Me arriving at work 20 minutes late, knowing full well nobody will say anything to me because I do the work of 3 people. 😉 PINNED (1)
It makes me chuckle how many come here saying they’re a lone wolf or king of the jungle. They tend to be the most fragile.Anyone who has king/queen/lord/master in their name tends to be a bit of a spunktrumpet. Projecting power you don’t have in real life might make you feel good for five minutes, but it just marks you as a looney.
You know that thing you did at school where you grab someone’s wrist and friction twist it, are you still allowed to call it a “Chinese burn”?I’m just trying to keep up.
I don’t really know what I’m doing here anymore. I might just start saying the first thing that comes up. Or maybe, like the embarrassing stuff…Because it’s not like you’re going to bump into me in Trago Mills, or tell my parents. Like when I did school work experience I spent a week sweeping up hair off the floor of a salon. And because I wore open toe shoes someone’s hair took root in my... See More »
I need to spend more time with my brother. He’s my partner in crime. If we’re together for anymore than 5 minutes he makes my face hurt from laughing.If only the military didn’t keep sending him so far away. But he’s happy and his family are beautiful. I need to fuel up the car and do more trips up here. His kids are growing up fast and I’m missing it.
I thought today’s drive was going to be 8 hours but it’s looking more like 6 👍🏻. If I stop only once for a wee wee and Maccies breakfast at CoventryThe scary north. Where the weather is bad and people wear football shirts all the time. And have every meal from a Greg’s or weatherspoons. But they’re more friendly apparently. Playlist - check Bag of sweets - check Bottle of water - check... See More »
We need to make SW funnier. I know some of you want to debate or argue with a stranger. But this place is great when it makes you laugh.I know there are certain things people are sensitive about. But it would be great if SW became a safe place where you could have a laugh and people know it’s just a joke. If not but you know a site that’s like that, you have my undivided... See More »
My Dad turns down the car radio, so he can see better when he’s driving somewhere new.I tried to ask him what the science was, but I can’t finish the sentence without laughing.😆
I’ve been blocked for daring to tell a guy that has Trump in a superman costume for his pic, that there are safer places to live than the US.All this because he wrote that he is anxious about not having a security system in his home. Suck it up buttercup. And maybe get a big dog - they’re cheaper and way more fun.
People on SW take themselves way too seriously.Me: Why did the chicken cross the road? SWer: “Well first off you can’t prove the chicken intentionally crossed the road. Secondly Wikipedia tells me that chickens are not migratory despite being able to fly a short distance, so I see no reason why... See More » (1)
I’ve got an eight hour drive up north on Friday to meet up with my brother for a Slipknot concert in Leeds.I haven’t see my big bro since last Christmas. We can sing ourselves hoarse with the lads in the boiler suits (1)
I got paralytic drunk at the Xmas party. And I’m grateful to the girls for getting me back to the hotel, I wish they hadn’t tried to dress me for bed.Waking up in your undies when the last thing you remember was being in a dress is a little disturbing. Not looking forward to the 8am icebreaker on Monday morning. I never want to hear the words “free bar” again.
My memory is a stupid thing. I remember the lyrics to a song I danced to when I was 19. But not if I just locked my front door.🤯
Professional athletes are so weak. “Oh I’m 34 so I’d best retire” We applaud them while we work on into our 70s…
People who have cosmetic surgery don't look younger, they just look like people who have had cosmetic surgery.
I’m trying to watch tv and someone has farted through a wrapping paper tube straight in my face. I’m sending him back to his family.It was one of those smells you can feel on your eyes. What the hell has he been eating?!?🤢🤢🤢
I don’t know what room you are sitting in while using SW right now. But in my mind’s eye it is this (1)
I’d forgotten how good winter nights are for stargazing.I was walking home from a friend’s house, over crunchy frosted grass and I realised the sky was completely clear. I saw planets and constellations my Dad used to show me. I think I saw a satellite too, a slow moving light without the blinky... See More » (1)
