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A bunch of dad jokes for you to enjoy or not.

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." .Two peanuts walk into a bar,...

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Cop- got any ID? Hillbilly- 'bout what?

One for me and one for my girlfriend

I just had to share

Is your laugh funnier than the joke?

Why do dad jokes exist but mom jokes dont?

I'm gunna get blocked for this one..

I'm very concerned about the calendar. I've heard that its days are numbered 🤔

Okay, we need a daily Bexsy joke contest. I'll go first: How do you identify a dogwood tree?

Made my flatmate cry laughing yesterday

...with an old joke my Dad told me 😊 We were talking about health, and diet and fitness. I told her about my grandmother who worked in a grocers. Long story short, I had to steer the conversation so she would ask 'and what did your grandmother...

From one of my replies-

An English Professor is teaching a class in Oxford. He's telling the students that double negatives are positive but at no time is there ever a double positive that's negative. From the back row he heard one of his students say, yeah right. 😉🤭 It mu...

A Roman Centurion ordering five beers

What did the Chinese President name his cat?

Is this not a good joke?

I'll be working for 24 hours on the weekend covering for a colleague. They'll be doing my Monday in exchange. So after agreeing to this, they said "have a good weekend" and it made me laugh because I thought they meant it ironically. As I'll be...

Matt's completely stupid thought of the day:

"Anyone can donate £10 to a worthy charity but it takes a real hero, to donate all your life savings to Richard Branson."

You guys, you guys

Maybe don't all fire at once

Do you think that part of creativity is the jokes Jesus told you to make you feel better and get you back to normal?

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Some people keep telling the same joke over and over again

I get it. It was funny the first time. But seriously, let it go. That horse has well and truly been flogged to death. It is not even worth the sympathy laughs, never was.

Another lie exposed!

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