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What's the strangest block you've ever had here, the one that is most memorable

I think mine was when I asked MarineBob how he always seems to find these moments to update us on his daily business and leisure activities, like dozens of times a day, and that I found it odd to imagine him in the middle of these activities, like...

Philomena Cunk 🫥

Coworker humor.....

Guy says to a coworker, Hey Buffy wanna' know why I am jealous of your heart? Why? she said. Because it's pumping inside of you and I am not.

Bedroom humor..........

What's something you can say in the bedroom and at a funeral? Aww were you close?

Morbid will wake up and feel lost and out of place I know it

😞 https://similarworlds.com/MorbidCynic

Time for some two sentence horror stories.

When I got up this morning, there was another note under the door. That door leads to the basement. (Quote) My daughter came into my room last night and told me she was cold. So I put a blanket on her grave. (Quote) As the doctor started to make...

**vents to a crowd of people and how people suck**

**sits back and enjoys feeling validated by people who also think people suck** Geez, what would I do without you guys, huh?

Never again will I wax myself

The last time I did so, I saw God for a split second long white beard and all, and he has seen better days

So What Makes You Weird & Different From Everyone Else?

Here is some of my list I love to play the funniest novelty music I can find and blast it as loud as I can. Then drive though a gang neighborhood. (I bet they are saying look at that crazy ass white boy. Whats wrong with him) I would play something...

Weird to think at one time, we were all the reason some pregnant woman out there

Was either in complete bliss or extreme horor lol

Be the reason someone smiles today... Or the reason they drink. Whatever works.

Are there any Steven Wright fans out there?

My intrusive thoughts almost won today

Was sitting in the bus on way to work when i started to overhear some lady on the phone talking about her BF or Brother (couldnt tell which) i was putting in earphones to listen to music but then it got interesting. N i found myself eavesdropping the...

A guy told me he likes spicy food but eating lamb is effed up. I said I like eating lamb because it's fatty and tasty and he blocked me.

I need to stop asking questions about people's social lives and relationships, it always goes south

Little dark, but ive always found this funny

Did you ever say see ya later boy to a skater boy

I`m not responsible for the spelling.

But I did laugh at it a lot. Now had one of the cars been mine, I wouldn`t be laughing.

"Revenge for Jolly"

This was a weird ass movie. I really liked it. If you need a movie that is dark yet full of humor. This one won't dissapoint.

I was talking with the wife this morning.....

and as we talked I asked her a question ............. kinda hurt .... 🤭 I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.

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