During the pandemic I used to read my niece and nephew a bedtime story on a video call. And I was always more into the story than them… PINNEDAtleast my sister in law thought a lass with a Cornish accent pretending to be the Gruffalo or Stickman was funny. Perhaps we should forget the kids and sit together with a bottle of wine and some children’s stories and pass the rainy nights...See More »
Me arriving at work 20 minutes late, knowing full well nobody will say anything to me because I do the work of 3 people. 😉 PINNED
Gets up at 3am to watch the Formula 1 live hoping it’s going to be worth it. Max Verstappen doesn’t cruise to another win ✅ Sainz - a guy woefully underrated by his own team and still recovering from an operation wins✅ McLaren get another podium✅ Melbourne Park in all it’s sunny glory ✅🇦🇺 A closer championship so far...See More »
In a rare moment of rash impulsive fitness seeking, I’ve joined a ladies hockey team. I haven’t regularly played hockey since I was 16.This is bound to end in bruises.
Its a hard grind to make a grass roots change. Now social media exists people are in a constant delusion they're Rosa Parks at the fulcrum of history.
This arse crack fetish guy is racking up a few alts. Before long it might surpass yank politics posts. 🙃
My feed says there’s been 3 posts in the last four hours. With my feed set on default. Absolute dross.
I nearly called the police after hearing my neighbours screaming and things being smashed.It turned out their cat had brought them a live and very pissed off rat into the lounge. Curiously the man of the house was screaming the loudest…😂
In reality a balance has to be struck between be yourself and be someone people want to engage with.You can’t spend 100% of your time being yourself only to wallow in self pity that you’re lonely, because you’ve become someone that frankly only appeals to you.
You can tell the formula 1 season is about to start, after months of tumble weeds my Twitter feed has lit up.I’m excited. My parents will generally do barbecue on a race weekend too. It’s kinda cool I used to sit on my dad’s knee and watch Schumacher in the 90s and even today we still make sure we’re together for a Grand Prix. So let’s hope for lots of...See More »
Do you have a song that reminds you of your last year in school, doing your exams and saying goodby to your friends? I left school on 2006 so Gnarls Barkley Crazy is my end of school song.🥲
Perhaps it’s time to mix things up. Maybe people should be given SW usernames here based on what they do here. Like the nicknames you got in school.
When people talk about their politics here it’s always weird and hard to believe when someone is all right or all left.It might be a condition caused by American two horse politics. But I believe if a person is judging for themselves what’s right for their country and the people who live there then it would be some policies from both sides of the line. My...See More »
I would like to apologise to the shady government worker watching my internet activity.I’m sure long hours of surveillance of my appreciation of Dad jokes, cat videos, formula 1 news and results coverage, and seafood recipes is never going to provide you the crucial data you need for that promotion. It most be very dispiriting for...See More »
There’s a woman at work we call Two Shits.She will force her way into any conversation with one-up remarks that are mostly blatant lies . If you have a special interest, she already an expert. If you’ve been somewhere for a holiday, she lived there once. If you bought a fast car, she’s got...See More »
Right Friday, let’s not mess about. Let’s get through the next 9hrs with no funny business. Then it’s party time
Boomer; Gen X; Millennial etc. are hugely popular and totally simplistic, misleading and reductive generational categories.It’s the astrology and tarot cards of our era.
How many SWers would you need to block to get through this US election bollocks without noticing it passing you by?