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Rusham
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New Zealand
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6 Mths Active
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1st Week of SW
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250 Stories
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5 Questions
Happy and caring by nature. Enjoy people with a sense of humor and open minds
I Love Jokes And Riddles
The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers. “We’re sorry Mr. Williams, but we have some information about your wife,” said one of the troopers. “Tell me! ...
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3 days ago
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears. He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?"
She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My 
husband passed away la...
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Apr 21, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. "So," says the cop to the driver,  "where have ya been?"
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Apr 19, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
A group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments. "My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one. "Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad; I can't even...
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Apr 17, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
4. A different way of looking at things. An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to p...
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Apr 16, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
3. A different way of looking at things. A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, 'I don't like the looks of your wife at all..'   'Me neither doc,' said the hus...
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Apr 15, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
2. A different way of looking at things. 'Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,' the divorce Court Judge said, 'And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week,'   'That's very fair, your honor,'...
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Apr 15, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Old Shaggy Dog Story The Archbishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin what he thought would be a long screening process. After observing several applicants demonstrate their skills, he had...
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Apr 12, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Banned for Life After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women - - she l...
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Apr 11, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket. The husband picks up a case of beer and puts it in their cart. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife. "They're on sale, only $20 for 24 cans" he repli...
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Apr 9, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at Government House. One is from Auckland , another is from Wellington and the third is from Ngaruawhahia. All three go with an official to examine the fence The Auckland contractor takes out a t...
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Apr 8, 2017
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How many hearts can I get without a single view?
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Apr 8, 2017
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Miscellaneous
I Love Jokes And Riddles
A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, 'I don't like the looks of your wife at all..'   'Me neither doc,' said the husband. 'But she's a great cook an...
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Apr 7, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
'Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,' the divorce Court Judge said, 'And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week,'   'That's very fair, your honor,' the husband said. 'And every now and...
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Apr 7, 2017
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I Like a Good Quote
Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror.
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Apr 7, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Ouch A little boy went up to his father and asked: 'Dad, where did my intelligence come from?'   The father replied. 'Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine.'
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Apr 7, 2017
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What makes the perfect cup of tea?
I have had only six in my life but I drink at least one cup daily.
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Apr 6, 2017
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Food
I Like a Good Quote
The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree.
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Apr 5, 2017
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I Like a Good Quote
Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.
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Apr 5, 2017
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I Like a Good Quote
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
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Apr 5, 2017
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