How I look at my husband as he leaves the house for work, after he’s just been calling me nasty names while rearranging my insides. PINNED (1)
Me arriving at work 20 minutes late, knowing full well nobody will say anything to me because I do the work of 3 people. 😉 PINNED (1)
Unconditional love is nonsense with good reason. Nobody loves a spouse that cheats or a child that becomes a sponging pothead.Conditional love teaches you to appreciate people and behave like a functioning human. Unconditional love would be a breeding ground for narcissistic arsehats who think everyone owes them.
If you knew for an absolute fact that none of the people you love made it to heaven, would you still want to go?
Ordinary people with jobs and mortgages who defend billionaires are the most embarrassing people on the internet. I cringe so hard for them.They don’t need your help. They’ve never lived in a house where you can’t hear the tv because the washing machine is on full spin. So just come sit down next to the rest of us, and point and laugh when their rockets explode.
I sometimes get weird reactions to my posts. Someone people, particularly Americans, think gang crime murder and shootings happen everywhere.So here is an example of my morning news headlines to show what it’s like to live in Cornwall. Some people think everything is terrible and the world is ending, but in many places - maybe most places - absolutely nothing is happening. (3)
My husband has problems.We think our house got scoped for a potential burglary in the near future. When I told him he got all giggly and excited and started hiding cricket bats, baseball bats and other potential weapons around the house. He said it’s like “they consent... See More »
Today a 26 year old who has 3 kids by 3 different fathers tried to trash talk me. I’ve got to say I enjoyed myself. (1)
My friend is convinced her new house is haunted. I went around to help her decorate and make her feel better. But I don’t think I helped.She said moving in was fine but her dog hates the place, and since she’s started decorating things have been going on. We were scraping paper off a wall, and we heard the snacks I’d left in the kitchen fall on the floor. Before I could say... See More »
I don’t think I’ll ever feel suicidal. I survive just out of sheer spite. My continued existence pisses off all the right people.
To my gorgeous fellow Brits - happy 4 day Easter weekend! Woohoo!You light the barbecue, I’ll nip down the offy to get as much beer and rum as I can carry. 🙌🏻 4 days off work!!! (1)
Living forever, that’s got to be a curse rather than a blessing surely.The first thing that would happen is music, culture and attitudes will move on faster than your personality can cope with it. Ever noticed how most old people reach a stage where they hate change and shun it? Then everyone you ever loved or cared... See More »
We went karting again at the weekend. There were 15 of us on track. I came 6th so I’m getting better. Being lapped by my fella was a low point tho. 🫤
If you try to get in to the US for a summer break and you have any tattoos that look anything like these, DONTNot only will you not get in, these nutters will try send you to Venezuela. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly22xm8kx1o.amp (1)
Someone in my family saw this posted on Facebook during Covid. It was relevant then. The last part is still relevant today.We fell asleep in one world, and woke up in another. Suddenly Disney is out of magic, Paris is no longer romantic, New York doesn't stand up anymore, the Chinese wall is no longer a fortress, and Mecca is empty. Hugs & kisses suddenly become weapons,... See More » (1)
Epstein island was in the US Virgin Islands. How ironic. If its bad reputation has made it cheap to buy, I’ll take off their hands.Flatten the buildings. Change the name. Replace the helipad with “keep out signs”. Start my own country.
