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slorollin

41-45, M

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I refuse to argue with people who should've been swallowed

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Found an old school picture of you!!

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Cheers to the people who love us, the losers who lost us, and the lucky bastards who get to meet us.

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Just in case any of you need to hear this today:

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• You are not a failure • You are not a waste of space • You are loved • You are wanted • I believe in you • You can do it!!!

An Ode To Happiness

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I draw a hot sorrow bath in my despair room with a misery candle burning. I wash my hair with regret shampoo after cleaning myself with pain soap and I go to sleep when the hue has gone blue and you can't quite grin and bear it. Let this word... See More »

Modest Mouse - The World At Large

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This cloud is having way too much fun!

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I may not be that good looking, athletic, funny, talented, or smart...I forgot where I was going with this. I know I love bacon though 🥓

What do you call a rooster staring at a pile of lettuce?

A chicken sees-a-salad. Good morning ☕ 🚬

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White Town - Your Woman

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Life could be so simple, I pay the bills and you make hamburger helper in a thong.

Why cant pirates finish the alphabet?

Because they get lost at C

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Remember ladies...

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He was winning and I got mad 🍗

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Remember to wear your safety glasses fellas! You can't hear a pair of tiddies 👀

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Anything is a gloryhole if you're brave enough

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You don't actually wash your hands, they wash each other and you stand there watching...like a creep.

Good morning ☕ 🚬

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There's a big difference between a guy and a girl saying, "I went through an entire box of tissue during that movie"

Desperate times call for desperate measures

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If you switch the "C" and "D" around in cookie dough you get dookie cough? Now you do.

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They said "Do what you love" so here I am drinking coffee and avoiding humans

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It's almost "Take a MILF to the punkin patch" season 🎃

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Be cool man! Be cool!

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Do you think birds ever get afraid of heights? 🤔

Good morning ☕ 🚬

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I tried to find a coke bottle with your name on it but I couldn't find one that said "Hoe" on it. Sorry.

I just wanted to let you know that I posted this so you could read it and waste a little bit of your time for absolutely no reason. You're welcome

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