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New Zealand
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6472 views · 148 followers · Joined: April 10, 2016 · Online: Recently (date?)
Happy and caring by nature. I enjoy chatting with people with a sense of humor and open minds
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
I took my 8-year old girl to the office with me on, "Take Your Kid to Work Day." As we were walking around the office, she starting crying and getting very cranky, so I asked what was wrong with her. As my coworkers gathered round, she sob...
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Oct 16, 2019
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Have you noticed how some friends as they age have become old fuddy duddies and yet you still love them for who they are?
By that I mean they are unwilling to accept the world is moving on. They say no to smartphones, Apple watches, and stays in a world of old technology.
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Oct 15, 2019
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Oh to get old Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction. Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy. If you're han...
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Oct 15, 2019
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
A man wakes up after a long night of drinking. He goes down to his kitchen and sees his wife with a big grin and humming cheerfully to herself. She prepares a massive breakfast full of the man's favorite foods. She gives him a kiss and heads up...
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Oct 12, 2019
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Paddy McCoy, an elderly Irish farmer, recently received a letter from the Department for Work & Pensions stating that they suspected he was not paying his employees the statutory minimum wage and they would send an inspector to interview them. O...
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Oct 11, 2019
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
A ventriloquist was doing his gig at a nightclub... A blonde stands up and begins to protest. She says,"Hey knock it off with the dumb blonde jokes.We're not all that stupid I'll have you know. What makes you think you can stereotype ...
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Oct 10, 2019
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Taking on the Law Professor A young law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty old professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind. Student: "Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?" Pro...
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Oct 9, 2019
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Diamond D's brothel began construction on an expansion of their building to increase their ever-growing business. In response, the local Baptist Church started a campaign to block the business from expanding -- with morning, afternoon, and eveni...
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Oct 5, 2019
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were three finalists: two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him...
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Oct 2, 2019
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint. The barkeeper says, “You’re in here pretty often. Do you think you might be an alcoholic?” The horse replies, “I don’t think I am” and with that, vanishes from existence in a puff of smoke. See, the joke is...
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Sep 26, 2019
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
An old woman goes in to see her doctor The doctor asks, "So, what brings you in today?" The old woman replies, "Well Doc, you see, I've developed the most prolific amount of gas. I can't help it. I feel as if I am passing g...
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Sep 19, 2019
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Paddy died. His will provided £40,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last guests departed the affair, his wife Colleen turned to her oldest and dearest friend. "Ah well, Paddy would be pleased," she said. "You're righ...
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Sep 16, 2019
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I Am Listening To This Song Right Now
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Sep 13, 2019
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Last night, I had a dream that I wrote the Hobbit. Apparently I was Tolkien in my sleep.
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Sep 8, 2019
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky cleared above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, 'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.' The biker pulle...
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Sep 5, 2019
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
I think this has to be my all time favourite joke from the past. The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick. He dialled the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whis...
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Sep 4, 2019
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
The Irish never hesitate to come to the aid of their fellow man (fellow air passengers, in this case). Shortly after take-off on an outbound, evening Aer Lingus flight from Dublin to Boston, the lead flight attendant nervously made the following pai...
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Aug 31, 2019
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
An Arab sheik was admitted to the hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to have some of his blood type stored in case the need arose. As the gentleman had an extremely rare type of blood that couldn’t be found local...
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Aug 30, 2019
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
A New York Divorce lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him, "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?" The Lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week ago, I gave a quarter to a homeless person on th...
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Aug 29, 2019
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
A Scottish Skydiver dies in Aberdeen and his old widow wishes to tell all his friends at once, so she goes to the Aberdeen Evening Express and says, 'I'd like tae place an obituary fur ma late husband.' The man at the desk says, '...
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Aug 24, 2019
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