Last time you wanted to say "That's What She Said!" but couldn't?I just got a haircut. The hairdresser got a call from a client who needed to drop off a check. She wanted to come by, but the place would be closed, so she suggested placing it in the doorway. "Just stick it in. Yes. It should slide right in. It's... See More »
My wife’s friend asked why men don’t approach women anymore.I put down my drink and cleared my throat, but a furious amount of side eye from my wife suggested I shouldn’t answer. So I finished my drink and went outside to go play with the dogs. Let them mull over the mysteries of the world in peace.
I dropped my vape in a puddle while on my nightly walkNow i have to wait until morning to get a new one .—.
Does your family have any major cheapskates?Alright, spill the sweet tea!! give me the whole nine yards.
The number of men experiencing a lack of sex in their lives is astonishingThe world will be a better place if you bust a nut
