I like when the cat behaves. It makes me happy!Sadly tonight is not one of those nights. She is in full on diva mode.
I just had the best grilled cheese ever!I wanted to make a vocaroo of me messily eating it, but I am afraid the Internet will ban me!
"All you will ever be to me is words on a screen, if I even allow myself to remember you as that much."Hash!
Day one of no nicotine, save the gum that's in my mouth!Ah I feel confident that I'll beat the habit this time.
Y'all better be good for Christmas, ya hear?Or else the catnip infused kitty will bust a cap in your ass. (1)
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, don't tell anyone...But I'm in the basement making counterfeit bills tee hee! TEN, TWENTY, THIRTY MILLION READY TO BE SPENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The feline keeps coming to see if I'm where I'm supposed to be.And if I'm not, she will go all un-cunted.
Im going to bring a backhoe to my tryout for America's Got Talent.Gonna swing that bucket around in some fantastic angles. The judges are sure to be impressed! (1)
Egon Spengler is not dead.He plays guitar for this band. No cereally, back in the day, I was really stoned and watching this video and he just became Egon, but the Egon from the cartoon. As he was collecting money outside the theater, he kind of looks at the camera and... See More » (1)
See, I had no idea that Danny Elfman fronted the band Oingo Boingo back in the day...Yes, THAT Danny Elfman. He looks like he eats humans. I do love this song, however. And my respect for him has grown tenfold. (1)
But is it really....just another day?Of course it is, silly. That weekend magic is reserved for school students and people who work the weekdays.
Do you text like you talk?I don't. I actually sound educated when I text. When I talk, the country comes out.
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