A coach full of Paddies, a boisterous crew, Set off on a trip with nothing to do. A mystery tour, no one knew the way— Just miles of guessing to fill up the day. So they launched a sweepstake with laughter and cheer, To bet where the bus might finally steer. Each lad tossed a pound in, the guesses ran deep, And the prize pot grew to a tidy heap.
When the bus came to halt and the door swung wide, The winner stepped forward, beaming with pride. But it wasn’t a Paddy, which caused quite a fuss— It was the driver himself who’d bet on the bus!
