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Me: This show is boring....

Silly Friday mood!! 😂😂

Today I was full after lunch, but then decided to eat a donut for dessert just by thinking about it.

When your husband says you are negative!

This took me far to long, before it clicked 😂😂

You know what's number 1 and number 2 ?

It signifies something in my country. If you say number 1, it means something And number 2 means something else. Can you guess?

"Attention passengers, this is your captain speaking...."

"We are about to take a small detour through the World Trade Centre. Just hold tight and thanks for flying American Airlines"!

My most viewed post is literally a stupid joke from a stupid movie

So as far as I'm concerned, humanity can die out. There's no point in saving you people. Someone can pour their heart out, yet you're more interested in a dumb little gif. I seriously don't understand how some of you can live with being so useless...

My sense of humor has aged too...

I find myself laughing at dad jokes 😼😹

Are you good at telling jokes? I'm not but wish I were good at it😐

I will answer any question you dare ask......with an absolute lie...

Adam, Eve, and the Apple

So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says, ‘Your eyes sparkle like diamonds.’

I said, ‘Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck

I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she’d popped her clogs.”

Thank you Peter Kay 😂

Would you be insulted if I said your eyelashes are too long?

Or that your fake fan was extremely streaky?? Obviously I'm joking, but it seems to be a trend around here for the teenagers🙄😂

i dont come on here very often

i dont come on here very often but the joy of shitposting is back, i apologise for all comments and dodgy pun/jokes that i respond with, its a problem i have!

Ain't that the truth

When you make a joke post about transitioning into becoming a dinosaur

And some don't get that it's just a joke

I've texted while driving before.

Then again, we all do things, while drunk, we regret 🤷‍♀️ Disclaimer: it's just a joke I stole from Jimmy Carr.

This joke is cheesy

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.

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