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You ever been on the receiving end

of a counterfeit bill? I deposit daily my nightly tips. Bank informed me yesterday that a deposit they had incurred the day before included two counterfeit 20$ bills. I swipe twentys or higher with a money marker which is evident on the bills in...

I know you look kinda dead

but I have faith in you. One day you'll be beautiful and we'll make Hawaiian leis together. ❤️

We gotta just face the facts

this morning SWeple! Someone out there making their way through this dealy we call life has consumed more mayonnaise than anyone else currently inhabiting the face of this earth and they simply don't know it. Mmmhmm. 🤔

I mean I'm just sayin

If you in fact clean up the mess AFTER the ant has left to report back to the colony, you're makin' him the biggest lier in the mound. Js 🥺🐜

Mah' Funko Pop Mr. Rodgers

Wants to know If he can be your neighbor? 🙂

Might you kinda tell

those lil' white lies to yourself? We'll never know the most successful lie in history because it's still being believed. 🤔

So Mah' Dad is a Dad joke guy

Told me that Dad's tell cheesey jokes not because humor gets worse with age, but because the more life experience you have the more value you place on anything that might make someone smile....even at your own expense. ❤️

How would you feel

if you were expected to share your personal possessions with others? The way we teach children to. 🤔

You think there could be

a direct correlation between nostril size and index finger size ? 🤔

Mah' Funko Pop Bob Ross says

We don't laugh because we're happy..... We're happy because we laugh. ❤️

How come it's not a tradition

to sing Happy Birthday to a baby just born...on the only day it relevant ? 🤔

Are you afraid of being bitten by spiders

even though you have more teeth? I wonder if they fear we'll step on them... even though they have more legs?🤔

I get by with a little help

From my friends.

Oh wait! I've no "views counter"

in my profile. Guess pretty much nothing will happen if I ever reach any certain amount! 😮

Awww...look at'em...

It's the original Charlie's Angels

Hey....you thought it

obviously it must be the absolute truth. . 🤔

I mean I'm just sayin

If Centaurs were real, their bottom half would get up and walk soon after birth...top half would just kinda flop around an shit. 🤔

Good grief this is some

Seriously sideways pouring rain! 😮

A confirmation Email today

Through working with the Audacious Project as well as nominations from the faculty of the collage which I attend I've been selected as a presenter/speaker at a TED Talk event in March. I'm crying so can't see. ❤️

You ever wonder if ancient poets

could'a maybe been rappers and just couldn't record the beats they used? 🤔

I suppose you never truly realize

the bottom line of loneliness till it's the end of your day an you've Soo much to share....an no one to share them with. Truth.

Seems people are always telling

introverts to be more open...to leave their comfort zones. Why is it no tells extroverts to stfu and make the zone itself more comfortable? 🤔

Would you like to go back

to a time when the world was simpler? Or back to a time when we didn't understand how complicated the world has always been? 🤔

You maybe figurin'

an onion is kinda the base player of food? I certainly don't enjoy one alone...but I'd miss him if he wasn't around. 🤔

Strong hatered....

followed by trying times and ending with deep crazy passion and desire. Would your past relationships also be more romantic, backwards?🤔

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