Apparently Americans are now putting XL cheese burgers inside a glazed doughnut, instead of a bun.🤢 Food, or a hate crime? You decide. PINNEDType 3 diabetes isn’t a thing yet but they’re working on it. (1)
Me arriving at work 20 minutes late, knowing full well nobody will say anything to me because I do the work of 3 people. 😉 PINNED (1)
We’re having a family barbecue today while we watch the Monaco Grand Prix.It’s sunny but a bit too breezy. Dad has been to the butchers for fresh sausages, beef and ostrich burgers, sausages, ribs and chicken wings. My husband Dan has been making marinades for the meat. Mum has been preparing salad, savoury rice, dips and... See More » (2)
SWers are some of the most broken people to walk the earth.In my circle of work/home/friends/bar I would never cross paths with the sad and the weird and the creepy that haunts this forum. I’d be sympathetic but you’re just too weird… (1)
If you have to pay to get in a "VIP area" I've got some news for you, you're definitely not a very important person.This morning’s “on the train sipping coffee random thought”
Brits are willing to pay much higher tariffs to the US. On the condition they keep Meghan Markle and ginger pubes.
A little boy has chased me down the street today - to return my dropped car keys. Aww bless him.😊So with his parents consent I’ve bought him a cake from the bakery. I thought it was huge but he managed to stuff it in, in two bites. I guess he doesn’t get fed…
Im trying to encourage my girls to move away from night clubs to day drinking.We’re married and in our 30s, I’d rather be in a sunny gorgeous beer garden than a night in Circuit in Bristol being hit on by drunk 18 year olds who call us “Gurt lush”. Also it means I can be sober for the formula 1 on a Sunday afternoon and not... See More »
My parents are watching a Kate Bush special. I’m convinced she was conjured up by teens playing with a Ouija board in the 70s
A case for not blocking.There’s a lady I’ve been chatting to in DM’s for the last few weeks and we get on quite well. The weird thing is in 2023 I’m fairly certain she blocked me for having a counter point to her views. I know big crime right? But she seems to have... See More »
Religions where you have to learn another language? That’s rubbish right? Cant your god use google translate?When you’re Polish but you have to learn Latin to be Catholic. Or being Malaysian, but having to learn Arabic to be a Muslim. You’d have lower expectations of a god who can be confused by a different lingo, he’s never going to step up in crisis... See More »
I’m deeply uncomfortable with the celebrity status murderers are given, what with TV shows and documentaries.In the name of entertainment, the killer’s lives and motives are portrayed in detail, while their victims are trivialised. Their last moments, their suffering. The hurt and despair their death causes to their families. It all becomes a side note in a... See More »
Unconditional love is nonsense with good reason. Nobody loves a spouse that cheats or a child that becomes a sponging pothead.Conditional love teaches you to appreciate people and behave like a functioning human. Unconditional love would be a breeding ground for narcissistic arsehats who think everyone owes them.
If you knew for an absolute fact that none of the people you love made it to heaven, would you still want to go?
Ordinary people with jobs and mortgages who defend billionaires are the most embarrassing people on the internet. I cringe so hard for them.They don’t need your help. They’ve never lived in a house where you can’t hear the tv because the washing machine is on full spin. So just come sit down next to the rest of us, and point and laugh when their rockets explode.
I sometimes get weird reactions to my posts. Someone people, particularly Americans, think gang crime murder and shootings happen everywhere.So here is an example of my morning news headlines to show what it’s like to live in Cornwall. Some people think everything is terrible and the world is ending, but in many places - maybe most places - absolutely nothing is happening. (3)
My husband has problems.We think our house got scoped for a potential burglary in the near future. When I told him he got all giggly and excited and started hiding cricket bats, baseball bats and other potential weapons around the house. He said it’s like “they consent... See More »
Today a 26 year old who has 3 kids by 3 different fathers tried to trash talk me. I’ve got to say I enjoyed myself. (1)
My friend is convinced her new house is haunted. I went around to help her decorate and make her feel better. But I don’t think I helped.She said moving in was fine but her dog hates the place, and since she’s started decorating things have been going on. We were scraping paper off a wall, and we heard the snacks I’d left in the kitchen fall on the floor. Before I could say... See More »
