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Rusham
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Happy and caring by nature. Enjoy people with a sense of humor and open minds
I Love Jokes And Riddles
There was a businessman, and he was not feeling well, so he went to see the doctor about it. The doctor says to him, “Well, it must be your diet, what sort of greens do you eat?” The man replies, “Well, actually, I only eat peas, I hate all other gre...
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I Love Food
Omelette -So Yummy And the result using egg, bacon, cheese and chives.
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1 day ago
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Australia is a magnificent country. This morning I went to Centrelink to sign my dogs up for benefits. The lady said, "Dogs are not eligible for benefits.” So, I explained to her that my dogs are coloured, unemployed, Bone lazy, can't speak...
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
An oldie but a goodie. Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "Whatcha doing, Tim?" "My goldfish died,...
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3 days ago
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Do you use tissues more than once before disguarding them?
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Oct 12, 2017
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Health
I Love Jokes And Riddles
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion parochial school in an advanced state of agitation. “Father!” she cried, “just WAIT until you hear this!” The priest led the sister to a chair, and said, “Now just cal...
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Oct 12, 2017
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I'm So Lucky Lucky
I Am Lucky For over two years every raffle ticket I took won a prize. It started with a pub raffle where I won a dozen beers. I only took tickets when my head sensed I would be lucky. The most incredible win actually shocked me. I worked part time ...
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Oct 11, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its sock...
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Oct 11, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Karma Q: Have you heard about the new restaurant called Karma? A: There’s no menu; you get what you deserve.
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Oct 7, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
How To Stop Church Gossip Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra-curricular activities, but feared he...
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Oct 6, 2017
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I Like Taking Photographs
We were early customers on Wednesday night. What a view from out of this restaurant window.
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Oct 5, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
The Italian Lover, a virile middle aged Italian gentlemen named Franco was relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome when he managed to attract the attention of a a spectacular young blond woman. Things progressed to the point where he led her back to hi...
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Oct 2, 2017
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I Want You To Write A Five Word Story
I still love Abba's songs
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Oct 1, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
A South African pastor dies and is waiting in line at Heaven's Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket and jeans and jewellery. The gatekeeper addresses him, "Who are you, so that I may k...
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Sep 30, 2017
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Who do you predict will be the first person to have 100000 profile views?
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Sep 29, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Two church members were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a woman who was not happy to see them. She told them in no uncertain terms that she did not want to hear their message and slammed the door in their faces. To her surprise, howeve...
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Sep 28, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
You have to love little kids and their delicate use of language! The children began to identify the flavors by their color: Red....................Cherry Yellow................Lemon Green..................Lime Orange ..............Orange Fina...
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Sep 26, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Four college friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to go up to Dallas and party with some friends up there. They had a great time. However, after all the partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it bac...
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Sep 24, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Prime Suspect - Very clever. Hehe A workman was killed at a construction site. The police began questioning a number of the other workers. Based with past brushes with the law, many of these workers were considered prime suspects. They were a motl...
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Sep 21, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
LAWYERS DON'T LIE A lawyer had a wife and 12 children and needed to move, as his rental agreement was coming to an end for the home where he lived, but was having difficulty in finding a new home. When he said he had 12 children, no one would...
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Sep 20, 2017
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