a smiler joke for ned and nimby

a scouser went to the local antiques road show with this priceless vase
fiona bruce saw this vase and asked the scouser how he came to have this vase
the scouser replied it was passed down to me
fiona bruce was intrigued and said as a family heir loom
the scouser replies no from a bedroom window me and my mate where robbing at the time