Me arriving at work 20 minutes late, knowing full well nobody will say anything to me because I do the work of 3 people. 😉 PINNED (1)
Bill Burr must be on SW. He knows what people have been saying about the LA fires, almost word for word. (1)
Since the Great Argument of 1998, the game monopoly is banned in my family.I remember playing with my Christmas toys in my room, and coming down stairs for more chocolate to find the board flipped over and all the pieces and paper money scattered all over the room. And all the adults were in different rooms to each other or... See More » (1)
Its undocumented and I will refute it until sufficient evidence is found, but apparently I broke my hug-a-stranger recorded on Saturdays binge.Ella said the old man in the mobility scooter was particularly happy about it. Like maybe his family had disowned him, and drunk me stepped out of a bar, asked her for directions and hugged my way into his life. Also I found raffle tickets in my... See More »
Another girls night, out another hangover, another £150, another aftertaste of vodka cranberry, another snowy train home.Olivia is wearing my spare underwear because she forgot. But she’s the size of four Morvorens so I’m not sure how comfortable they are.
The conspiracy going around the office is that Diddy was trying to burn evidence in LA and it got out of hand…
I hope you all had a good Christmas. It looks like SW was busy as normal over the holidays. I guess it was something to do while trying to digest all…that roast turkey.🙂
I remember as a kid waiting for Santa to come……and then the awkward silence as he got dressed and left the room.
Online relationships advice is so over simplified and closed minded.The truth is if you really love someone and they love you too, you’ll make it work. And it really is as simple as that.
It makes me chuckle how many come here saying they’re a lone wolf or king of the jungle. They tend to be the most fragile.Anyone who has king/queen/lord/master in their name tends to be a bit of a spunktrumpet. Projecting power you don’t have in real life might make you feel good for five minutes, but it just marks you as a looney.
You know that thing you did at school where you grab someone’s wrist and friction twist it, are you still allowed to call it a “Chinese burn”?I’m just trying to keep up.
I don’t really know what I’m doing here anymore. I might just start saying the first thing that comes up. Or maybe, like the embarrassing stuff…Because it’s not like you’re going to bump into me in Trago Mills, or tell my parents. Like when I did school work experience I spent a week sweeping up hair off the floor of a salon. And because I wore open toe shoes someone’s hair took root in my... See More »
I need to spend more time with my brother. He’s my partner in crime. If we’re together for anymore than 5 minutes he makes my face hurt from laughing.If only the military didn’t keep sending him so far away. But he’s happy and his family are beautiful. I need to fuel up the car and do more trips up here. His kids are growing up fast and I’m missing it.
I thought today’s drive was going to be 8 hours but it’s looking more like 6 👍🏻. If I stop only once for a wee wee and Maccies breakfast at CoventryThe scary north. Where the weather is bad and people wear football shirts all the time. And have every meal from a Greg’s or weatherspoons. But they’re more friendly apparently. Playlist - check Bag of sweets - check Bottle of water - check... See More »
We need to make SW funnier. I know some of you want to debate or argue with a stranger. But this place is great when it makes you laugh.I know there are certain things people are sensitive about. But it would be great if SW became a safe place where you could have a laugh and people know it’s just a joke. If not but you know a site that’s like that, you have my undivided... See More »
My Dad turns down the car radio, so he can see better when he’s driving somewhere new.I tried to ask him what the science was, but I can’t finish the sentence without laughing.😆
I’ve been blocked for daring to tell a guy that has Trump in a superman costume for his pic, that there are safer places to live than the US.All this because he wrote that he is anxious about not having a security system in his home. Suck it up buttercup. And maybe get a big dog - they’re cheaper and way more fun.
People on SW take themselves way too seriously.Me: Why did the chicken cross the road? SWer: “Well first off you can’t prove the chicken intentionally crossed the road. Secondly Wikipedia tells me that chickens are not migratory despite being able to fly a short distance, so I see no reason why... See More » (1)
I’ve got an eight hour drive up north on Friday to meet up with my brother for a Slipknot concert in Leeds.I haven’t see my big bro since last Christmas. We can sing ourselves hoarse with the lads in the boiler suits (1)
