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Carver
26-30, F
United States
Join Time
1st Week of SW
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500 Stories
Since you're here, how about you check out my featured posts? ๐Ÿ˜€ ... Or not. ๐Ÿ˜’
I Like Posting Stories On EP
FEATURED
I mean on SW, lol. Before, I would hardly ever post stories or ask questions here, I would always just browse the forum commenting on other people's posts. ๐Ÿ‘€ What made me start posting questions and stories regularly was so I could distract mys...
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26-30, F
26 replies
70 views
Jul 16, 2017
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I Have Something to Say
FEATURED
Alright, it's getting crowded in here. Everyone out, c'mon! (Press Ctrl + F to type and search your username and see if you made the cut, lol) No, not you PoizonApple. Not you KingofPizza. Not you JarJarBoom. Not you FeetAreFantastic. Not ...
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26-30, F
187 replies
697 views
Jun 7, 2017
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I Like To Wear Flowers In My Hair
Me whenever I feel good about wearing flowers in my hair and the typical response from other people...
26-30, F
4 replies
25 views
2 hrs ago
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I Watch Sons Of Anarchy
Here's an idea for a drinking game: watch a few episodes of Sons of Anarchy and take a shot every time you hear a character say "Jesus", "Christ" or "Jesus Christ". ๐Ÿฅƒ
26-30, F
0 replies
1 views
3 hrs ago
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I Am A Very Restless Sleeper
When my girlfriend and I got out of bed this morning, she was all pointing out the differences of the sheets on both of our sides of the bed. The sheets on her side were all neat and tidy while on my side, they were all wrinkled and bunched up from m...
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26-30, F
3 replies
10 views
4 hrs ago
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I Have a Question
26-30, F
8 replies
40 views
5 hrs ago
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I Love To Mess With Telemarketers
Damn, goofing around with the telemarketers that call me by talking to them in Spanish and pretending I don't know English really backfired on me because now I'm getting a lot of Spanish-language telemarketers calling me. ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ
26-30, F
12 replies
12 views
5 hrs ago
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I Hate My Period
At least my girlfriend and I are synced up with our periods. It's a rough couple of days but we manage. ๐Ÿ˜ฅ
26-30, F
2 replies
8 views
5 hrs ago
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I Love Bear Hugs
Even if I get squeezed so hard that it hurts, like how my sister always hugs me whenever I make her really happy like getting her a gift she loves. Sis: "Aw, thank you Alex! I love you soooooo much!" ๐Ÿค— *crrrruuuuunnnnch* Me: ๐Ÿ˜ต
26-30, F
3 replies
5 views
7 hrs ago
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I Love My Dad
When I was visiting my sister earlier today to wish her a happy birthday, she received a phone call from our dad. He called to sing her happy birthday. My sister was so touched that she cried and even I got a little misty-eyed. I thought it was just ...
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26-30, F
14 replies
10 views
9 hrs ago
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I Used to Be Depressed and Still Get Depressed Sometimes
I can never tell if it means that I still am depressed or just feel depressed from time to time. Well, the reason I'm depressed now isn't the same as it was a couple months ago so, maybe not? Idfk...
26-30, F
5 replies
3 views
10 hrs ago
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I Worry Too Much
I had to be busy with something at work during so I left my phone on my desk. Half an hour later when I finished, I saw that I got three missed calls and a text message from my girlfriend. I panicked, thinking it was an emergency and so I immediately...
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26-30, F
6 replies
19 views
1 day ago
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I Hate It When People Don'T Close The Door
What are we, a clan of troglodytes? Shut the god damn door! You're letting all the cool air out. ๐Ÿ˜’
26-30, F
13 replies
8 views
1 day ago
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I Like Popcorn That Is Buttery
Speaking of margarine, what really stirred my contempt for the dreaded imitation butter was one time when I had made popcorn from popping kernels over the stovetop. I wanted to add butter by melting it and then pouring it over my popcorn so I melted ...
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26-30, F
0 replies
6 views
1 day ago
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I Can't Believe It's Not Butter
Gawd, I hate margarine... I don't care if it tastes just like butter, it's the work of the god damn devil!
26-30, F
17 replies
15 views
1 day ago
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I Do Not Support Gun Control
I consider myself a left-leaning moderate but my opposition to gun control is probably the most conservative view I have. Even though I don't like guns, I support people's rights to own them and don't believe gun control laws have ever...
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26-30, F
17 replies
29 views
1 day ago
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I Like Video Games
Agents of Mayhem had better be good! I think this has been a pretty decent year for video games so far with many hyped up titles living up to their expectations. And I love those Saints Row games so I'm really hoping this one will turn out to be...
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26-30, F
1 reply
7 views
1 day ago
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I Yell At the Television Like Its a Real Person
Only when I'm watching UFC and rooting for a favorite fighter of mine. Especially if they get the upper-hand and start beating the shit out of their opponent. Typical passionate sports fan behavior, right? ๐Ÿ˜…
26-30, F
2 replies
6 views
1 day ago
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I Do Not Wear a Watch
Even though I do own a wrist watch, I only ever wore it when I was working as a hotel maid years ago to keep track of the time (we couldn't rely on the hotel room clocks, lol.) I haven't worn it at all since I quit working there, I just use...
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26-30, F
2 replies
7 views
1 day ago
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I Feel A Bit Bummed Out
I hate it when I have an idea for a story to post but when I try to find the group that would go perfectly with what I want to post, it turns out that that group doesn't exist. Damn. ๐Ÿ˜•
26-30, F
14 replies
11 views
1 day ago
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