Thoughts & Feelings
I Love Jokes And Riddles
A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study yo...
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Feb 10, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Arriving home, a husband was met by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "The Chemist. He insulted me this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone." The husband drove down to confront t...
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Feb 5, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
The Final Exam - Gotta love this teacher There were four students taking chemistry and all of them had an 'A' so far.. These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a big...
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Feb 2, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Some Farter There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty years. The only friction in their marriage was caused by the husband's habit of breaking wind nearly every morning as he awoke. The noise would always...
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Jan 27, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
A woman searches for something in the living room. After an hour of searching, she asks her husband: Have you seen my book? Which one? How to live to become 100 years old. Ah yes. Yesterday, i threw it away. But why? Your mother started reading it...
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Jan 26, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Who is Dave? Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I'll know them." Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?...
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Jan 14, 2017
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Are these facts I know about you?
1) You are reading this.    2) You are human.    3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.    4) You just attempted to do it.    6) You are laughing at yourself.    7) You have a smile on your face and y...
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Jan 14, 2017
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Embarrassing & Funny
I Love Jokes And Riddles
Two Tennessee rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they came upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed at the size of it. The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bot...
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Jan 13, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Best Duck Joke Ever A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, "Hang on! You're a duck." "I see your eyes are working," replies the duck. "And you can talk...
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Dec 30, 2016
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Leroy A preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar." With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, "Leroy, what do you...
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Dec 14, 2016
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
An Englishman and an Irishman walk into a Bakery. The Englishman steals three buns and puts them in his pocket and walks out the shop. He then says to Paddy, "That took great skill to steal those buns the owner never even noticed." Paddy lo...
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Dec 9, 2016
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Proverbs with the twist of a child
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Dec 3, 2016
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
In a convent in Ireland, the 98-year-old Mother Superior lay dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable. They tried giving her warm milk to drink but she refused it. One of the nuns took the glass back to the...
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Nov 24, 2016
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
The Taxidermist A chap walks into a bar in West Virginia and orders white wine. All the Rednecks sitting around the bar look up from their beer and whiskey, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north. The bartender asks, "You ain...
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Nov 21, 2016
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
PARAPROSDOKIANS (Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous. 1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it. 2. The last thing I want to ...
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Nov 18, 2016
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Marriage Counselling After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counselling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neg...
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Nov 12, 2016
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