Newsom Clears Murderers Out Of Death Row To Make Room For People Caught With Plastic StrawsCalifornia Governor Gavin Newsom signed an executive order on Thursday granting immediate clemency to all 548 inmates currently residing on the state's death row to make room in prisons for people who use plastic straws. "This is a move that was... See More »
Marine Veteran Security Guard Fatally Shoots Rifle-Armed Suspect in Cafeteria Gunfight After Deadly Lunchtime Attack at Tampa Citibank CampusAn armed security guard is being credited with stopping a deadly attack at a Citibank office complex outside Tampa after he confronted a rifle-armed suspect inside the building’s cafeteria and shot him. The guard, John Fraley, is a Marine veteran... See More »
California No Longer Prosecuting Murderers Who Kill Fewer Than 950 PeopleGovernor Gavin Newsom announced this week that, in addition to commuting all death row inmates' sentences to life in prison, the state of California will no longer prosecute murderers who kill fewer than 950 people. The administration felt the... See More »
Donations AcceptedA driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC. Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?" "Terrorists have kidnapped the entire US Congress,... See More »
Karen Bass Says It Was Unfair For Voters To Judge Her Performance Based On That One Time The Entire City Burned DownLos Angeles Mayor Karen Bass scolded the city's residents on Friday, saying it was unfair for them to judge her performance on a single isolated incident, like that one time when the entire city burned down. At a press conference following her loss... See More »
AIRCRAFT HITS FOUR BUILDINGSThis is tough to see. It just shows the dangers of attending airshows. Amazing photo below shows great detail. The pilot at low level had no control over his aircraft. It narrowly misses a crowd gathered for the air show and slams into four... See More » (1)
HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOTYou have to try this please, it takes 2 seconds. I could not believe this!!! It is from an orthopaedic surgeon................This will boggle your mind and it will keep you trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but, you... See More »
You just got to love the BritsA devout Arab Muslim entered a black cab in London. He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music because in the time of the prophet there was no music, especially Western... See More »
Children Are QuickTEACHER: Why are you late? STUDENT: Class started before I got here. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.... See More »
Best Lawyer StoryThis actually took place in Charlotte, North Carolina. A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars, the... See More »
Armed Stow Circle K Clerk Fires Seven Shots After Robbery Crew Rams Gas Station With Stolen Minivan at 3:30 A.M.An armed Circle K clerk fired seven shots at a robbery crew early Monday after the group rammed a stolen minivan into the front of the gas station multiple times and started toward the store on foot, according to the Stow Police Department. Officers... See More »
Democrats Grateful They No Longer Have To Pretend To Be NormalWith the midterms finally over, Democrats across the nation felt an enormous sense of relief that they no longer had to keep pretending to be normal. Ever since the end of primary season, Democrats have had to act like real human beings, an effort... See More »
Democrats Not Sure What To Do Now With All These Fake BallotsFresh off a wave of overwhelming victories in Tuesday's midterm elections, Democrats were reportedly not sure what they were supposed to do now with all the fake ballots they had stored up. According to sources, the party had gone through its... See More »
Vodka--Who Knew the Many Uses?1. To remove a bandage painlessly, Saturate the bandage with vodka. The stuff dissolves adhesive. 2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash... See More »
Newsom Offers Electricity To California Residents Who Vote For DemocratsWith pivotal midterm elections taking place across the country, one state added an extra incentive to influence their outcomes, as Governor Gavin Newsom offered electricity to California residents who vote for Democrats. With electrical power now at... See More »
Gavin Newsom Says Democrats Would Never Intentionally Subvert Election Process And Also He's Legally Changed His Name To Donald J. TrumpCalifornia Governor Gavin Newsom came out in support of Alaska senate candidate Mary Peltola, saying Democrats would never intentionally subvert the election process and also he had legally changed his name to Donald J. Trump. "Unlike Donald J.... See More »
Democrat Running Out Of Space To Put Her 'I Voted' StickersLocal Democrat Jeannie Donaldson has sadly begun to run low on clothing space to place more "I Voted" stickers. With 134 stickers currently adhered to her pants, shirt, and jacket, Donaldson had begun to struggle to find a place that wouldn't... See More »
Scarecrow In Suit And Tie With 'D' Next To Name On Ballot Wins Governor's Race In CaliforniaAfter securing the letter "D" next to his name on the ballot, a Halloween decoration propped up against a front porch has won the governor's race in California. Jack the Scarecrow made it on the ballot and won the gubernatorial race after voters... See More »
California climate boondoggle: State program facing slew of fraud, mismanagement accusationsCalifornia’s flagship public electric transportation program has spent over $1 billion and faces allegations of fraud and inadequate government oversight, the Los Angeles Times reported on Oct. 18. The California Clean Truck and Bus Voucher... See More »
Virginia restores voting rights for ‘Biscuit’ the dog, says owner – pooch died 5 years agoA commonwealth’s rights restoration effort begged a question regarding criminal conduct as the governor’s office denied authorizing voting privileges to a constituent’s departed furry companion. “At what point does rank incompetence and malfeasance... See More »
Voter Turnout In Minnesota Expected To Be Over 130%Voter turnout for the Minnesota midterms is expected to exceed 130%, sources said. Election officials believe a myriad of close races is attracting even more attention from voters than usual and it's very likely more people will vote on Election Day... See More »
Alaska Democrats Caught Busing In Thousands Of Dan SullivansIn what some pundits are calling a cheap and dirty political trick, Alaska Democrats have been caught busing in thousands of Dan Sullivans from around the country right before the midterm elections in Alaska. The ploy by Democrats seems to be aimed... See More »
Smoke Rises From Vatican Indicating Who Pope Voted ForBlue smoke rose from the roof of the Sistine Chapel on Friday, signaling that Pope Leo XIV had voted for a third term for Illinois Governor JB Pritzker. Loud cheers rung out from St. Peter's Square as the faithful watched blue smoke rise into the... See More » (1)