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Rusham
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New Zealand
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6 Mths Active
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1st Week of SW
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250 Stories
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5 Questions
Happy and caring by nature. Enjoy people with a sense of humor and open minds
I Love Jokes And Riddles
Priceless. Senior Banking HERE is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by an 86 year old woman. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in The Times. Dear Sir: I am writing to thank you for bouncing my cheque with which I...
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
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3 days ago
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Do Las Vegas Churches accept gambling chips? THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS........ BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS. NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CA...
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
An engineer dies and goes to Hell. Dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he starts designing and building improvements. After a while, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators. The engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day God ...
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Mar 22, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Jack Nicklaus meets Stevie Wonder in a bar and asks: "How's the singing career going?" Stevie replies: "Not bad. The new album is in the top 10. How's the golf?" "Not too bad," answers Jack. I've had som...
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Mar 18, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
I just read PetiteChica's post Do you believe in the phrase "You get what you pay for"? It reminded me of the following. - enjoy. You don’t have to be an engineer to appreciate this story A toothpaste factory had a problem. They some...
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Mar 14, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Two men arrive at the Pearly Gates at about the same time, both wanting to know if they will be admitted to heaven. St. Peter asks the first man his name, where he is from, and what he did in life. The man answers that he is John Smith and that he ...
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Mar 14, 2017
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Would most people on SW think their partner would feel hurt, or worse if they were to know what you share on here as posts or inboxes?
Heart if you agree so as to judge the Views to Heart ratio. I'm curious.
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Mar 13, 2017
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Personal, Thoughts & Feelings
I Love Jokes And Riddles
Reportedly, a woman was flying from Seattle to San Francisco. Unexpectedly, The plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the pl...
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Mar 12, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
A fisherman goes to the river to check an illegal fish trap that he owns. He looks around to make sure there are no fishing inspectors about and proceeds to pull the fish trap out to check it. An inspector steps out of the bushes, “Ahha!” he said. T...
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Mar 12, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store. As he waited, he was approached by a man called Terry who asked, "Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?" The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight...
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Mar 7, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
LMAO
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Mar 5, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
A woman has twins, but has to give them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his bir...
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Mar 4, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Tasmania. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and s...
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Mar 4, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant in Lakeshore Toronto Ontario. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands. The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed th...
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Mar 3, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bart...
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Mar 3, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bart...
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Mar 3, 2017
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I Love Weird Facts
If you leave your tongue print at the scene of a crime you are leaving something as unique to you as your fingerprint. This conjures up some weird images in my mind as to weird places tongue prints have been found. Lol
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Mar 1, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
The Kindy Teacher A kindergarten teacher was helping one of her students put his boots on. He had asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and him pushing, the boots still didn’t want to go on. When the second boot was on, she was nea...
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Mar 1, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
John was driving home from one of his business trips in Northern Queensland when he saw an elderly Aboriginal man walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, he stopped the car and asked the Aboriginal man if he would like ...
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Feb 19, 2017
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