I love how drycleaning assumes you can only wet something with water. No other liquid can make something wet.

@caccoon [quote]. Modern solvent-based dry cleaning may have originated in 1821 with American entrepreneur Thomas L. Jennings. Jennings referred to his method as "dry scouring". French dye-works operator Jean Baptiste Jolly developed his own method using kerosene and gasoline to clean fabrics. [/quote]