Did You Know When It's 11:11PM Here in Denver It's 1:11PM in Singapore?That sounds like something a Baptist preacher would make up to prove there is a God.
I don't run from my problemsI sit on my sofa ignoring them while scrolling on my phone, like any normal adult
If you get lucky enough to see meDon’t beg me for a selfie.You’re beautiful, but I’m a yuge deal, bigger than Pope. I just feel sorry for you
Rene Descartes walked into a bar and the bartender asked "would you like a drink?"Descartes replied "I think not", and promptly vanished
