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Rusham
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New Zealand
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6 Mths Active
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100 Stories
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Happy and caring by nature. Enjoy people with a sense of humor and open minds
I Love Jokes And Riddles
Who is Dave? Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I'll know them." Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?...
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Jan 14, 2017
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Are these facts I know about you?
1) You are reading this.    2) You are human.    3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.    4) You just attempted to do it.    6) You are laughing at yourself.    7) You have a smile on your face and y...
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Jan 14, 2017
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Embarrassing & Funny
I Love Jokes And Riddles
Two Tennessee rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they came upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed at the size of it. The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bot...
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Jan 13, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Best Duck Joke Ever A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, "Hang on! You're a duck." "I see your eyes are working," replies the duck. "And you can talk...
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Dec 30, 2016
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Leroy A preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar." With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, "Leroy, what do you...
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Dec 14, 2016
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
An Englishman and an Irishman walk into a Bakery. The Englishman steals three buns and puts them in his pocket and walks out the shop. He then says to Paddy, "That took great skill to steal those buns the owner never even noticed." Paddy lo...
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Dec 9, 2016
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Proverbs with the twist of a child
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Dec 3, 2016
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
In a convent in Ireland, the 98-year-old Mother Superior lay dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable. They tried giving her warm milk to drink but she refused it. One of the nuns took the glass back to the...
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Nov 24, 2016
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
The Taxidermist A chap walks into a bar in West Virginia and orders white wine. All the Rednecks sitting around the bar look up from their beer and whiskey, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north. The bartender asks, "You ain...
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Nov 21, 2016
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
PARAPROSDOKIANS (Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous. 1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it. 2. The last thing I want to ...
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Nov 18, 2016
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Marriage Counselling After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counselling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neg...
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Nov 12, 2016
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerks called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery. He awakened ...
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Nov 1, 2016
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
A girl at a bus stop spotted a handsome man and without hesitation went to him and said, "You look cute. I like you." The man out of shock simply placed his hand on her shoulder and said, "My dear, this love and infatuation are all not...
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Oct 29, 2016
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
One Monday morning, a Postman is walking the neighbourhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he notices that both cars were in the driveway. His walk was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer cans...
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Oct 29, 2016
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says 'I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today.' The bartender says 'Well, ...
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Oct 27, 2016
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Lexophile" is a word used to describe those that have a love for words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless." A competition to see who can come up with...
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Oct 15, 2016
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
The Irish are a wonderful bunch of people, always willing to help in a pinch. Shortly after take-off on an outbound evening Air Lingus flight from Dublin to Boston, the lead flight attendant nervously made the following painful announcement in her lo...
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Oct 11, 2016
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I Like Funny Pictures
Amazing Photos as aircraft slams into four buildings Amazing photos show great detail. The pilot at low level had no control over his aircraft. It narrowly misses a crowd gathered for the air show and slams into four buildings. One can only i...
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Oct 1, 2016
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Each Friday night I drove my wife to the train station so she could go visit h= er sister who was ill. Ten minutes later, my sister arrived by train so that= she could help with the house and kids over the weekend while my wife was g= one. On Sundays...
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Sep 25, 2016
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
I was at the pub the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar. Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?" One of them angrily screeched, "I...
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Sep 23, 2016
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