Me: Casually Looking at Jobs… Also Me: ‘So You’re Telling Me there is a job to strip in a parking lot? 🤔
A colleague of mine has married a woman who back in the day was the office bike.Trying so hard not to blurt out that the mother of his kids can suck an apple through a squash racket.
Went out to eat last night and was initially confused by this sign in the bathroomWhat other sink? (1)
My next door neighbor is flipping out!!He is wandering through the halls and the laundry area yelling at Xfinity on his phone. Near as I can tell, he drives to the Xfinity store with his cash money in an envelope and he is such an a-hole he refuses to wait to be sure it is credited to... See More »
What was your worst pick up line?Can be RL or in here. Mind was pretty bad. It was back when I was like 16-17 and had just gotten my drivers license. I was driving around and saw this cute girl riding her bike. I pulled up along side and asked this genius question, “ hey wanna... See More »
