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5917 views · 143 followers · Joined: April 10, 2016 · Online: Recently (date?)
Happy and caring by nature. I enjoy chatting with people with a sense of humor and open minds
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Captain Hook A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible." "What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine." "What about the wood...
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BRITISH HUMOR ALWAYS "WINS" In the UK, some supermarkets have admitted that there is horse meat in their home cooked burgers. Even places like Burger King have had to admit that there are "small amounts" of horse meat in their ...
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A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the engine of a Range Rover when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his Mercedes when the mechanic shouted acros...
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A man is sitting at the bar in his local tavern, furiously imbibing shots of whisky. One of his friends happens to come into the bar and sees him. "Lou," says the shocked friend, "what are you doing? I've known you for over fifte...
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As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum. No matter what his frustrated, embarrassed mother does to try to calm him down, the boy continues to scream f...
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Jun 13, 2019
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I Like a Good Quote
Coincidence is God’s ways of remaining anonymous. Albert Einstein
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Jun 10, 2019
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A woman and a man driver are involved in a horrific collision, but amazingly both escape completely unhurt – though their cars are written off. As they crawl out of the wreckage, the man sees the woman is blonde and strikingly beautiful. Then the wo...
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Jun 9, 2019
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I love pics that are not as they first appear.
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Jun 9, 2019
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"Honey, it’s me. I don’t want to alarm you but I was hit by a car as I was leaving the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They have checked me over and done some tests and some x-rays. The blow to my head was severe. Fortunately it did no...
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Jun 7, 2019
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Brilliant Beijing Hotel Brochure - Translated as only they can. A friend went to Beijing recently and was given this brochure by the hotel. It is precious. She is keeping it and reading it whenever she feels depressed. Obviously, it has been transl...
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Jun 6, 2019
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An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull." Buddy didn't move. Then the f...
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Jun 5, 2019
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The good-natured boss was compelled to call Sam into his office. "It has not escaped my attention," he pointed out, "that every time there's a home game at the stadium, you have to take your uncle to the doctor." "You kn...
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Jun 4, 2019
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A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman". She started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighbourhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owne...
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Jun 3, 2019
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A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died b...
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I Like a Good Quote
When you talk you only repeat what you already know. But if you listen you might learn something new. Dalai Lama
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Jun 2, 2019
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A man (call him Horace) went on a safari in darkest Africa with a bunch of other people and some native guides. They traveled on foot, going deep into the jungle where they could hear the screeching of birds and howling of wild cats and other fierce ...
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May 31, 2019
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A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but didn't want to pay the high prices. After unsuccessfully haggling with of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde said, "Maybe I'll just...
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May 30, 2019
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Is six cups of coffee a day excessive?
I usually drink about this many daily
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May 28, 2019
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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his oth...
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May 27, 2019
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A circus performer was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car. "What are those for?" she asked suspiciously. "I'm a juggler," the man repli...
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