Men, you can never please your wifeI made my wife’s dreams come true and we’re married in a castle. But you wouldn’t have known it from the look on her face as we were bouncing around
Broke An Egg & Put It Back In The CartonIt's a 1 in 20,000 chance of getting salmonella or 0.005%. Sure I made the chance go higher by not refridgerating my eggs and the cracked shell means germs can now go inside. But even if we be generous and say I increased the odds of getting sick... See More »
Let's get POLITICALLY INCORRECT, how about this as a CHAT UP LINE ladies when you see the man you wantI'VE GOT THE PEACHES, have you got the Cream?
