Are there two sides to every story, or is it actually three?Seems there's one person's side, the other person's side and then there's the truth.
Should I just straight up tell someone when I’m interested in getting to know them?I worry about coming off as a creep, because I’m sure they all say the same before letting loose with their perversions. But in my case, I genuinely do want to know them. I’ve yet to be disappointed with anyone I’ve took an interest in that allowed... See More »
A lot of “new” slang is actually old slangDid you notice? Getting “lit,” being “sussed,” and even being “tricked out.” All were terms coined centuries ago. Seriously, look it up
He got upset with me this morning 😞I made chilaquiles with scrambled eggs for breakfast and used the remaining eggs we had, totally forgetting he asked me to save at least two for a protein shake he wanted to make. When he went to get them later, he was none too happy learning I used... See More »
I visited my wifeShe leaves again Monday and I just wanted to see her again before she does. I offered all I could for her to get her the help she needs, choosing my language carefully so it doesn’t come off condescending in any way. Even so, she flat-out refused.... See More »
He fell asleep before me and I wasted no time whispering into his earsMostly the most heartfelt song lyrics I can think of. I don’t actually sing them because I can’t sing for shit. But I gently recite them in his ear while he sleeps. Just whatever romantic song comes to mind. Tonight, it was “Weekend” by Earth and Fir... See More »
I always see a mix of love and sadness in his eyesI know he’s in love with me. I honestly don’t think there’s anymore he can do to show that he is. But I always see the pain he has to live with in as well. If anything, this mix of devotion and infatuation just stuns me. How can someone who has suffe... See More »
Kosher my ass! You waste food around me, I waste you! 💢That goes double for food me or family have cooked! Refusing to eat a finely-cooked surf and turf consisting of pork roast and grilled prawns just because they don't eat protein from "bottom feeders," senseless nonsense. They won't be invited back.
Hollywood celebrity scandals always amuse meNot that I'm a follower of celebrities, but I just have to laugh at the irony of these talented actors who suck at being genuine people.
If we break our hearts or wait some time then it is so much better to wait and somehowCan we just lay and just make a little bit every day
Gotta love it when how-to videos on YouTube say directions are in the description and the description is just a link to their websiteI'm pretty sure that's called undisclosed advertising and I'm pretty sure that's illegal. Hope they get bish-slapped by the FTC. Probably not, though. 🙄
Woke up to my hip hurting really bad 😣I’ve been trying to sleep on my side lately, but sometimes when I do, the hip on the side I slept on will ache and this morning is the worst it’s hurt so far. 😩 Guess I’ll have to work on my posture when sleeping on my side. It doesn’t hurt every... See More »
He’s getting the hang of using chopsticks 🥢He struggled with them at first, naturally, I suppose. But we’re having stir fry with rice for dinner and he’s using them to eat with a lot less trouble now. I’ll make a man of culture out of him yet. 😊
Should I be offended when someone asks if I used ChatGPT for a well-written work email I sent?Like, what, do they think I can't be articulate and write professionally on my own? 🤨
I'd actually watch Spongebob if the voice actors did a realistic live-action version of the show like they did in this bit 😂 (1)
