14 one liners selected while listening to the learned Introduction to The Iliad

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they ever said was, “Bach, Bach, Bach!”

Why is grass so dangerous? Because it's full of blades!

Why are mountains so funny? They’re hill areas.

Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.

A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica, $3.75 in Bermuda, and $3 in the Bahamas. Those are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.

Why did the football coach yell at the vending machine? He wanted his quarter back!

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.

How do you organize a space party? You planet.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.

Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake.

What did one hat say to the other? You wait here, I'll go on ahead.

Why don't sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.

I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.