smiler jokewhy are skeletons considered residual coward when it come to a fight they have noi guts lol
smiler jokedid you hear the italian restaurant was shut out of the blue the chef ate some of his own cooking and pasta away sudden lol
smiler jokewhilst i travelled on the london underground daily i taught my canine companion how to play a penny whistle a very clever dog in half an hour it went from barkin to tooting 😆
smiler jokei heard on the grape vine today cadbury are thinking of bringing out a new orietal chocolate bar not sure how true it is or it wil be a chinese whisper 😆
smiler joketwo men in a car and the passenger asked the driver do you ever sing in the car whilst driving the car driver said no not usually unless i am reversing as i am a back up singer 😆
smiler jokewife was telling her husband that she had been given bad news that there next door had died suddenly the husband replied who ray the wife chastised him and said to him you callous bastard it is nothing to cheer about 😆
smiler joketoday i went to the optitcian for an eye test and was shocked to learn i was colour blind wow that news came out of the purple
smiler jokei arrange a date with a dutch girl who had inflatable shoes i rang her up to arrange a time but it will not be happening as she popped her clogs 😆
smiler jokesomebody has been vandalising my calender and ripped the fifth month off it 😖i am dismayed lol 😆
smiler jokedid you hear about the🦜 parrot that won record awards in commerce 🦜he put it down to the fact he want to suck seed in business lol 😆
smiler jokei have a petrol mower at home and with all the recent issues and the cost i fuelled my mower with alcohol i had from christmas🤔did the the trick but the downside is now the grass is half cut lol 😆
trump draft dodgeri try and stop off this topic of politics usually because i have had a lot of grief over it with maga /trumpsters over my view . i am british and not ashamed i am a labour party voter and always will and i have thought about this a little . our... See More »
smiler jokemaybe only of a certain generation may appreciate this one but here goes today there has been an accident at the nestle factory in york . a man had a pallet of boxes of chocolate bars fall on him in the warehouse . he was not hurt but remained... See More »
smiler joke😆since you lot do not find my jokes funny i have another one for you 🤔what do you call the meanest man in the stone age who hated spending money 😆fred skinflintstone
smiler jokedid you know when rudolph hesse flew to scotland during the second world war when hilter found out he was not angry no he was not even annoyed no he was not even livid about this betrayal no HE WAS FUHRERIOUS LOL 😆😆
smiler jokethis is not my joke it is one i have just seen on face book and i found it funny a scientist has come up with an eco friendly way to fuel cars by using vegetables as an alternative to petrol and diesel he as another experiement he is also working... See More »
tongue in cheek joke🤔if the current leader of the free world is thinking on using militiary power to invade greenland for what other reason .will he go on to lapland and take father christmas prisoner and put him on trial for all the christmas poor don never got the... See More »
smiler jokea spokesman for the the rspb who recently rescued an injured sebird said it had sadly passed away suddenly . the spokesman said it was actually took a tern for the worst during the night lol 😆
irish jokepaddy was in the pub and was telling a group of friend about the demise of his long time mate mick . paddy said poor mick he was only twenty six dropped dead he was young fit and agile not an ailment to speak of dropped dead . so somebody at the... See More »
happy new similar worlds😄happy 🎊new year to all of similar world so🎉me in the southern hemisphere they could already be celebrating 2026 🎇
smile joke🤔what did the arabian tribe leader say to his followers looking for peace and solice 🤔sheikh and you will find 😄
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