Me: “Alexa, tell a dirty joke” 🤭Alexa: "I'm thinking of selling my vacuum cleaner. It's just gathering dust." Me: (1)
Wedding crashers irl be likeCrasher: “Damn, girl. You’re looking real sexy in that getup. Weddings, huh? Nothing makes me hornier. How about the two of us sneak off and find someplace private, where we can perform our own marriage of sorts? Your ring, my finger.” 😏👉👌 Bride:... See More »