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Rusham
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New Zealand
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Happy and caring by nature. Enjoy people with a sense of humor and open minds
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Dear Keith, I'm sorry. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping myself to your wife when you're not around, probably more than you. I know it’s no excuse, but I don't get it at home. I can't liv...
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I was in Starbucks recently when I suddenly realised I desperately needed to fart. The music was really really loud so I tied my fart with the beat of the music and after a couple of songs I started to feel better. I finished my coffee and noticed ev...
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A blonde and brunette were watching the 6 o'clock news. The news was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge. The brunette turns to the blonde and says, " I bet you $50 the man is going to jump." The blonde replies, "Okay you...
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A pastor concluded that his church was getting into very serious financial troubles. While checking the church storeroom, he discovered several cartons of new Bibles that had never been Opened and distributed. So at his Sunday sermon, he asked for t...
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Apr 12, 2018
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Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence. The Abbot said, "Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so." Sister Mary Katherine lived in th...
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Apr 8, 2018
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A woman rushes to her doctor, looking very worried, and says: “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled, my skin all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes bloodshot and I had this corp...
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Apr 7, 2018
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The final exam - love this clever teacher! There were four sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an 'A' so far. These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a ...
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Apr 6, 2018
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1am and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body." The officer then asks, "R...
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Apr 3, 2018
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A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls ...
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Apr 1, 2018
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
DEAD PENGUINS -- I NEVER KNEW THIS Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica where do they go? Wonder no more ..... It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered an...
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Mar 28, 2018
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Irish Road Accident Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate has been hit by a car. Paddy: ‘Get an ambulance here quick, he’s bleeding from his nose and ears and I tink both his legs are broken.’ Operator: 'What is your location sir?'...
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Mar 27, 2018
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A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire. He was advised that a small plane would be waiting to fly him over the fire. The photographer arrived at the airstrip just an hour before sundown. Sure eno...
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Mar 25, 2018
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A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to knock ...
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Mar 19, 2018
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An Irishman who had a little too much to drink celebrating St Patrick’s Day is driving home from the city and of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. "So," says the cop to the driver, "where hav...
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Mar 18, 2018
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Bad News Two friends were in a pub and after a few drinks one loosens up and says, “I’ve got a double dose of bad news for you.” “Okay, what is it?” “Your girlfriend is cheating on both of us.”
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Mar 16, 2018
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Puns A cat ate some cheese and waited for a mouse with baited breath. I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention. I hate Russian Dolls they are so full of themselves. I’m close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, I don’t know y.. The new jail...
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Mar 15, 2018
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Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him: “I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm...
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Mar 14, 2018
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An Afghanistan diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The diplomat was not used to the salt in American foods (French fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies, etc.) and was constantly sending his man...
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Mar 8, 2018
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Once upon a time there were three men: a doctor, a city planner, and an engineer. For some reason all three offended the king and were sentenced to die on the same day. The day of the execution arrived, and the doctor was led up to the guillotine. As...
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Mar 6, 2018
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Justice has been served! There's been some thieving scum named Carl going round breaking in to people's houses around Doncaster for months, but the police couldn't catch him. The weird thing though is, he was breaking into people'...
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