Wedding crashers irl be likeCrasher: “Damn, girl. You’re looking real sexy in that getup. Weddings, huh? Nothing makes me hornier. How about the two of us sneak off and find someplace private, where we can perform our own marriage of sorts? Your ring, my finger.” 😏👉👌 Bride:... See More »
Ornithologist: “This passerine is called the great tit and yes, that is its real name…”Literally everyone: (1)
*gets pulled over*Cop: “License and registration, please. I’m officer Dan, this is my partner Brian.” *kisses him*
