smiler jokea woman walks into her kitchen and spots her husband stood armed with a fly swat his wife asks him what are you doing the husband replied looking for flies i have killed three male and two female ones already his wife was intrigued and asked how... See More »
smiler jokea woman came in the house and said to her husband i think there is a problem with the car i think there is water in the carborette. her husband looked at her in astonishment and said how do you know it is that i did not know you even knew what a... See More »
smiler jokea man went into his local supermarket picked a joint of beef up and walked out towards the door with out paying for it the seccurity guard had been watching and seen what had gone on the security shouted over to the man oh what you are you doing... See More »
smiler jokei have a girlfriend my pet name i have for her is wheelie bin 🤔my problem is i cannot think if i take her out tuesday or wednesday every week lol
smiler jokea woman said to her husband there it is again a voice coming from the biscuit tin and it keeps singing hello is it me you are looking for her husband piped up and said do not worry dear it will be lionel rich tea
smiler jokei have just found out i am on the same camp site as former pop singer cat stevens i am helping him put his tent back up his awning has broken
