another smiler jokepaddy went into a pub in toronto for a quiet drink and the barman asked what would like to drink paddy said i will try a guinness please landlord please the landlord said you are irish hat brings you to our country the the land scape the sites... See More »
smiler jokea man and his wife here out late one night and they passed this man who as terrible drunk shouting singing and swearing the husband said to his wife who is that drunken guy do you know him the wife took pity and said yes i know him he proposed to me... See More »
a smiler joke for ned kelly and the aussies of similar worldi was talking to a friend who had been studying australia / aborigine musical culture but failed the final exam i said sorry that he had failed and asked him didgeridoo this exam
a smiler joke for ned and nimbya scouser went to the local antiques road show with this priceless vase fiona bruce saw this vase and asked the scouser how he came to have this vase the scouser replied it was passed down to me fiona bruce was intrigued and said as a family... See More »
smiler jokei decided to taking up singing to make some money on the side my first gig was at a policemans do i was singing for coppers lol 😆
donald oh donald what have you done nowafter the bombing raid last night by the american airforce on iranian nuclear bunkers what next for the world .as i have said before trump is right iran cannot have access to nuclear weapons to bully and intimidate and terrorise there neighbours .... See More »
trump warmongeringi am not looking for any disagreement with our cousins over the pond but i was just wondering why trump had to involve his country in the current conflict in the middle east with militiatry might . granted i can understand he and israel do not want... See More »
another smiler jokepaddy went for a job after being sacked by his previous employee the man interviewing paddy said this job is a very responsible job and could you handle this day to day paddy smiled said oh yes no problem sir in my last job when ever anything went... See More »
a smiler serious questionas the people of similar worlds know by now i am not a serious person on the whole usually .today the militiary strikes by israel on iranian nuclear weapon facilities got me thinking . all i would like really are honest opinions and not this end up... See More »
another smiler jokescientists said they discovered the oldest living chrysalis of a caterpillar this belonged to mothuselah
another smiler jokea man was walking the streets at two o clock in the morning dishevelled though he had been in fight and extreme worse for wear with drink on his way home the man encountered a police who saw him and stopped the drunk man and aked him where did he... See More »
another smiler jokearchiologists have made a brand new discovery when exporing an egyptian pyramid they found a body of an former egyptian ruler covered in praline chocolate and hazlenuts after test they discovered in was pharaoh roche
another smiler classic joke🤔what is a 🪰bluebottles favorite day of the week -😆fly day naturally lol 🤷♂
another smiler jokewhat happened when you irritate the rubber band man to much you stretch his patients to much then he snaps
smilers rhetorical humourwhen you have a wound with pus in it 🤔does it matter 🤷♂how does this infect you generally 😆
another smiler joke🤔what major part of a certain rodent can be also used as an musical instrument 😆a mouse organ lol
another smiler joke🤔what was the scariest insect seen in a west sussex town called a creepy crawley 😆
smiler jokewhy do you not have a bet with the rubber man of prague that he can fall from a plane at a great height and survive 🤷♂because the chezs always bounce
another smiler puni pinched this one off another web site too i thought it was funny did you hear about the rich arab that came too the united kingdom he was not like most most and spent his money in buying famous football teams this guy was into the market of... See More »
smiler punthis is actually a pun i picked up off another web site and thought it was amusing a man went too the psychiatrist because every night he was having this recurring dream the man said too the psychiatrist i hope you can help me i keep getting this... See More »
defending ukraineas a mere by stander too what is going on in ukraine at the moment and a mere layman does anyone know why this idea the european union and starmer are floating will work .i am talking about at an agreed ceasefire in ukraine do these european... See More »
too the brit coronation fans🤔what former street was easy going but could be volatile- len fair enough
another smiler jokewhy did the man that worked at kwik fit have too finish work officially at sixty seven -he had reached the age limit for re-tyrement
my top ten favourite songs from the seventiesin no order of preference macarthur park- donna summer baker street- gerry rafferty bohemian rhapsody -queen live and let die -paul macartney and wings sideshow -barry briggs see my baby jive -wizzard scotch on the rocks -the black watch pipe... See More »
pop usic of the nineteen eightiesmy ten favourite songs of the nineteen eighties in no particular order say say say [paul macartney and michael jackson one day in your life [ michael jackson] how about us [ champagne] keep on loving you [reo speedwagon] its raining again... See More »
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