Lemon squeeze
A devout young woman went to Confession. As she entered the booth, she said, “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.”
The priest replied, “Confess your sins and be forgiven.”
She said, “Last night, my boyfriend made mad, passionate love to me—seven times.”
The priest paused, thought deeply, then said, “Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and drink the juice.”
The young woman asked, “Will that cleanse me of my sins?”
The priest said, “No, but it’ll wipe that smile off your face.”
The priest replied, “Confess your sins and be forgiven.”
She said, “Last night, my boyfriend made mad, passionate love to me—seven times.”
The priest paused, thought deeply, then said, “Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and drink the juice.”
The young woman asked, “Will that cleanse me of my sins?”
The priest said, “No, but it’ll wipe that smile off your face.”
