amiler jokepaddy and mick went to the pub and took there own food as it was to expensive to buy the landlord saw paddy and mick tucking into there food they had brought he said to paddy and mick you cannot eat food you have brought in to this establishment... See More »
smiler jokepaddy said to mick i went into a bookshop today and saw a book that says it can solve fifty percent of of your problems paddy thought i will be smart and i bought two copies
smiler jokepaddy was doing a crossword and said to mick i have nearly finished this crossword but i am stuck on one clue what do you call a flightless bird fom iceland six letters and seven letters mick had a think and said to paddy are you really that... See More »
smiler jokebreaking news a herd of cows have escaped from there field and trampling the country lane the police have advised traffic to stay clear as it is udder chaos
smiler jokethe manager of lands end united quit his job today after defeat to john o groats united in a post match interview he was quoted to have said i have taken this team far as i can
smiler jokei was on the bus the other day and a young boy in front of me was turning and pulling faces at me this went on for almost the length of the journey and i just tried to take no notice of him i got to the end of my tether with him and said when... See More »
smiler jokea waiter in a posh restaurant got caught stealing herbs from the kitchen he was taken to court over it and now is serving thyme
smiler jokea cruise firm who had a passenger fall over board and drown have identified the woman today she was mrs eileen dover
smiler jokethe police are looking for a burglar who fell into a concrete mixer whilst making his escape he is is not to be approached by the general public if seen as the police say this wanted man is a hardened criminal
smiler jokea boy asked his granddad can you make a sound like a frog granddad the granddad looked down at his grandson and asked no why do you ask well grandma promised we can go to disney world when you croak
smiler jokethe police went to see paddy they knocked at his house and paddy answer the door hello paddy said the policeman it has been brought to our attention that your dog is chasing a man on a bike paddy thought for a moment and said to the policeman well... See More »
smiler jokemy 12 year old son wants to be the lead singer in an ultrovox tribute band i had to let him down slightly telling him i do not think he was midge ure enough
smiler jokewhat is the most reliable part of the human body your fingers as you can always count on them
smiler jokei had been out playing cricket for my local team and was late home my wife was not happy and threw one cricket ball at me then she threw another then threw another and threw another ball at me then threw another and screaming what about our... See More »
smiler jokebob was on a cruise with his wife and there was entertainment on board every night the first night bob jumped overboard as somebody said there was music and a band on ship
smiler jokea man was walking down the street when he saw this fairy godmother fall over he rushed over in panic to pick her up hoping she had not hurt herself the fairy god mother was grateful for the man kindness and granted him three wishes the man... See More »
smiler jokepat and mick where chatting and pat said did you know mick when i was in england i in the sixties i bought a car off the kray twins mick said wow that was a claim to fame what reg paddy said no mick it was ronnie i bought it off actually
smiler jokesme and a few mates at a supermarket we work at have started a tribute band to mott the hoople we are calling ourselves aldi young dudes
smiler jokemick was talking to paddy had just clme back from his holiday in eygypt mick asked paddy did you go on a camel paddy paddy replied no mick we flew like everyone does
smiler jokemy promiscious friend said she is only dating lumberjacks 😳with her it is just one feller after another
smiler jokein our local high streets we have an optitician chemist and bakery all in the same row of buildings rather the case of specs drugs and sausage rolls
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