smiler jokepat and mick where chatting and pat said did you know mick when i was in england i in the sixties i bought a car off the kray twins mick said wow that was a claim to fame what reg paddy said no mick it was ronnie i bought it off actually
smiler jokesme and a few mates at a supermarket we work at have started a tribute band to mott the hoople we are calling ourselves aldi young dudes
smiler jokemick was talking to paddy had just clme back from his holiday in eygypt mick asked paddy did you go on a camel paddy paddy replied no mick we flew like everyone does
smiler jokemy promiscious friend said she is only dating lumberjacks 😳with her it is just one feller after another
smiler jokein our local high streets we have an optitician chemist and bakery all in the same row of buildings rather the case of specs drugs and sausage rolls
smiler jokei just need a little advice a mate of mine has offered me eight legs of venison forty quid the lot 🤔i am just wondering if that is too dear
smiler jokea little girl was in her garden digging a big hole with tears in her eyes her neighbour was watching the little girl and said to her why are you digging such a deep hole for the little girl gave a little sob and said to bury my goldfish the... See More »
smiler jokethe shadows where invited to buckingham palace to have an audience and play for the king charles and queen camilla with a buffet laid on for the guest the lead guitarist introduced himself to the royal couple first saying i am hank marvin... See More »
smiler jokei have taken up a new hobby campanology or bell ringing 😆i must admit i am not very popular with the local bus drivers lol
smiler jokethe only thing these day in the daily newspaper i take seriously are fish and chips . but even then i take them with a pinch of salt too lol
smiler jokea man had just bought a new bed the full works and i was lying there and suddenly heard a voice talking to him it said do you remember the time back at school you wet yourself in class and the time you had that date and you spilt your drink on... See More »
smiler jokea scotsman and his wife where walking and past this posh restaurant the wife turned to her husband and said was that smell not lovely the husband agreed and as kind hearted and generous a scotsman can be turned around with his wife and walked past... See More »
smiler jokea husband rings his wife hello dear i will not be home tonight i am staying at jacks house tonight the wife say alright sweetheart good night i will see you tomorrow the wife puts down the receiver of the phone and says to the man laying next to... See More »
smiler joketook my two dogs to the vet as they both had a drooping tail and drooping ears when all came to all my dogs where born in december and there star was saggy terriers
smiler jokean old man went into a local cafe sat down and scanned the menu for something to eat the waitress was a nice looking slip of a thing old enough to be his grandaughter the young waitress walked up to his table smiled politely and said to the old... See More »
smiler jokewhy did the man go to his golf match with a spare pair of trousers in case he got a hole in one
smiler jokewhat did the🪳 cockroach say to the man who was about to stand on it 🪳you are only jealous because i can make your wife scream louder than you can
smiler joketwo cats where talking the first cat said i grilled a chicken for two hours . the second cat said really did you find out from it why it did crossed the road
smiler jokewhen i moved into my new igloo i threw a house warming party for my friends . 😫now i am homeless sat in a pool of water
smiler jokeit is mate george his wife birthday he bought her a coat made of 3600 hamsters fur and an added treat took her too blackpool. his problems started when they went into the pleasure beach she was wearing this coat and they could not get her off the... See More »
smiler jokeri have a heifer and i take her for a walk every day through the local vineyard i herd it through the grapevine
smiler jokei went to the doctor after i was obsessed by doing the hokey cokey this pills where fantastic i have turned around and that is what it is all about
smiler jokei was taking my driving test and the instructor failed me he asked me what sign would i see if i was driving down a narrow country i think i got failed when i replied fresh eggs for sale
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