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slorollin

41-45, M

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4227 views · 124 followers · Joined: December 1, 2023

Not here for a long time, just here for a good time

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Cheers to the people who love us, the losers who lost us, and the lucky bastards who get to meet us.

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Just in case any of you need to hear this today:

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• You are not a failure • You are not a waste of space • You are loved • You are wanted • I believe in you • You can do it!!!

An Ode To Happiness

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I draw a hot sorrow bath in my despair room with a misery candle burning. I wash my hair with regret shampoo after cleaning myself with pain soap and I go to sleep when the hue has gone blue and you can't quite grin and bear it. Let this word... See More »

One man's "she belongs in a psych ward" is another man's "she's all I ever wanted"

Shaed - Trampoline

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The All-American Rejects - Gives You Hell

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Coldplay - Sky Full of Stars

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311 - Beautiful Disaster

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Isn't it funny our parents told us as kids not to lick, slap, bite or pull hair and now that's all we want to do?

These are so funny 🤣🤣🤣

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Did you know I have a horse? His name is mayo.

Mayo neighs! Aaaaaaaaannnd im out! 🙋‍♂

Would you cover yourself in peanut butter and bread slices and say "I'm a dirty little sandwich" for $1000?

Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if its wide, use 3 fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep. That's how you wash a cup.

Cinnamon streusel cake! That's all 🤤🤤

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I finally did it!

Bought a new pair of shoes with memory foam insoles. No more forgetting why I walked into the kitchen.

I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there's a small hole in the bag somewhere 🤔

I have a "Dry Clean Only" sweater that's about to learn some harsh truths about living with me

LP - Lost On You

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Well that got awkward 😬

The cashier told me, "Strip Down Facing Me." By the time I realized they meant the debit card, it was too late.

Autocorrect tried to change tater tots to tater toots, and I think I just stumbled on my redneck stripper name 🕺

Stephen Wilson Jr. - Year To Be Young 1994

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What's the craziest thing you've done for money?

Research has shown:

Laughing for 2 minutes is just as healthy as a 20 minute jog. So now im sitting in the park laughing at all the joggers.

Did it bother anybody else that the guy from that "operation" game was clearly wide awake?

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