For those of you who doubted me...I present to you the glorious and official Jaws 50th Anniversary coloring book! That's right, now you too can color the gory death of little Alex Kintner! Just make sure you stay in the lines, this bad boi wasn't cheap! (2)
Since I was a female for a short time while in the womb...Do you think this would make me eligible to be a cam girl? I need the extra cash. Serious comments only, lest ye face my wrath!
I got slapped in the face by a tree limb the other day, whilst mowing...Now my eye is swollen shut. Battle wounds, me dear, battle wounds...
Look, the only reason I bought the NBA game is because MLB The Show isn't available on steam!And I'll be damned if I'm not seriously enjoying it.
I'd like to interrupt your regular SW posting with an important message!Boop your cat's nose so you can fulfill your booping quota, otherwise they will eat your shoes.
I can jump really highEspecially when I'm surprised by a snake. I'd show you, but I hate being surprised by things. It would be nice if snakes would give me a heads up before visiting me. Like a note in the mailbox or something.
I am from Africa.Straight off the boat! Think I'll be deported? I sure hope not. This message was brought to you by crabs, and not the seafood kind. Dont forget to catch them!
So I am now the proud owner of many, many, many complex board games!Aliens being one of them. I assembled the playing pieces using modeling glue. Now I get to paint them. This has been a hella fun experience, perfect for someone like me who's brain can't sit still.
If I were the Million Dollar Man, running in slow motion...I'd do it shirtless, so my moobies could wiggle in slow motion as well!
This is exactly why I never pursued a career as a professional boxer...People wouldn't come to the show to see my excellent skills. They would just come to see my boobies wiggle when I KO my opponent.
I had two tuna sandwiches on toast, with mustard and three kosher dill pickles.Gave the cat the rest of the tuna. She was most pleased.
Are you a qualified fighter pilot?If the answer is yes, do you think you could come shoot this giant ape off of my roof? It has been making noise and keeping me up all night long.
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I am the Garnthosidiponlicticornopolodocu...*takes deep breath*...herptolocarnogonosyphilosaur!
Can you tell when you have reached the pinnacle of your existence?I honestly don't know. Life doesn't come with an instruction manual. However, the little bird of joy tells me that the pinnacle of mine will happen on July 12th of this year. I am at last at peace with myself and all that has happened in my time,... See More »
So yesterday, myself and someone else played the Jaws board game...And you didn't! It was the most intense board game I've ever played. And you haven't played it! The game is broken down into 2 acts. And you'll never experience it! Act 1 features the shark swimming around, eating people and avoiding detection.... See More »
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