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Sidewinder

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Self proclaimed renaissance man. Adventurous and inquisitive.

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I Am An Adventurous and Inquisitive Person

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I'm the kind of person who often times is willing to try just about anything, at least once. And when I discover that I like the things that I try, I usually find that I'm more than willing to try those things again.

Lyrics Can Say It Better Than Words

When an irresistable force, such as you... Meets an immovable object like me... You can bet, as sure as you live... Something's got to give, something's got to give, something's got to give...

Images on SW is starting to look like the graphics of the first installment of Zork...

Random thought of the day

All caps and hardly any spaces is very cathartic at the expense of a sore throat.

A musical dedication

John Olinger asked on this site a time or two and I quote: "What do you think of The Rock and would you do him?" So, in response to that, I dedicate this to him.

Christmas Wrapping (The Waitresses)

A Christmas song many of us can relate to.

Christmas dad joke

When I volunteered to be a Mall Santa, no one told me the number one occupational hazard of the job would be water on the knee.

Lazy Mornings In Bed

Sometimes, on cold days, I feel like I just wanna wrap myself in a coocoon of blankets and not come out. Anyone else ever feel like that?

Random thought of the day

I wonder if those who believe in God wonder what God believes in. I wonder...

Rare and Unusual Things

A video phone from the 1970's.

Historical Recreation

Original. Recreation.

Ever wished you could be President (or Prime Minister, depending on where you're from) for just one day?

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Quote of the Day

"We're eyeball to eyeball... And I think the other fella just blinked." -Dean Rusk.

I Have Random Thoughts

Doesn't it seem weird to find yourself relating to someone you totally dislike?

When you're desperate, you'll do anything...

...Whether it's to get what you want, to keep what you have, or even to keep from getting the things you don't want.

I keep wondering...

Do people who snore know they snore? (asking for a friend)

Childhood Perceptions

This is something of an anecdote regarding the way I viewed the world in the halcyon days of my youth. As far back as the age of 6, I thought that terminologies like "Left-Wing" and "Right-Wing" only applied to three things... Birds, planes and...

What did J. Robert Oppenheimer say when he lost his hearing?

I am become deaf.

Young and Restless - Prism

Standing at attention... Waiting for the bell to ring. After all the crap I've been through, gonna make my break. Whatever it takes... to let them know I'm not foolin'... Young and restless. Runnin' out of control... Young and restless. Headin' for...

Confucius say...

Man who stand on toilet seat is high on pot.

Q: What happens when you fight a dinosaur?

A: You get jurass kicked.

A dad joke isn't a joke if you're not a dad...

It's a faux pa.

Did you hear the one about the clumsy female lawyer?

She dropped her briefs.

I have a friend who's a hitman for the mob.

He only goes to work when it's time to whack off.

John Olinger Fact of the Day.

Every time the Boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris; Every time Chuck Norris goes to bed, he checks his closet for John Olinger.

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