14 one liners selected while listening to the learned Introduction to The IliadWhy did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they ever said was, “Bach, Bach, Bach!” Why is grass so dangerous? Because it's full of blades! Why are mountains so funny? They’re hill areas. Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?... See More »
Got more radiation from working in surgery than I did tanning at the beachThis summer and every summer
To my family and friends, I have two requests when I die:1. Spread my remains all over Paris, New York, and Rome. 2. Don't cremate me.
