smiler jokei have taken up a new hobby campanology or bell ringing 😆i must admit i am not very popular with the local bus drivers lol
smiler jokethe only thing these day in the daily newspaper i take seriously are fish and chips . but even then i take them with a pinch of salt too lol
smiler jokea man had just bought a new bed the full works and i was lying there and suddenly heard a voice talking to him it said do you remember the time back at school you wet yourself in class and the time you had that date and you spilt your drink on... See More »
smiler jokea scotsman and his wife where walking and past this posh restaurant the wife turned to her husband and said was that smell not lovely the husband agreed and as kind hearted and generous a scotsman can be turned around with his wife and walked past... See More »
smiler jokea husband rings his wife hello dear i will not be home tonight i am staying at jacks house tonight the wife say alright sweetheart good night i will see you tomorrow the wife puts down the receiver of the phone and says to the man laying next to... See More »
smiler joketook my two dogs to the vet as they both had a drooping tail and drooping ears when all came to all my dogs where born in december and there star was saggy terriers
smiler jokean old man went into a local cafe sat down and scanned the menu for something to eat the waitress was a nice looking slip of a thing old enough to be his grandaughter the young waitress walked up to his table smiled politely and said to the old... See More »
smiler jokewhy did the man go to his golf match with a spare pair of trousers in case he got a hole in one
smiler jokewhat did the🪳 cockroach say to the man who was about to stand on it 🪳you are only jealous because i can make your wife scream louder than you can
smiler joketwo cats where talking the first cat said i grilled a chicken for two hours . the second cat said really did you find out from it why it did crossed the road
smiler jokewhen i moved into my new igloo i threw a house warming party for my friends . 😫now i am homeless sat in a pool of water
smiler jokeit is mate george his wife birthday he bought her a coat made of 3600 hamsters fur and an added treat took her too blackpool. his problems started when they went into the pleasure beach she was wearing this coat and they could not get her off the... See More »
smiler jokeri have a heifer and i take her for a walk every day through the local vineyard i herd it through the grapevine
smiler jokei went to the doctor after i was obsessed by doing the hokey cokey this pills where fantastic i have turned around and that is what it is all about
smiler jokei was taking my driving test and the instructor failed me he asked me what sign would i see if i was driving down a narrow country i think i got failed when i replied fresh eggs for sale
smiler jokethree men died and went to heaven together where saint peter was waiting at the pearly gates saint peter said to the three men before i let you into heaven can you tell me how you old died the first man said i thought my wife was having an... See More »
smiler jokeswent past a greengrocers shop that had shut for the day i could still hear a bee gees song from inside bellowing out the owner came out to lock up and i asked where the music was coming from as i could stil hear a song the greengrocer said oh i... See More »
smiler jokethe police stopped a blonde who was speeding the police got out of his car and went over to the blondes car the policeman said excuse me madam did you know what speed you where doing can i see your driving licence please the blonde gave a big... See More »
smiler joketeacher asked johnny who is the president of iraq johnny johnny thought about it and said i do not know miss the teacher was peeved ay johnny reply and said you need to conscentrate on your studies johnny put his hand up and said to the teacher can... See More »
smiler jokei was looking out of my bedroom window in horror as a crowd swarmed around a man who had come off his motorcycle i ran down stairs out into the street towards where the accident had happened i fought through the swarm of people who had gathered... See More »
smiler jokea woman walks into her kitchen and spots her husband stood armed with a fly swat his wife asks him what are you doing the husband replied looking for flies i have killed three male and two female ones already his wife was intrigued and asked how... See More »
smiler jokea woman came in the house and said to her husband i think there is a problem with the car i think there is water in the carborette. her husband looked at her in astonishment and said how do you know it is that i did not know you even knew what a... See More »
smiler jokea man went into his local supermarket picked a joint of beef up and walked out towards the door with out paying for it the seccurity guard had been watching and seen what had gone on the security shouted over to the man oh what you are you doing... See More »
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