Husband: "I think my wife's been trying to give me signs about something lately, but I'm not sure I follow..." 🤔His wife: *holds up baby toys* 😊 Husband: 🤔 His wife: *holds up a bottle and baby products* 😁 Husband: 🤔 His wife: *holds up an actual sign that says "KIDS"* 😑 Husband: "What ever could she mean?"
Me: “Alexa, tell a dirty joke” 🤭Alexa: "I'm thinking of selling my vacuum cleaner. It's just gathering dust." Me: (1)
