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Rusham
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New Zealand
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Happy and caring by nature. Enjoy people with a sense of humor and open minds
I Love Jokes And Riddles
A man walks into a bar and is obviously way too drunk so the bartender tells him I'm not going to serve you you're too drunk go home. So the man gets up and walks out. Next thing you know the bartender sees the man coming in through the s...
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
A NEW Wine for Seniors - I kid you not..... Clare Valley vintners in South Australia , which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir, and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic. It is expected to red...
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
A commercial property owner has three shops in a row, all for rent. The first prospective lessee shows up, and says he wants to rent the shop on the left. The owner says, "Fine, what kind of shop do you have?" The guy says, "A mens...
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I Am Listening To This Youtube Music Video Right Now
Gold Rush fans. I have played this over and over. Enjoy Todd singing Sounds of Silence
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
The foreman of an Irish road crew employed Paddy to paint the white lines line down the middle of the road.. He told Paddy that he should paint two miles of road in a day's work. After the first day, the foreman was pleased to find that he...
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Feb 15, 2018
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
A Chinese Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital in the US, so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.' An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes t...
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Feb 13, 2018
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.' 'Okay then,' said Dave, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen. Length and wid...
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Feb 12, 2018
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
So it seems that these four Rabbis had a series of theological arguments, and three were always in accord against the fourth. One day, the odd Rabbi out, after the usual "3 to 1, majority rules” statement that signified that he had lost again, d...
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Feb 11, 2018
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married and settled down in their old neighborhood and are celebrating their sixtieth wedding anniversary. They walk down the street to their old school. There, they hold hands as they find the old...
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Feb 9, 2018
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Paddy had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 18th birthday. On that special day, they'd each walked across the lake t...
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Feb 7, 2018
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I Believe Everything Happens For a Reason
The truth of the matter is that I don't believe in coincidences, never have, never will. Everything happens for a reason.... On turning into my home street a police car turned the corner out of my street. I knew intuitively right at that moment...
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Feb 3, 2018
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great I...
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Feb 1, 2018
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need my...
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Jan 29, 2018
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember. Later that night, while watch...
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Jan 28, 2018
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
You've gotta luv this one...... Get Out of the Car! This is a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida: An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving ...
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Jan 27, 2018
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I'm A People Watcher
I Am a People Watcher So do you just dump your child at school! Living next to a school for children aged 5 to 10 gives me the opportunity to observe parents as they stop outside our house, curbside to deliver their children to the school. I wish I ...
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Jan 26, 2018
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
My missus packed my bags, and as I walked out the front door, she screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!" "Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to stay!"
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Jan 26, 2018
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick. So he phoned the employee's home phone number and a young boy answered and said his dad and Mum were in the garden but could not answer as they were t...
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Jan 26, 2018
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
A fellow’s wife went missing and being that everyone knew that he and his wife were in a big fight he was accused of murdering her and disposing of the body. When witness after witness came to the stand testifying to all sorts of horrible threats tha...
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Jan 21, 2018
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I Am Smart Enough to Know I Don't Know It All
I would love you to tell me about something you can’t explain. 😂
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Jan 14, 2018
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