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Rusham
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New Zealand
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Happy and caring by nature. Enjoy people with a sense of humor and open minds
I Love Jokes And Riddles
Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, 'Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman.' 'Oh yeah?' said Charlie, 'And how did this one end?' 'When it was over,' Mike ...
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
LEROY'S LAST SUPPORT PAYMENT Today is my baby girl's 18th birthday. I be so glad that this be my last child support payment! Month after month, year after year, all those payments. So I call my baby girl, LaKeesha, to come to my house,...
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2 days ago
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How do your table manners compare to this hilarious video?
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3 days ago
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Food
I Love Puns
A cat ate some cheese and waited for a mouse with baited breath.
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4 days ago
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I Love Puns
If you wear a blindfold at the shooting range, you won’t know what you’re missing
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4 days ago
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Restaurant's aside, have saucers become a thing of the past?
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Aug 16, 2017
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Food
I Love Jokes And Riddles
I was working in the garden this weekend and my wife was about to take a shower. I realized that I couldn't find the rake. I yelled up to my wife, Where is the rake?" She couldn't hear me and she shouted back, "What?" I poi...
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Aug 16, 2017
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Have you ever had aspirations to become a politician?
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Aug 16, 2017
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Politics
I Love Jokes And Riddles
One day a man decided to retire. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank. He soon found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconu...
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Aug 15, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
At dawn the telephone rings, "Hello, Señor Bob? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house." "Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" "Um, I am just calling to advise you, Señor Bob, that your...
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Aug 14, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
There was a man named Cletus that lived in a small town with only one traffic light. Cletus had saved up his money and bought a mo-ped. One day Cletus was at the light waiting for it to turn green when a shiny new Corvette convertible pulled up next ...
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Aug 13, 2017
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What did you do today?
I changed a light bulb
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Aug 13, 2017
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Situations
I Love Jokes And Riddles
Two Irishmen were working for the city public works department. Paddy would dig a hole and Mick would follow behind him and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working fu...
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Aug 12, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
SUPPORT A FAMILY THE PROSPECTIVE FATHER-IN-LAW ASKED, "YOUNG MAN, CAN YOU SUPPORT A FAMILY?" THE SURPRISED GROOM-TO-BE REPLIED, "WELL, NO. I WAS JUST PLANNING TO SUPPORT YOUR DAUGHTER. THE REST OF YOU WILL HAVE TO FEND FOR YOURSELVES....
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Aug 11, 2017
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Are men really more squeamish than women?
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Aug 11, 2017
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Life
I Love Jokes And Riddles
WHEN MY THREE-YEAR-OLD SON OPENED THE BIRTHDAY GIFT FROM HIS GRANDMOTHER, HE DISCOVERED A WATER PISTOL.. HE SQUEALED WITH DELIGHT AND HEADED FOR THE NEAREST SINK. I WAS NOT SO PLEASED. I TURNED TO MOM AND SAID, "I'M SURPRISED AT YOU. DON...
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Aug 11, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
"OH, I SURE AM HAPPY TO SEE YOU," THE LITTLE BOY SAID TO HIS GRANDMOTHER ON HIS MOTHER'S SIDE. "NOW MAYBE DADDY WILL DO THE TRICK HE HAS BEEN PROMISING US." THE GRANDMOTHER WAS CURIOUS. "WHAT TRICK IS THAT?" SHE AS...
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Aug 11, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
DEATH "DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER DEATH?" THE BOSS ASKED ONE OF HIS EMPLOYEES. "YES, SIR," THE NEW EMPLOYEE REPLIED. "WELL, THEN, THAT MAKES EVERYTHING JUST FINE," THE BOSS WENT ON. "AFTER YOU LEFT EARLY YESTER...
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Aug 11, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
An older golfer was chipping his ball from near a water hazard; his club fell into the water. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?" The golfer replied that his club had fallen into water, and he needed the cl...
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Aug 9, 2017
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Would you enjoy this food? I loved it.
It was a five course degustation meal. I have combined the pics of each course and there description into the one pic.
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Aug 7, 2017
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Food
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