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4955 views · 130 followers · Joined: April 10, 2016 · Online: Recently (date?)
Happy and caring by nature. I enjoy chatting with people with a sense of humor and open minds
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client. "Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news." The art collector replied, "You know, I've had an awful day, Jack, so let...
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Valentine’s Day Genie AN OLDER WOMAN runs into her friend at the mall. “You’re not going to believe this,” she said. “I found an old lamp the other day. I rubbed it and a genie popped out. He explained that genies don’t give three wishes anymore, bu...
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The Spoon A lesson on how consultants can make a difference in an organization. Last week, we took some friends to a new restaurant, 'Steve's Place,' and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket...
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Moses Negotiates the Commandments The Hebrew people were sitting around Mt. Sinai. You could hear only a subdued murmur among them, but you could feel the tension in the air. For hours now, Moses had been on top of the mountain, hidden from their ...
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The Pope’s Surprise Many years ago, a beloved Pope died and went to heaven. Saint Peter greeted him in a firm embrace. "Welcome your holiness, your dedication and unselfishness in serving your fellow man during your life has earned you great sta...
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As I sat in the Living Room my Five year old shouted at me from the back door. "I can't hear you, if you're shouting from the outside", I said. Again, he shouted back. "I told you, I can't hear you from out there. It...
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A thief entered a house mid-afternoon. He tied up the woman and at knife-point asked the man to hand over the jewelry and money. The man started sobbing and said, "You can take anything you want. You can kill me also. But please untie the rope ...
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A Travel Agent looked up from his desk to see an old lady and gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around the world. The agent had a good week and the dejected couple looking in the window gave him a ...
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A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called and told them they had a wonderful Japanese baby boy, and the couple took him without hesitation. On the way home from the adoption center...
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Jan 21, 2019
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A minister has just died and is standing in line waiting to be judged and admitted to Heaven. While waiting he asks the man in front of him about himself. The man says, "I am a taxi driver from New York City." The angel standing at the gat...
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Jan 18, 2019
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Be Warned - Shaggy Dog Story An old man was sitting on his rural porch, watching a jackrabbit cross the road. Just then, a passing truck squashed the jackrabbit. The driver, pulled over, jumped out and ran back to see what he had hit. Seeing th...
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Jan 17, 2019
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Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm him. "Don't worry, son. Your mother will come back. She's only bringing people babies and makin...
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Jan 10, 2019
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Top 25 Country Songs 25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth, Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye 24. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure 23. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 22. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bow...
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Little Johnny! (Bless the little bastard). "Class, today's assignment is to spell and use the word 'DOUGH' in a sentence." "Jane, you go first..." "Dough; D O U G H.... Italians make pizza with dough...
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Jan 8, 2019
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Warning: Very Bad Pun Inside A pastor who was badly overworked went to the local medical center and was able to have a clone made. The clone was like the pastor in every respect--except that the clone used extraordinarily foul language. The cloned p...
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A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and starte...
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One beautiful Sunday morning, a minister announced to his congregation: "My good people, I have here in my hands three sermons... a $100 sermon that lasts five minutes, a $50 sermon that lasts fifteen minutes, and a $10 sermon that lasts a full ...
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A girl brings her boyfriend home to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father, a business tycoon, to find out about the young man. He invites the boy to join him for green tea in his study. "So what are your plans?" t...
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A guy blows a stop sign in Philly and gets caught by a policeman. Cop says, "License and registration please." Guy says, "What for?" Cop says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign." Guy says, ...
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