I missed the same FedEx driver from yesterday, but apparently he apologized to my assistant he was being an ass toWould still have liked to have chewed his ass out a bit anyway, but whatever. At least he said sorry. He better be. 😒 Follow-up to this post:...See More »
I hope my boss lets me out early todayIt’s Friday, damn it! Nothing ever happens during the last hour of work on Fridays.
Have you ever seen the first theatrical release poster for the original Mulan? That does not match the tone of the film at all! 😯 Based on the poster, it looks like a darker, more action-oriented film rather than the light-hearted comical adventure flick we got. Makes one wonder if that might've been the plan for the movie...See More »
Why is it always "the chicken or the egg" when people ask what came first? Why not the duck or the egg?
I can’t believe I’m addicted to some music from a damn video game easter egg 😵💫I should never have made that post. Now I got that music stuck in my head and want to dance to it on my alone time. There has to be a file of it I can find online so I can do so. 😂
New drinking curb planI was just thinking how I used to only drink on weekends and only at a bar before. That was something that was working pretty good for quite a while until I started drinking at home as well. Usually immediately after the bar and then just drinking...See More »
I wish I had curvesOr be thicc, as they say. Curvy enough to where you could rest a drink on this shit
I’d be drunk all the time if it wouldn’t eventually lead to a slow, painful deathNearly happened once already
Why does my stomach feel so cold as I’m drinking alcohol right now?Ever since I started drinking, it feels surprisingly cool and what I’m drinking is room temperature. Weird.
Wouldn't it be cool if the end of the world happened in your lifetime?At least you could say you there at the end. I mean, you couldn't because everyone would be dead, but you know what I mean.
I shouldn't have heard that easter egg music earlier 😵💫Now I have it stuck in my head and just want to dance to do it. 💃
Regional comparions of that creepy Sonic CD easter egg Some video game deep divers will probably already be familiar with this one, but the third video game in the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise, Sonic CD, released for the Sega CD in 1993, there lies a rather infamously creepy easter egg. In the game's...See More »
I used the last of my chill pills todayI tried to buy more online, but apparently they don't make that particular kind anymore. First the TransZen, now this. What is with these mood enhancers made with all natural ingredients being discontinued? You'd swear it's actual medication they...See More »