Kilmar Abrego Garcia Just One Away From Free Burrito On His Deportation Punch CardAs the Trump administration prepared to make another attempt to send a dangerous foreigner with a criminal record out of the country, news broke that Kilmar Abrego Garcia was allegedly just one away from a free burrito on his deportation punch card.... See More »
Legalizing Crime: Mamdani Plan to Not Prosecute MisdemeanorsThe Zohran Mamdani plan to not prosecute Misdemeanor offenses has brought backlash from both New Yorkers and others around the nation. The idea has failed in many places, but Mamdani doesn’t care, h e just wants “points” that help him get the left... See More » (1)
Metropolis Sues Superman For Reducing CrimeA new scandal threatened to arise between governing officials and Earth's greatest superhero, as Metropolis sued Superman for being far too effective in reducing crime in the city. City leaders were outraged that the Last Son of Krypton had the... See More »
Pentagon fires heads of Navy Reserve, Naval Special Warfare CommandSecretary of Defense Pete Hegseth fired two more senior military officials, relieving the heads of the Navy Reserve and Naval Special Warfare Command of their positions. A Navy official confirmed the firings to Task & Purpose. Vice Adm. Nancy... See More »
Pentagon Fires Head of Intel Agency Over Leaked Iran Bomb AssessmentThe Pentagon fired Air Force Lt. Gen. Jeffrey Kruse on Friday, weeks after a classified Defense Intelligence Agency assessment on U.S. airstrikes in Iran was leaked to the media. The preliminary report suggested that strikes on Iran’s nuclear... See More »
No Charges for Ride-Share Driver Who Shot Passenger After Being Tased and StrangledA violent confrontation in the early morning hours of July 27 ended in a fatal shooting at a Motel 6 on Carowinds Boulevard, prompting a joint investigation by the York County Sheriff’s Office (YCSO) and the Sixteenth Circuit Solicitor’s Office.... See More »
‘The President Was Never Inappropriate With Anybody,’ Maxwell Tells DOJGhislaine Maxwell has broken her silence from prison, telling a top US Justice Department figure she never witnessed Donald Trump behave inappropriately and had no knowledge of any “client list” linked to convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein. The... See More »
Trump Says He’ll Next Send National Guard Into Chicago, New YorkPresident Donald Trump said he plans to send the National Guard to Chicago next as part of his attempts to curb violence in multiple U.S. cities, which began with similar measures taken in Washington D.C. The Friday comment came just one day after... See More »
California Fines Family For Building Sandcastle Without Coastal Commission ApprovalA family's beach trip ended in disaster after they were cited by a state official for building a sand castle together without prior authorization from the California Coastal Commission. Witnesses said that the Wilson family had just put the... See More »
Ethics Complaint Filed Against Hillary Clinton’s Law License Over Role in Russia Collusion HoaxThe wheels of justice may turn slowly in the nation’s capital, but they’re beginning to turn nonetheless. Remember when we were told this was all a conspiracy theory? What many assumed would remain buried in classified files and partisan memory is... See More »
Waffle House Unveils Successful Brand Strategy Of Just Keeping Everything The Same ForeverFollowing the public relations disaster Cracker Barrel experienced this week after it introduced its new logo, popular restaurant chain Waffle House unveiled a successful strategy of just keeping everything the same forever. The 24-hour breakfast... See More »
Target CEO Brian Cornell Resigns After Pride Merchandise Boycotts Slash Sales At Nearly 2,000 StoresCorporate America is finally getting what’s been coming. Big retailers thought they could tell families how to think and what values to accept. But when you mess with parents trying to protect their kids, you’re going to lose that fight every single... See More »