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4292 views · 120 followers · Joined: April 10, 2016 · Online: Recently (date?)
Happy and caring by nature. I enjoy chatting with people with a sense of humor and open minds
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're...
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Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need my...
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An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great...
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Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember .. Later that night, while watch...
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Two Arab terrorists boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before take-off, a Royal Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After take-off the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his ...
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A fifty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look, what's the matter with you?" The woman continues to bounc...
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Oct 13, 2018
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FACEBOOK For those of my generation who do not comprehend or even care why Facebook exists, here's a new idea: I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles. Therefore, every day I walk down the street and...
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Oct 12, 2018
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Bump...Bump... A man was walking home alone late one night when he hears a BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... behind him. Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him ... B...
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Oct 8, 2018
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TWENTY-NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE. 1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3. Some people are alive only because it...
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Oct 6, 2018
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Priceless! Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about a contest he was asked to judge. The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child. The winner was: 1. A four-year-old child, whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentlem...
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Oct 5, 2018
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Amusing rather than a joke. Enjoy WHAT IS A GRANDPARENT? (Taken from papers written by a class of 8-year-olds) Grandparents are a lady and a man who have no little children of their own. They like other people's. A grandfather is a man & ...
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Oct 1, 2018
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Women will love this one A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. 'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.' 'Pencil,' howev...
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Sep 26, 2018
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A man walked out to the street and immediately catches a taxi in New York City. Cabbie: "Perfect timing, you're just like Brian. " Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Brian Sullivan. He's a guy who did everything right all ...
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A young woman goes to the welfare office to register for child benefit. "How many children?" asks the welfare officer. "Ten," replies the woman. "Ten!" says the welfare worker. "What are their names?" "Nat...
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Sep 24, 2018
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Seven retired Floridians are playing poker in the condo clubhouse. Suddenly Meyer loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other six continue playing, but standing up....
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Sep 23, 2018
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A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says 'I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today.' The bartender says 'Well, ...
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Sep 21, 2018
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Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After nearly six months, she woke up and saw that she was no longer pregnant. Frantically she asked the doctor about her baby. The doctor replied, "You had tw...
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Sep 20, 2018
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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him where she finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to...
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Sep 19, 2018
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God called His angels and sent one to earth for a time. When the angel returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not. God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel...
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Sep 18, 2018
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I heard a discussion on this and don’t know the answer. Is a hot dog a sandwich?
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