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Rusham

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Happy and caring. I enjoy chatting, humor, making friends and a love of disc golf

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A doctor lacking empathy A woman suffers a severe accident and undergoes surgery. Her husband waits anxiously. After several hours, the surgeon approaches him. “Good news: the surgery went well. However, her recovery will be lengthy. She’ll... See More »

It’s well known fact that Hitler frequently consulted astrologers

and occultists for guidance during World War II. One day, feeling confident about Germany’s progress, he summoned his chief astrologer. “You’ve given me great advice,” Hitler said. “But there’s something important you’ve never told me—when will I... See More »

Three friends were exploring

a bustling fairground when they stumbled upon an enormous, twisting helter-skelter. Just as they were about to climb the steps, an old witch appeared before them, her eyes gleaming with mischief. “This is no ordinary slide,” she cackled. “It is... See More »

The Old Rooster and the Young Rooster

A farmer had 25 hens and one old rooster. Since the old rooster was getting slow, the farmer bought a young rooster from the market to take over. The Conversation Old Rooster: “Welcome! Let’s work together to keep things productive.” Young... See More »

Three nuns are travelling in a bus when it crashes...

All of the nuns died instantly, and find themselves standing in front of the Pearly Gates, where St Peter is waiting for them. He said to the nuns, "Before I can let you in to heaven you each have to answer a question." To the first nun, St Peter... See More »

It Happened at the Homecoming Dance

At my homecoming dance, I noticed a kid sitting alone in the corner, looking miserable. Feeling bad for him, I walked over and asked what was wrong. He sighed and said, “No one wants to dance with me because of my wooden eye.” Determined to help,... See More »

Oldie but a good one.

A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, 'You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.' The cat thought for a minute and then said, 'All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard... See More »

WHY GOD MADE MUMS

Answers given by 2nd year school children to the following questions: Why did God make mothers? 1. She's the only one who knows where the selotape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house. 3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.... See More »

A young boy named Donald

comes running down the street looking for a cop. He finds one and begs, “Please, officer, come back to the bar with me—my father’s in a fight.” When they get back to the bar, three guys are fighting like you wouldn’t believe. After a while, the cop... See More »

One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother

to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seems fine, but after awhile she... See More »

Old but worthy of another read

Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear Granddaughter, The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a 'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that... See More »

Suddenly the engine splutters

Four people are aboard a small airplane cruising thousands of feet above the ground: • The Pilot (because, of course, someone has to fly the plane). • The President of the United States (a man of great importance—or so he claims). • The World’s... See More »

A nun sits and chats with Mother Superior

A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior, chatting. “I used some horrible language this week, and I feel absolutely terrible about it.” “When did you use this awful language?” asks the elder. “Well, I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that... See More »

Blwyddyn Newydd Dda

And I’m not pissed, just sending love. Sincerely Myfanwy

They met on a singles cruise.

Ed and Linda met on a singles cruise, and from the moment Ed laid eyes on her during the midnight countdown, he was smitten. When they discovered they lived in the same city, just miles apart, Ed could hardly believe his luck. As soon as they... See More »

This joke I gave a 10/10. Lmao

When I was a child, my father cheated and didn't love my family. Later, my parents divorced. Soon my mother died in a car accident. My brother and I could only live in my grandma's old house. The whole family lived on my grandma's savings. Later my... See More »

What is possibly the most helpful advice a doctor has given you?

For me it happened when I saw my doctor during Covid and told him about my leaking eyes. The tears were being a nuisance running down my cheeks under my mask. His advice was to use cotton pads soaked in a solution of Johnson’s Baby Shampoo and... See More »

Here is a fun fact for all THE Hobbit and Lord Of the Rings fans

Bilbo Baggins had to be a male for the plot of *The Hobbit* to work. If Bilbo were female, everything would have fallen apart in the goblin cave. Bilbo would have wandered around the dark and dreary caverns, found the ring, and seen Gollum fishing,... See More »

Whoops…… Really.

“Do you really have to lick the knife?” She asked, her tone sharp and cutting. “Force of habit!” I said with a grin, wiping it theatrically. “Come on, lots of people do it.” She rolled her eyes, exasperated. Her eyes narrowed. “Yes,” she finally... See More »

Truly lovely thoughts

The first day of university, our professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didn’t already know. I stood up to look around when a gentle hand touched my shoulder. I turned around to find a wrinkled, little old lady... See More »

Oh, to be 8 again!

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday. 'I'd like to be eight again', she replied, still looking in... See More »

Don’t Talk to the Parrot

Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called in a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, 'I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, Leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a cheque.' Oh,... See More »

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Can you add one of your own to these?

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom of the page Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? * liquid Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? * marriage... See More »

Senior Wedding Registry

Jacob, a spry 92, and his sweetheart Rebecca, a lively 89, are bubbling with excitement about their upcoming wedding in sunny Miami. As they stroll down the street, hand in hand, chatting about the big day, they pass a drugstore. Jacob’s eyes light u... See More »

One of my favourites.

You just have to appreciate this one. Young people forget that we old people had a career before we retired. Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he... See More »

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