What's something silly or stupid that you have done and you are a little proud of it?Once as a pedestrian I got hit by a truck. It messed me up a little but I put a pretty big dent in it so I'm proud about that. I'm even prouder when I consider that the truck was a 3/4 ton Dodge Ram with a tandem rear axal - Dodge Ram trucks are... See More »
Should I be honest?A friend called me and asked for my opinion about his wife. He said, “Hey, I was wondering if you can tell me if a woman can get a hickey between her legs from sitting on the toilet for too long?” He stated it was red on both sides of her inner... See More »
When I want to impress the missusI take her to get 2-for-1 chili dogs at the gas station. And I spring for the XL soda. 😉