Here's a couple for Bexsy...The cheese factory exploded today.... there was de brie everywhere. Did you hear about the guy who got hit with a can of soda? Good thing it was a soft drink.
HERE ARE THREE WAYS TO CALM DOWN ANY WOMAN IN ANY ARGUMENTNumber one, tell her, "Calm down, woman." When you say calm down, it's gonna make her go into the area of her brain that's associated with being calm, so she'll start feeling more calm. And when you say woman, that's very important because it shows... See More » (1)
Your daily reminder that Nina Simone is infinitely cooler than you'It was always Marx, Lenin, and revolution - real girl's talk."
CAUTION...When someone tells you to"Get a Grip," Apparently around their neck, is not what they meant.
Darwin you left it incompleteYou left your theory unfinished Because we evolved from hairy apes to bald ones And since then we have not upgraded our software. It seems like our default is Delusion Tribalism And other things. And women still don’t have maternity leave... See More »
