Drop your favorite punny/dad jokes.

graceyyy · 2026-08-25T21:28:08-04:00

Jokes - Drop your favorite punny/dad jokes. (10 replies).

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Dad: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?

Innocent little kid: I don't know, daddy.

Dad: Time to get a new fence... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!

AthrillatheHunt · 56-60, M

My dad beat my mom to death. He died 5 years before she did .

GoFish · 41-45, F

@AthrillatheHunt oh man

Sidewinder · 36-40, M

Q: Where is baseball mentioned in the Bible?

A: Book of Genesis, Chapter 1: Verse 1: "In the big inning."

graceyyy

@Sidewinder This got a chuckle out of me 😅

BrandonWyatt36 · 36-40, M

That Girl on YouTube and Tik Tok SelenaSpookyBoo that wears her husband out with them Dad Jokes 🤣🤣🤣🤣 One of them she said some "I am worried for the Calendar.... It's days are numbered" 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

graceyyy

@BrandonWyatt36 isn’t that the one that sleepwalks a lot and posts all those videos of her husband just babysitting her while she does crazy shit as she’s sleepwalking?

BrandonWyatt36 · 36-40, M

@graceyyy LOL Yeah... I don't care to watch the Sleep Walking Videos... Just her Dad Jokes... BUT Fun Fact she has her own little show on Tubi App which is free... She goes and investigates Haunted Locations and all... I haven't watched it I just came across it on there if you are interested in that LOL

MethDozer · M

Did you hear about the guy who put glitter on his balls??

Pretty nuts, right?

GoFish · 41-45, F

my dad makes a lot of puns idk that any of them are overly funny but i have heard of some .. nothing i remember currently tho

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