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Rusham
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New Zealand
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1st Week of SW
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Happy and caring by nature. Enjoy people with a sense of humor and open minds
I Love Jokes And Riddles
Racial Profiling I was standing at the bar in the Airport when this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me, and starts drinking a beer. I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?" He...
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4 hrs ago
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Is it okay to use the "F" word?
I definitely would.
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8 replies
38 views
2 days ago
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Food
I Love Jokes And Riddles
A Woman's Ultimate Fantasy In a recent On-line poll 38,562 men across the UK were asked to identify a woman's ultimate fantasy. 98.8% of the respondents said that a woman's ultimate fantasy is to have two men at once. While this has...
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1 reply
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4 days ago
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Anger Managment When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call ...
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5 replies
15 views
Dec 5, 2017
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How many on SW can really relate to this picture?
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6 replies
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Dec 4, 2017
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Personal, Thoughts & Feelings
I Love Jokes And Riddles
AN OLDIE BUT A GOODIE After landing my new job as a Walmart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day ...... About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, decidedly unattractive, woman walked into the store along w...
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1 reply
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Dec 2, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
WHAT A GIRL WANTS FOR CHRISTMAS The Santa Claus at the shopping mall was very surprised when a Emily, young lady aged about 20 years old walked up and sat on his lap. Now, we all know that Santa doesn't usually take requests from adults, but sh...
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Dec 1, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
I went to the liquor store Tuesday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Rum and put it in the bicycle basket. As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break. So I drank all the Rum before I...
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7 replies
26 views
Nov 30, 2017
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Why do so few women heart the jokes I post?
I can understand today though. I was making a comparison with Experience Project where views would total 80 to 220 daily on the jokes I posted but interestingly enough for that many views a less proportionate number of hearts than on SA of tops of 2...
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6 replies
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Nov 27, 2017
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Embarrassing & Funny
I Love Jokes And Riddles
SICK - CHRISTMAS IS COMING. With Christmas fast approaching I asked my mother what she wanted. She said. "All I want is a bit of caring and looking after." So I've put her in a nursing home. 🎅 Christmas is around d corner and girls wo...
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Nov 25, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
A young woman goes to the welfare office to register for child benefit. "How many children?" asks the welfare officer. "Ten," replies the woman. "Ten!" says the welfare worker. "What are their names?" "Nat...
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Nov 24, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship bet...
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Nov 23, 2017
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I Am Highly Intuitive
I was driving home from a weekend away with my father. We were traveling along open road when an orb appeared on the speedometer alerting me to the fact we were traveling at 20 kph above the speed limit. I instantly dropped my speed and knowingly tol...
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Nov 22, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she would write notes when she needed to communicate. After a short time out on t...
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Nov 21, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "What is this Father...
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Nov 20, 2017
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I Like to Collect Quotes
“If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?” ― Jerry Seinfeld
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Nov 16, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
This should make you laugh out loud. It did me. It is not only funny but very clever. Enjoy. This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. Experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. This is a strictly ..... M...
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Nov 15, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
God's Plan for Aging? Very clever and well worth the read. Most seniors never get enough exercise. In his wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more ...
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Nov 14, 2017
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Are you my 2000 profile view?
A screen shot fo proof will win you a gift of your choice from the gift shop.
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10 replies
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Nov 11, 2017
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Miscellaneous
I Love Jokes And Riddles
Women comes in to have her husband buried. She tells mortician that he never owned a nice suit and that she would appreciate it if he could be laid to rest in the best suit she could find. A month after the funeral the women gets a bill for $100, she...
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Nov 11, 2017
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