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Happy and caring by nature. Enjoy people with a sense of humor and open minds
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When travelling to another country have you ever met a stranger who has a connection to you?
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My brother in law in his 60's twice biked across America. The first time was from Los Angeles to New York. He, like me is from New Zealand. He had leaned his bike against the wall of a supermarket just north of New York when he was approached b...
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What is your favorite podcast?
I listen to quite a few different podcasts. My present favorite is Risk, but I would like to find some new ones.
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Sadly, Dave was born without ears, and though he proved to be successful in business, his problem annoyed him greatly. One day he needed to hire a new manager for his company, so he set up three interviews. The first guy was great. He knew everything...
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness, and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells hi...
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Aug 16, 2018
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
"Yes, What do you want?" "I'm calling to report about my neighbour, Mike Fitzpatrick! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood." "Thank you very much for the call, sir". The next day, the Police Officers descend o...
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Aug 15, 2018
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
If It Weren't For My Money John and Roberta were touring their brand new house. It was a house that Roberta had paid for with her money, a fact of which she constantly reminded John. In each room of the house she said to her husband: "John...
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Aug 10, 2018
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
DIVORCE versus MURDER A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist; looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you n...
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Aug 8, 2018
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
This is one of my favourite jokes of all time. Paddy and Mick are two Irishmen working at the local sawmill. One day, Mick slips and his arm gets caught and severed by the big bench saw. Paddy quickly puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and...
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Aug 7, 2018
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
HELLO  OPERATOR   Actual call center conversation Samsung Electronics Caller:          'Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?' Operator:     'I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about.' Calle...
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Aug 6, 2018
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Four Short Irish Jokes Colleen dropped a Euro coin, intending it to fall into the blind man’s hat on the pavement, but missed. As quick as a flash, he scooped it up and put it in the hat. “You’re not blind” she said. “No I’m not” said Paddy...
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Aug 2, 2018
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
A very attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender, who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does so, she begins ...
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Jul 31, 2018
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Boniface comes up to the Zimbabwean border on his bicycle. He has two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?" "It's sand" answered Boniface. The guard says, "We'll j...
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Jul 30, 2018
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I Have Lost a Beloved Pet
Even though it is many years since I lost my beloved dog I still miss him. I just want to republish an experience that totally took away my deep grief and replaced it with the most warm and loving feeling. I almost never have lucid dreams, but I...
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Jul 28, 2018
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Rajpat (father): I want you to marry a girl of my choice. Son: "I will choose my own bride!!!" Rajpat: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.." Son: "Well, in that case... ok" Ne...
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Jul 27, 2018
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a r...
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Jul 26, 2018
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
The Importance of Walking Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old To spend an additional 5 months in a nursing Home at $7000 per month.. My grandpa started walking Five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97...
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Jul 23, 2018
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
During our computer class, the teacher chastised one boy for talking to the girl sitting next to him. "I was just asking her a question" the boy said. "If you have a question, ask me" the teacher tersely replied. "Okay...
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Jul 21, 2018
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I Have Random Thoughts Of Randomness
Captain Morgan salutes my choice, passively waiting to be quaffed. There is stillness in the air as the sun tracks its way behind the mountain peak, threatening within moments the demise of today's rays. Crashing my personal space, too fast to ...
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Jul 18, 2018
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Brilliant. A Nobel Prize winning mathematician is traveling from university to university on a speaking tour by limousine. After several engagements the mathematician and his driver are having dinner and the driver says "I've heard your sp...
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Jul 17, 2018
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
FIFA World Cup Final A man had two of the best tickets for the FIFA World Cup Final between France and Croatia tonight and as he sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No .... ," he sa...
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