smiler jokehire a man to come around to look at half a dozens jobs i had written down for him to do when i was out he came fair enough to do the jobs so i gave him the piece of paper with the jobs listed i want him to do he looked at the piece of paper... See More »
smiler jokemy wife wanted a special treat for christmas she wants to see the temptations in manchester but i am a bit of a skinflint and will be a trip to primark to get four tops instead
smiler jokethe cat was sick of being harassed by there dog so decided to take action and threw some fruit at it the dog was far than happy and withdrawn by this assault so the cat re namedc the dog melon collie
14 one liners selected while listening to the learned Introduction to The IliadWhy did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they ever said was, “Bach, Bach, Bach!” Why is grass so dangerous? Because it's full of blades! Why are mountains so funny? They’re hill areas. Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?... See More »
Dumb Date for twoAsked my wife to set up her dumbest single friend, Gina, to go on a date with my dumbest single friend Ralf. Gina shows up and Ralf says I like your blonde hair, is that natural. Gina replied: No, I wore this wig for our blonde date....how did you... See More »
