Let's see, there is Bad Chad, Sad Chad, Glad Chad, Mad Chad...Dad Chad, Rad Chad and Fad Chad. They're all part of the Chad collective who keeps trying to assimilate me in my sleep.
Saaaad, saaaad, saaaad, saaaaaad, saaaaadWhy must I be saaaad? The rows of dandelions growing all around me, why must I be saaaaaaad? *power chords kick in*
Screamers, bloaters...Ferals, juggernauts, plague zombies...just some terms you pick up from around the office.
If you go out in the ocean, you can die from sharks!You can also die from a shark being eaten by a shark! You can also die from quicksand, so I avoid that shit too.
Dolly is famous!She made this year's The Paw Print calendar yaaaaay! She will be featured in the August slot, and I wish I could explain to her just what a special kitty she is. (1)
I have officially meezer-proofed my room.There is cardboard stapled up all over the walls and on the door. Now I'd like to see Dolly dig her nails into places she isnt supposed to. (1)
I had to come back to this song after not hearing it for 12 years to make sure I didn't hallucinate it. (1)
Hey! Sorry, I just heard the newsHalf you Trumpsters have me blocked and it's time to make other half follow suit. This is a glorious day for our country. It shows that we have not lost our common sense after all! Let the bastard rot in prison! Maybe he can be Big Bubba's sissy!
I understand that you have to go to the bathroom!But you're not going to piss in that bush over there!
Pretend I'm the Six Million Dollar Man, and you've tied me up and are doing terrible things to me!Actually don't, I don't want to hear what some of y'all come up with...