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Rusham
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New Zealand
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3 Mths Active
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1st Week of SW
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100 Stories
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Happy and caring by nature. Enjoy people with a sense of humor
I Love Jokes And Riddles
Proverbs with the twist of a child
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
In a convent in Ireland, the 98-year-old Mother Superior lay dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable. They tried giving her warm milk to drink but she refused it. One of the nuns took the glass back to the...
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
The Taxidermist A chap walks into a bar in West Virginia and orders white wine. All the Rednecks sitting around the bar look up from their beer and whiskey, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north. The bartender asks, "You ain...
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
PARAPROSDOKIANS (Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous. 1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it. 2. The last thing I want to ...
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Marriage Counselling After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counselling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neg...
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerks called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery. He awakened ...
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
A girl at a bus stop spotted a handsome man and without hesitation went to him and said, "You look cute. I like you." The man out of shock simply placed his hand on her shoulder and said, "My dear, this love and infatuation are all not...
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
One Monday morning, a Postman is walking the neighbourhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he notices that both cars were in the driveway. His walk was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer cans...
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says 'I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today.' The bartender says 'Well, ...
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Lexophile" is a word used to describe those that have a love for words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless." A competition to see who can come up with...
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
The Irish are a wonderful bunch of people, always willing to help in a pinch. Shortly after take-off on an outbound evening Air Lingus flight from Dublin to Boston, the lead flight attendant nervously made the following painful announcement in her lo...
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I Like Funny Pictures
Amazing Photos as aircraft slams into four buildings Amazing photos show great detail. The pilot at low level had no control over his aircraft. It narrowly misses a crowd gathered for the air show and slams into four buildings. One can only i...
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Each Friday night I drove my wife to the train station so she could go visit h= er sister who was ill. Ten minutes later, my sister arrived by train so that= she could help with the house and kids over the weekend while my wife was g= one. On Sundays...
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
I was at the pub the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar. Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?" One of them angrily screeched, "I...
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the exits, trampling each other in a franti...
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They Walk Among Us and may Reproduce! ---------------------------- Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a Sign on it saying: 'Free to good home. You want it, you take i...
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I Like Funny Pictures
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they laid down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell m...
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I Value Proper Grammar, Spelling, And Punctuation
An English professor wrote the words:
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
As I was getting in bed, she said, "you’re drunk." I said, "How do you know?" She said, "You live next door."
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