Some animals that were previously considered cryptids make a lot of sense when you think about itI mean... had you not known, would you believe it if someone described seeing an animal that had the body of a gazelle, but with a head shaped like a giraffe's and its body colored all brown, except its legs that were striped like a zebra's? What... See More »
My man's elbows are so dry and ashy 😖Idk how he stands it. I wish he would put lotion on them or something. I tell him, people are going to see his elbows and think "What kind of girlfriend does he have who doesn't lotion his elbows for him?" Maybe I should start. 🤨
I wish we got to see Sacha Baron Cohen play Freddie MercuryBack in 2010, he was set to play him in the first attempt at making a Queen biopic, what would later become Bohemian Rhapsody eight years later. The announcement caught everyone by surprise since Cohen was known for his comedy and mockumentary roles.... See More »
This is a duck buttNo politics, no disputes over current events, just a duck butt. The world would be a happier place if we had more duck butts. (1)
Roland Emmerich should've just been a marketerHis movies are crap, but you have to admit, he did a real good job at getting people interested in seeing them. Particularly with the marketing for Stargate, Independence Day and Godzilla. If only they let him handle the marketing rather than... See More »
Imu is kinda freaky 😨Especially since the only detail we see of their face is their red, near-expressionless eyes as they speak in their haunting voice of a male and female speaking simultaneously. Then when one of the good guys (without spoiling who exactly) sneaks in... See More » (2)
Best Spider-Man meme ever, just for utterly stupid it is 🤣Definitely one of those "Just who comes up with this?" things (1)
Oh look, another beloved childhood icon being turned into a killer... Yawn 🙄This time, it's... *spins the wheel* Pinocchio! Robert Englund voicing the Cricket is a cool touch, I will say that. But this whole making slasher films out of classic children's characters is really getting old. They even added the slasher film... See More » (1)
He enjoyed the burritos I cooked for dinner 🌯I know tacos are still his favorite and always will be, but it’s nice he’s still able to enjoy me changing it up with the Mexican dishes. 👩🍳
Sometimes someone will tell me something slightly off, then it'll become a mini docuseries in my head
Britney Spears got all the notoriety for shaving her headNatalie Portman did it first. Even had a band named after her over it (seriously, look it up).
I thought I was becoming a Coldplay fan after watching their concert filmThat being Music of the Spheres: Live at River Plate, which I actually enjoyed. They certainly put on a good show with all their visuals and I even liked several songs. However, when I listen to the studio versions of the songs they perform in that... See More »
Fun fact: you could play Nintendo as early as 1889Back when Nintendo was first founded as a trading card company And yes, this is the same Nintendo we're all familiar with today. (1)
One of my assistants got me the wrong coffee this morningNow, I'm not the kind of boss who makes my assistants get me coffee. She offered to get me one, but got the wrong kind. I'll still drink it and I'm grateful to her for trying and all. But I couldn't help but be reminded of that scene with Mugatu... See More » (1)
This love, this hate, it’s burning me awayThese lies are leading me astray Its too much for me to stay I don't wanna live this destiny It goes on endlessly I see you so please stay strong I'll sing you one last song And then I'm gone I don't wanna live this destiny It goes on endlessly
Making up with him is always easyFighting is a given with any relationship. But thankfully, Desmond and I are mature enough to just put our spats behind us and move on. 🫂
Desmond! You’re peeling bananas the wrong way, my love 🍌He was trying to peel one by the stem. I had to teach him to do it like a monkey does it and peel from the other end. Bite it, snip it with scissors, do whatever, but you’ll find it much easier to peel once you do like the monkey do. 🐒
Those who do learn from their mistakes might not make the SAME one again, but…Instead they might be making new ones.
Boutique owner: “You with the hips, come over here and let me take a close look at you”She was talking to me. 😳
