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I Love Jokes And Riddles
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. “Not a chance,” says the husband, “it is 3:00 in the morn...
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There was this Hell's Angel riding down the road on his motorcycle last winter. He was wearing a leather jacket that had a broken zipper. He finally stopped the bike and thought to himself, "Man, I can't drive anymore with the cold air...
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An oldie but a goodie. Three lawyers and three engineers were travelling by train to a conference. At the station, each lawyer bought a ticket whereas the engineers bought only one ticket between them. ‘How are you going to travel on a single ticke...
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What Day is Father’s Day?
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Three engineering students were gathered together discussing who must have designed the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints." Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous s...
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A priest, an ophthalmologist, and an engineer were golfing one morning behind a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!" The doctor chimed in, ...
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I called an old school friend and asked what was he doing. He replied that he was working on "Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminium and steel under a constrained environment." I was impressed. On further inquiring, I learned th...
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Jun 11, 2018
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Romance! An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting.." Wearily he reached across, held her ha...
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Jun 9, 2018
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Here you are ladies. One day my housework-challenged Husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?' 'It depends,' I replie...
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HOW THE INTERNET STARTED, ACCORDING TO THE BIBLE Please do not Google or check this with Snopes. They will lie to you. Trust me! In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young ...
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Last night a Chinese guy came to my favorite bar. I asked him if he knew Kung Fu or some other martial art. He said, “Why do you ask me that? Is it just because I’m Chinese?!” “No it’s because you’re drinking MY beer!“
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Does this photo look the same on second glance?
I didn’t get it at first glance. Did you?
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A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.00. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not have to. testi...
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A lawyer with a wife and 12 children needed to move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner, who wanted to reoccupy the home. He was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house. When he said that he had 12 children no one wo...
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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TU...
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Scratching my Head 1. A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills... She has 14 kids but she doesn't really care.. 2. One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a person gain 5 lbs. 3. My mind...
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May 30, 2018
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OMG! Companies, who didn't spend quite enough time considering how their online name might appear! These are not made up. Check them out yourself! 1. 'Who Represents' is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any cel...
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May 29, 2018
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A bloke sits in his armchair and shouts to his wife, "When I die, I'm going to leave everything to you love!" She shouts back, "You already do, you lazy good for nothing b_stard!"
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PunDay I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu An optometrist is running for mayor. He has a clear vision for the city. Some people make funeral pottery to urn a living. I lost the worm from my hook, but co...
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May 27, 2018
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A Classic Joke A Leeds man walks into a High Street bank & asks for a loan. He tells the bank officer he is going to Australia on business for two weeks & needs to borrow £5,000. The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form o...
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