Wifey had a funny moment with one of the preschool kids in her class today 😂She was wearing this black and white checkered navel ring today and at one point, one of her kids asked her “Why do you have soccer balls in your belly button?” LOL! 🤣
Chiefs Kicker Harrison Butker’s Jersey Sales Soar After Leftists Melt Down Over His Commencement SpeechKansas City Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker’s jersey sales have soared following a leftist meltdown over his commencement speech that some have labeled misogynistic, “discriminatory,” and more. Butker’s #7 jersey has catapulted to one of the top...See More »
Slippered by the PE teacherThe last one to get changed into their PE kit had to bend over for a whack of the slipper to encourage us to get changed quickly. Of course someone had to be last so there was at least one whacking every PE lesson. The last one out had to bend over...See More »
I bet the older men and women here are happy that my crush did this. Am i right?In my previous post, i posted how my crush Akankshya intentionally cut my call. We have a 3 months break from University where i am pursuing MBA as we have to complete a 2 months internship within this period and our next semester classes will start...See More »
31 Craziest Senior Pranks of All Time That'll Bring All the LaughsI found this fun when I first saw it! Your senior year of high school will definitely be one for the books, especially with prom and graduation festivities in tow. One of the best parts of being a senior, though, are the perks that come along with...See More »
The Long Road BackWhen someone asked Benjimin Franklin what kind of government have you created? Franklin's reply " A Republic if you can keep it." As poignant as that quote was is still very much on the minds of many some 235 years later. It has been said that...See More »
Is That All There Is::::Biology class (joke)Long In biology class, the professor asked a young coed ‘What part of the human anatomy enlarges to 8 times its normal size during periods of emotion or excitement?’ The girl blushed, and stammered, ‘Sir, I refuse the answer that,’ as she looked...See More »
I don't know why my wife still wears dangly jewelry to workShe's a preschool teacher and it seems every time she does, she's at the end of the day complaining about how the kids in her class kept grabbing at them. 😅
I haven’t been in school for a decade yet I still have nightmares about it 😭 I’m a high school drop out (no regrets, I got my GED a year before my peers even graduated) I hate it so much. I struggled with my mental health a lot as a kid/teen. I had an abusive home, Autism, апогеxiа, and PTSD/OCD (recent diagnoses, so I was s...See More »
Almost done with my masters degreeI started last August and I doubled up on classes and ima have it finished by this August. my last semester starts on the 16th and I'm excited to finish it soon
The Women Know::joke::::Second WifeWhen our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a pre-birth class aimed at couples who had already had at least one child. The instructor raised the issue of breaking the news to the older child. It went like this: "Some parents," she...See More »
‘Kharkiv Is Unbreakable’: A Battered City Carries OnFor residents of Ukraine’s second-largest city, daily Russian attacks have escalated fears but have not brought life to a standstill. The espresso machine was warming up and Liliia Korneva was counting cash at the coffee shop in Kharkiv where she...See More »
Why did this older woman here block me just because I was talking about my crush? Is it jealousy from her?I messaged this woman on here who is in the 46-50 age range. Turns out she is an Indian too and I am one too living in Bangalore in India. I am 23 so she is twice my age or maybe even more as she is 46+. As usual, i started talking about my crush...See More »
As a friend of mine frequently says of my jokes,"Oh ,no!!! OH YesA daughter from the high society potato family makes an announcement at dinner @bijouxbroussard "I'm getting married." "That's wonderful," mother potato says. "What kind of potato is he?" "He's an Idaho potato," the daughter answers. "Oh that's...See More »
Another Trump joke!Donald Trump visits a school and in one class, he teaches the young students about a new word: ‘tragedy’. Then, he asks them to use it in a sentence. One brave girl raises her hand and offers, “If a school bus carrying 20 people drove off of a cliff...See More »
How I plan to learn Chinese based on how I learned Spanish1. stroke orders 2. 2000 most common characters 3. Scurfield - Teach Yourself Chinese 4. Schuam's Chinese Grammar 5. Online conversational classes on Preply with native chinese people and movies [3 years pass...] 6. Chinese movies
I feel older then everyone else my ageNow i've got friends the same age as me but sometimes they act like little children. I swear to god they start so much unecessary shit and say so much unecessary stuff like im all for a little lighthearted insult here and there but it actually needs...See More »
A metaverse I suggest for young adults, well for any adult really. Money and learning opportunitiesHello I'd like to suggest a metaverse for anyone 18+ but especially if you're a young adult. If you're coming from Avakin or IMVU, this metaverse has more freedom, more detail, can drive cars, vehicles, fight with magical or sci-fi weapons, etc If...See More »
Why I can't get anything done... Reading: The 4-day treatment programme contained a combination of prolonged exposure, EMDR therapy, physical activities and psycho-education. My brain: This is what I need... Actually this is probably what my grandmas been talking about for the...See More »
“A Generation of Sociopaths: How the Baby Boomers Betrayed America” by Bruce Gibney Photo above - "Boomers are sociopaths!" Author, millionaire venture capitalist and Pay Pal founder Bruce Gibney, with unidentified companions. America's boomers are under attack by . . . America's Gen X millionaires. I naturally expect Gen X,Y,Z...See More »
An alcohol free day on the cartsIt's Senior Day so we'll have 4 high school students working.their pay goes to the sr.class but all tips are theirs.so reduced prices and free gifts all day to help increase the tips..
i feel like i'm too polite.my parents raised me to be as polite as possible. as i've grown older i sometimes have issues simply fitting in with people my age because i have this internal censorship over how i act. i end up being really awkward because it was drilled into me to...See More »
Yippee!! Beat my prI had to run again in class today (I beat all my other previous pr's Yippee!!) If you don't know, I have sports induced asthma, and I am definitely NOT built for running. But today I ran as best I could (crying almost half the time) I ran a mile, and...See More »
Finally talked with my crush on phone 😢. Do you feel i did the right thing?Yeah today I finally called my crush Akankshya who is my University where we are both pursuing MBA. I got her number 3 weeks ago. She is within 21-23 age range and I am 23. Exactly a week ago, i hugged her as it was our last exam and we have a 3...See More »
Why I am intelligent. It's because I'm desperate and passionate.Ever since I was born, I have been in a difficult place and had no talent to escape. I have no talent for speaking, no talent for thinking and no talent for anything really. Every skill I develop seems to only be so developed because I lack so much...See More »
