You ever get yourself so burnt out during the work week…That you ask your mom if her offer to slap you into next week is still on the table after all these years?
Every minute you spend yelling is 60 seconds you spend operating on the cognitive level of a very stressed-out goldfish
Did You Know When It's 11:11PM Here in Denver It's 1:11PM in Singapore?That sounds like something a Baptist preacher would make up to prove there is a God.
I don't run from my problemsI sit on my sofa ignoring them while scrolling on my phone, like any normal adult
If you get lucky enough to see meDon’t beg me for a selfie.You’re beautiful, but I’m a yuge deal, bigger than Pope. I just feel sorry for you
