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Sidewinder

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Self proclaimed renaissance man. Adventurous and inquisitive.

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I Am An Adventurous and Inquisitive Person

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I'm the kind of person who often times is willing to try just about anything, at least once. And when I discover that I like the things that I try, I usually find that I'm more than willing to try those things again.

Confucius say...

Man who stand on toilet seat is high on pot.

Q: What happens when you fight a dinosaur?

A: You get jurass kicked.

A dad joke isn't a joke if you're not a dad...

It's a faux pa.

Did you hear the one about the clumsy female lawyer?

She dropped her briefs.

I have a friend who's a hitman for the mob.

He only goes to work when it's time to whack off.

John Olinger Fact of the Day.

Every time the Boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris; Every time Chuck Norris goes to bed, he checks his closet for John Olinger.

A phrase I recently read on a T-shirt.

Don't judge me, I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

The Night Before Christmas.

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there. The children were nestled all snug in their...

Today, Christmas Eve, 2022.

Where I live, it's one hell of a snowstorm, today. We're talkin' RECORD-SETTING snowfall. It'll most assuredly be a "White Christmas" this year.

Anticipatoy Anxiety.

Anxiety takes on many forms. The kind of anxiety I have is anticipatory anxiety, which is characterized by the perception of change as a crisis, rather than an opportunity.

The future scares me.

Even in my past, the future scared me. Ever since I was 17, and entering my senior year of High School, the thought about what lies ahead always frightened me. In April of 2004, just after the Good Friday/Easter Monday long weekend, some random...

Bad breakfast karma.

On Friday, June 13th, 2008, I was cooking some beans for breakfast and to add a little extra flavor, I decided to add a few squirts of tabasco sauce and when I did, the cap came out of the bottle and almost the entire bottle's contents spilled right...

A psychiatrist says to his patient: "It seems as though you're in denial." The patient replies: "No I'm not."

It just occurred to me...

... That some parts of the past are easier to put behind oneself than others.

Some of my favorite films about hacking include...

War Games (1983) The Net (1995) and my personal favorite... Hackers (1995)

I Have Random Thoughts

The designing and building of the Titanic tends to coincide with the male ego.

Today, I enter the 36th year of my life.

I Am A Complicated Person.

I am a puzzle. 500 pieces, no two, the same. The corner pieces are smooth, calculating. They hold my confidence, reliability, drive. The side pieces are my framework, more subtle. they hold my uneasiness, self-doubt, nervousness. The jagged pieces...

Does this sound like the behaviour of a people pleaser?

Sometimes, I feel as though everything I do, is all to win the approval of other people, be it friends, family, or others.

I Quote Song Lyrics

I've seen a rich man beg, I've seen a good man sin, I've seen a tough man cry. I've seen a loser win and a sad man grin and heard an honest man lie.

I Like To Quote Song Lyrics.

"...And all my instincts, they return... And the grand façade... So soon, will burn... Without a noise... Without my pride... I reach out, from the inside..."

WARNING! FISHING POX.

VERY CONTAGIOUS TO ADULT MALES! Symptoms -- Continual complaint as to a need for fresh air, sunshine and relaxation. Patient has blank expression, sometimes deaf to wife and children. Has no taste for work of any kind. Frequent checking of tackle...

Here's my random thought of the day...

I've heard of, and even read about smallpox. I've even heard of, read about and even experienced chicken pox. But this is the first time I ever heard of monkey pox. Now, I don't normally attempt to make light of a serious issue, but one must...

Death On Two Legs, is a good song to dedicate to anyone you hate...

...Especially those in politics.

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