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Marquis De Schadenfreude & Designated Oppressor. Profile pic is NOT me. Read About Me ==>

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Will you pop some firecrackers tonite?

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Then would you try this?

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Merry Christmas & Feliz Navidad from the Family

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Your momma's so obese...

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...OK let's have it

I finally found an honest cable company

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How to get free healthcare...

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Try it, relatives from just across the other side swear on Pancho Villas's grave this works

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The REAL California Dreaming...

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Can it be fixed?

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What happens next...

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Chicago ex Sargent frames 180 people, gets only 22 mos

"Disgraced former police Sgt. Ronald Watts and the unit he led for nearly a decade until 2012 was accused of planting drugs on suspects, falsifying police reports and falsely accusing housing project residents and others of drug crimes unless they... See More »

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Is he misappropriating a culture?

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And now for your musical enjoyment...

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Satan admits losing badly during the last election but has plans for next time...

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Do you think Team Satan/DemonRats will pull through with a win in 2028?

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Is it the party of progress...

...or the party of power that just pretends?

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Ok but can you do this...

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If this is what it's like to be 74 yrs old...

...I'd like to have this man's sense of humor

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And now for your musical enjoyment

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Pick one, there's a little something for everyone !

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No one, I repeat, no one is above the law!

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Just gonna leave this right here...

I live by a wildlife area near the city limits. Last night on the way home from work I dropped half a burger and tater tots to a family of raccoons by the river and from the sounds they made you bet they were thankful. It took 7 years but after... See More »

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Hey James Dean, did you Rock & Roll?

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Where is my ninja cat, can you help find him?

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Where does an 800 pound gorilla sit?

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TDS - Symptoms to look out for

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Recently Dr. Drew revealed the major definitive symptoms that sufferers of Trump Derangement Syndrome exhibit and its increasing prevalence among... See More »

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Alligator Alcatraz or Gator Gitmo have a snappy ring to them. But what would you call their staff members?

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