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GnomeyGee

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I refuse to argue with people who should've been swallowed

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New name same degenerate. Used to be slorollin

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Cheers to the people who love us, the losers who lost us, and the lucky bastards who get to meet us.

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Just in case any of you need to hear this today:

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• You are not a failure • You are not a waste of space • You are loved • You are wanted • I believe in you • You can do it!!!

An Ode To Happiness

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I draw a hot sorrow bath in my despair room with a misery candle burning. I wash my hair with regret shampoo after cleaning myself with pain soap and I go to sleep when the hue has gone blue and you can't quite grin and bear it. Let this word... See More »

Apparently to start a zoo you need at least two pandas, a grizzly, and three polars.

It's the bear minimum.

Isn't this that chap who plays Dr Strange?

A Perfect Circle - Passive

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What's the difference between meat and fish?

You don't beat your fish.

I don't know who needs to hear this but...

I got so high last night that when the cops pulled someone over on TV, I hid my stash under the couch

Robert Duvall (Jan 5, 1931 - Feb 15, 2026) 🥺

Mario without his hat looks like Ron Jeremy

I feel sorry for you ladies because yall will never know what it's like to slingshot popcorn from your boner to your mouth.

"Damn you're tight"

I said as the ratchet slipped and my knuckles slamed into the truck frame at mock Jesus.

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I have a good heart and a foul mouth. Like a hallmark card written by David Allen Coe and Tupac.

Then, for some reason, Velma started asking to go with Scooby when the gang split up to search for clues

Good morning ☕ 🚬

"Never odd or even" spelled backwards is still "Never odd or even"

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Good morning ☕ 🚬

Do yall think Medusa's coochie hairs were little snakes or no?

Sometimes you find yourself in the middle of nowhere...Sometimes in the middle of nowhere you find yourself.

Five Finger Death Punch - A Little Bit Off

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So I checked my ancestry line and turns out im 68/24th...

Do you need a demonstration?

You're dry humping my last nerve 🤨

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Just got a new job. I'll be the new server 😏

Did you know the letter "M" in McDonald's represents the first letter in McDonald's?

Jiffy Lube needs to calm TF down! 🤨

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