Anna2019 · 41-45, F
Awesome. The world is going bananas with the "I identify as..." nonsense. I saw a video of a teacher who got fired because a kid said he indentified as a cat and she said "Should we have a sand box so you can poo?". LOL
That's what I would do if I had a kid who said "I identify as a cat". I'd say "Ok, so cats can't eat normal food, just cat food. So no chocolate or candy ever again. Also no clothes, no school, no bike, no watching TV, and absolutely no sitting or sleeping on the furniture". You'd see how quickly he/she would acknowledge he/she is a human.
There's even a crazy lunatic in the US who says he identifies as a deer. If I was a judge, I'd say "Sure, u can register as a deer, but u must understand that deers: cannot own properties, cannot drive cars, cannot use public transportation, cannot have a bank account, cannot be American citizens, cannot work, cannot enter shops or bars... and, most importantly, deers are not subject to human rights, so if you decide to renounce your humanity and your American citizenship, anybody can shoot you and hang your head as a trophy in their living room". You'd see how quickly he appreciates being a homo sapiens LOL
That's what I would do if I had a kid who said "I identify as a cat". I'd say "Ok, so cats can't eat normal food, just cat food. So no chocolate or candy ever again. Also no clothes, no school, no bike, no watching TV, and absolutely no sitting or sleeping on the furniture". You'd see how quickly he/she would acknowledge he/she is a human.
There's even a crazy lunatic in the US who says he identifies as a deer. If I was a judge, I'd say "Sure, u can register as a deer, but u must understand that deers: cannot own properties, cannot drive cars, cannot use public transportation, cannot have a bank account, cannot be American citizens, cannot work, cannot enter shops or bars... and, most importantly, deers are not subject to human rights, so if you decide to renounce your humanity and your American citizenship, anybody can shoot you and hang your head as a trophy in their living room". You'd see how quickly he appreciates being a homo sapiens LOL
bijouxbroussard · F
I sent this to my brother, who’s a retired policeman, with
"Don’t you wish you were still a cop ?" 😄
"Don’t you wish you were still a cop ?" 😄
FreddieUK · 70-79, M
These videos are so frustrating. I want to know how it ended. Full marks to the police officer for keeping his cool.
bowman81 · M
At some point you just wish we had the old cars so you could jerk them through the vent window!
Just saying. That cop was a lot more laid back than I ever would be.
Just saying. That cop was a lot more laid back than I ever would be.
DrWatson · 70-79, M
That cop is amazing for improvising all of that and delivering it so smoothly.
Unless, of course, "cat drivers" are so common that he actually had training for this! 😄
Unless, of course, "cat drivers" are so common that he actually had training for this! 😄
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InfernoTouch · 41-45, M
@4meAndyou exactly. Careful what you ask for.