Imagine voting away your childrens education for cheaper eggs and then not even getting cheaper eggs lol
and now in addition to the effing car rental bsmy phone won't charge so I can't call my credit card or car insurance companies. my car insurance company website is having technifuckingdifficulties and I forgot my sign in for my credit card. Let's make it even better by the fact that im trying... See More »
I can only assume that her mother must be a horrible cook.Because she told me that her pussy tastes like mom’s spaghetti.
Cautionary tale"Wife: Honey, does this make me look fat? Me: If you ran at the gym just like you run your mouth at home, you wouldn't have to ask that question." The next morning... "And that is why he is in a coma doctor."
Ever hear somebody say, "You can't criticize the Jews?"When you say that, aren't you in fact criticizing the Jews? Irony.
The woman decided to divorce her husband and hired a lawyerspecialising in divorces. The lawyer asked her: "So, what is the reason for your decision?" She replied: "We're too compatible." The lawyer: "Don't you mean 'too incompatible'? She: No, we're really too compatible. I love going to the cinema, he... See More »
