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Rusham
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New Zealand
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Happy and caring by nature. Enjoy people with a sense of humor and open minds
I Love Jokes And Riddles
One day, when he was out ploughing, his wife brought him lunch in the field. He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and began to eat his lunch. Immediately, his wife began nagging him again. Complain, nag, Complain, nag - it just...
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
God's Wife LOOK OUT FOR THE LAST STORY..... IT WILL KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about a contest he was asked to judge. The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child. The winner ...
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Three Short Jokes Saw a tramp walking down the street the other day wearing only one shoe. "You alright mate?" I asked "Have you lost your shoe?" He replied "No I found one.. **** My girlfriend is leaving me because im alway...
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Jul 18, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
This has to be one of my all time favourite jokes that is kids safe and that they love. A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, 'You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking....
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Jul 17, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Three friends married women from different parts of the world. The first man married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dis...
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Jul 12, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought my husband's advice.   'What do you thi...
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Jul 9, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, 'Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?'   The agent replies, 'Just a minute.'   'Thank you,' the blonde says, and hangs up.
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Jul 9, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.   The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.'   The old man ...
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Jul 8, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
'Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,' the divorce Court Judge said, 'And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week,'   'That's very fair, your honor,' the husband said. 'And every now and...
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Jul 8, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
The graveside service just barely finished, when there was massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance.   The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, ...
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Jul 7, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
A man is recovering from surgery when the Surgical Nurse appears and asks him how he is feeling.   'I'm O. K. But I didn't like the four letter-words the doctor used in surgery,' he answered.   'What did he say,' asked t...
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Jul 7, 2017
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Jack, age 92, and Gill, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist shop and Jack suggests they go in. Jack addresses the man behind the counter: ...
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Jul 5, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
The Flying Chicken. The true story of the Chicken Gun. Too funny not to share! Sometimes it does take a rocket scientist! Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch standard 4 pound dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, mi...
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Jul 4, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
God and Lawn You will chuckle as you read this ..... Because as stupid as it may sound, this is exactly what we do! GOD to ST. FRANCIS: Frank, ... You know all about gardens and nature. What in the world is going on down there on the planet? W...
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Jul 2, 2017
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Biker Bar A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um, err, which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking meter?" A giant of a man, wearing biker leathers, his ...
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Jun 29, 2017
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THE ITALIAN FUNERAL A Jewish man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when he noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behin...
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Jun 28, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
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Jun 26, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
They weren't in my pockets. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition. He's afraid that the car c...
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Jun 20, 2017
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Tom finally decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning one of his hot rods for an upcoming show. His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she f...
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Jun 18, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You rotter!" The judge says, "You're also charged with ...
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Jun 17, 2017
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