How I look at my husband as he leaves the house for work, after he’s just been calling me nasty names while rearranging my insides. PINNED (1)
Me arriving at work 20 minutes late, knowing full well nobody will say anything to me because I do the work of 3 people. 😉 PINNED (1)
We went karting again at the weekend. There were 15 of us on track. I came 6th so I’m getting better. Being lapped by my fella was a low point tho. 🫤
If you try to get in to the US for a summer break and you have any tattoos that look anything like these, DONTNot only will you not get in, these nutters will try send you to Venezuela. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly22xm8kx1o.amp (1)
Someone in my family saw this posted on Facebook during Covid. It was relevant then. The last part is still relevant today.We fell asleep in one world, and woke up in another. Suddenly Disney is out of magic, Paris is no longer romantic, New York doesn't stand up anymore, the Chinese wall is no longer a fortress, and Mecca is empty. Hugs & kisses suddenly become weapons,... See More » (1)
Epstein island was in the US Virgin Islands. How ironic. If its bad reputation has made it cheap to buy, I’ll take off their hands.Flatten the buildings. Change the name. Replace the helipad with “keep out signs”. Start my own country.
Does anyone else eat a mixture of different cereals from the same bowl for breakfast?My friend Nicole did this and while she says it’s more exciting and tastes better - chocolate weetos and cornflakes in the same milk seems weird to me…
I’m ridiculously excited it’s Friday. I’m only going down the pub with the same 6 people. But I reckon things are going to kick off. 😆Two bottles of wine and a seafood paella before we leave and then let’s see what the gods have planned for us. (1)
I think I’m struggling to learn my new job because it’s mind numblingly dull. But I’ve never been paid so well.A conundrum
A guy is out on my road teaching his little boy how to ride a bike without stabilisers. The boy is doing it and the guy is celebrating like crazy.It’s the cutest thing 🥲
Do you remember before OnlyFans when your Mum made money on the side by selling Avon beauty products or Tupperware? I guess it was a classier time. 😆
Congratulations Britain. We’re officially out of Winter and into Spring, and we have two 3 day weekends coming up in April. So get the barbecue lit🙂
I’ll never forget the time my cat figured out how to turn lights on and off in the house. That was a bad week.
This morning I got tongue tied while talking to 300 people. Like dog chewing a toffee, a disaster. Time to disappear to my hideaway.
Getting my laptop headset stuck in my hair is becoming traumatic.Someone just had to come free me, like I’m a sea turtle caught in a plastic bag.
I have post night out cringe. I don’t think I did any thing terrible but my gut says it’s time to curb it.
Two girls talking on the train “it’s a situationship, not friends with benefits” I eye rolled so hard I nearly blacked out.When did “we’re just shagging” become so complicated?
