To my family and friends, I have two requests when I die:1. Spread my remains all over Paris, New York, and Rome. 2. Don't cremate me.
If I start acting erratically here, it's just because i'm rationing my smokesI'm beginning my 2nd hour without a smoke, so here's some funnies Yeah I know I gotta work on my delivery of these timeless gems .....;)
