Healthy swaps:

Pasta - Zucchini
Chips - Carrots
Rice - Cauliflower
Butter - Sadness
Cheese - Nope
Tacos - This is stupid
Im not doing it!

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CrazyMusicLover · 31-35

I eat zucchini with pasta. How do you swap those two? Lol.😆

GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

@CrazyMusicLover Ya don't, thats how 🤣🤣🤣

Likestoenjoylife · 51-55, M

People used to tell me eat yogurt its healthier than ice cream asked does it taste like ice cream and most would say almost then I am sticking with ice cream!

GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

@Likestoenjoylife Exactly!! Tell me to eat an apple if I want something sweet. An apple sure as shit don't taste like a nutty bar.

Likestoenjoylife · 51-55, M

@GnomeyGee apple pie yes

GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

@Likestoenjoylife Absolutely!

HootyTheNightOwl

Lawn ornaments don't eat food, though...

hunkalove · 70-79, M

If you wanna live to see 46, Gnomester, you'll eat that zucchini instead of what you usually do with it. And wash it first!

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hunkalove · 70-79, M

@HootyTheNightOwl It's all over the Internet!

HootyTheNightOwl

@hunkalove It's generally a wise idea to stop digging once you're already in a hole... now we know your browsing history, too...

hunkalove · 70-79, M

@HootyTheNightOwl I'm your biggest fan!

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