a joke to ned and nimbythe glazers joint chairman of manchester united have decided to change sponsors from tampax again this time the manchester united team are being sponsored by pampers as united are piss useless up front and shit at the back
smiler jokethe pilot of an airplane had an heart attack and was slumped over the controls air traffic control got a message mayday mayday the piot of our plane has taken ill i am blind but i have taken the control of the plane we are at this moment flying... See More »
smiler jokewho was king arthurs most light footed and nimble knight at his camelot knight of the round table sir prance -a-lot
joke for ned kelly and nimbusmanchester city next season have decided they are changing there shirt sponsors from ethihad a firm that makes snacks have jumped in so manchester city shirts will be sponsored by cheetos
smiler jokerthough i hate heights i did this as a a dare i climbed the outer perimeter of a tower in the french capital 🤔naturally the worst happend as i climbed high eiffel off
smiler jokei visited the doctor and told him i was suffering with athletes foot an ingrowing toe nail and cheesy fungal infection on my left foot the doctor just simply shook his head and said i would not like to be in your shoes
smiler joke🐕🦺🏃to ned and nimby and all other manchester united fans on similar worlds that is how you loose a lead in a game lol
smiler jokea mummy has been discovered in egypt covered in chocolate and nuts the archeologist think it was the body of pharaoh rocher
smiler jokepaddy said to mick hey mick i have just inveted the first invisible aeroplane mick thought about it and said nah i cannot see that taking off
smiler jokedid you know dogs cannot operate a x ray m.r.i machine our feline friends are cleverer as catscan
smiler jokedid you know ninety of men who are bald still have a comb on them it is just a case they cannot part with it
smiler jokei just cannot believe what i have just witnessed a young sheep driving a flash car wearing a swimming suite it was a lamb bikini
smiler jokei think my wife a couple of years younger than me i am worried she maybe in the early stages of alzeimers we where having words and she came out with i cannot remember what i ever saw in you
smiler jokei have been attending a secret cooker class i have just been kicked out of the class for spilling the beans
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