Now I'm not saying you're an alcoholic butTypically people don't get drunk on the weekdays. That is usually not what regular people do. The weekend is for drinking so can u put the drink down please sir ?
I woke up still feeling a little drunk 😬I definitely can’t go into work this morning… This is why I shouldn’t drink at home anymore. 🤦♀️
I have two small bottles of vodka leftAnd I’ll be going to the bar when it opens in a few hours from now. Should I drink them now to get an early head start or save them for when I come home from the bar so I can stay drunk longer? 🥴
Alright I'm drunk.Give me some rock music to jam out to and fail miserably to sing or play on my guitar.
I am mad right now!My partner got drunk last night and went on never ending rambling rants and then kept swearing every other sentence and then practically every other word. I asked them to stop and they say “okay” and then pause for a moment, but then continue to do...See More »
These animals get drunk off of this fruit 😂https://www.facebook.com/share/r/DUvTB5sEvp3rj7Hm/?mibextid=LvJtn9
A story Ep 8/8 : The only one i've ever lovedEpisode 8: The only one I’ve ever loved [part 1] A romantic tragedy by Rudboy41 “Piglet I thought I lost you for a minute there, I turned around and I was 26, realizing it was not a minute at all.” This is the desperate & sad story about the only...See More »
A sad story: Ep 3/8: The day i lost my heartChapter 3: The Day I lost my heart. I remember that day in dramatic slow motion black and white. I was 16. The school congregation was on its’ way to church mass in the morning and I was walking without friends amongst the other students. Then a...See More »
The cycling stats app got drunk I'm surprisingly well rested, for having cycled 1/4 of the Earth circumference at over 3-4x the maximum speed of a F-35!
One of these days. I’m going to inadvertently die laughing while drunk or highThat would surr be a way to go, innit?
We've all been waiting to find… …Can't tell you if it's worth the time Lightning Dust - Loaded Gun (Quote) (Bonus) I think this remix is interesting. https://m.soundcloud.com/jagjaguwar/lightning-dust-loaded-gun?in=javiermaseda/sets/first-aid-songs
"What a Young Man Should Know" 1933. A checklist for becoming a proper man.This was published in the March 1933 issue of Harper’s Magazine which was a big publication at the time. A good look in to the expectations/mindset of the day. 1. He should know how to swim at least a mile, dive creditably, and not feel panicky...See More »
I’d be drunk all the time if it wouldn’t eventually lead to a slow, painful deathNearly happened once already
When am drunk I have a big attitude deal with it.Yes but no one will believe the opposite when I am not drunk. I have a 2 face only the person who knows me for real can understand, rest have to deal with me attitude lol. - I hope am not the only one like this
Just an observationHave you ever seen alcohol companies using drunks to advertise their product? Are they ashamed? Just saying😂
