I'm conducting important market research for Heinz and Hersheys - please reply Poll (35) See Poll OptionsWhich of these 2 would you be willing to give up? I was going to add a 3rd option of "This is madness" but that would be too easy...
This made me smileA pensioner drove his brand new BMW to 100 mph, looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to 140 , then 150, ... then 155, ... Suddenly he thought, "I'm too old for this nonsense !" So he pulled over to the... See More » (1)
Satan admits losing badly during the last election but has plans for next time... Poll (12) See Poll OptionsDo you think Team Satan/DemonRats will pull through with a win in 2028? (1)
When and where do you pick your nose the most...I know it...so do not lie.In the morning on your way to work in the car or on your way back...in the car or elevator :)...stop ...did you know, i watched you do that lol
I watched my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes,and I thought, "Wow, dogs are so easily entertained." Then I realized that I just watched my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes.
