You can thank me the next time you hear this song...I saw mommy fucking Santa Claus under the Christmas tree last night....
Have you read the list of 200 words banned by POTUS?What are your top 5 favourite words from the banned list?
You Died of [Insert Death Here] because of Hostile Show Takeover.You’re Treated to a Brief Scene where signaled with blood running down the screen along with the first notes of Toccata and Fugue in D minor by Bach and Changes the Title from “Character Title” to “Evil Clone Character Title”. It Doesn’t Last though... See More »
Cue the obligatory old man staring at me as if he's expecting somethingDuring my job that requires me to go to public places and find unfamiliar people with little info. Spoiler alert: even on the off chance it is him I'm looking for, he will get upset upon asking. (1)
