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Day 2 of my drunken adventure.

I believe it’s time for beddy byes I’ve been up and a rapscallion and I’m drunk and tuckered and I’m going night nights! ☺️ Love yew all! 😎

She says she likes you when shes drunk, but denies it when sober ?

Girl i worked with, would drunk text me sometimes cause we would text alot, one day she drunk texted me and told me "i like you :) i think you're so cool" i said huh? U like me as a friend and she goes "NO i really like you :)" i didnt get to deep...

I can’t stop thinking about last night

I guess I’m love drunk, lol,

If the couch is barking, you’re sitting on the dog. Also, you're drunk. Get TF up!

You're welcome. I'll be here for your help the rest of the night. Well. Until I go to bed.

I woke up to the afternoon after passing out drunk 😑

Wish I slept longer, lol

Nice start of the day

My boss came drunk to work. Nobody said a thing. Again

Ok I need to get my shit together. I'm going to shame myself for a minute.

I need to get my crap together seriously. I live like a damn slob and it's a minefield trying to maneuver sometimes. Ok yeah my house is older and smaller. I live in one of those old bungalows you see in older neighborhoods but it's no excuse for my...

[Drunk prose 😁] ʜᵒʳˢ ᵈ'ᴏᵉᵘᵛʳᵉ ʳᵉᵐᵉᵐᵇʳᵃⁿᶜ!

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It’s a movie date after all tonight 🎥

I can’t believe Mrs. Duck is actually willing to go see a movie with me tonight. Late in the evening, even! The only available showing being 7:40 PM our time. It’s really weird (and a tad suspicious knowing her) that she’s so willing to go out and...

I just want to get drunk today, but I gotta work 🙄

ok this is my drunk speacialty .... popcorn and then crack an egg!

Could somebody get arrested for being drunk while riding on a bicycle?

My eye seems to be getting better already

But it sure was scary seeing that red scratch on my eyeball and not knowing how it got there! I must've scratched it somehow when I was drunk last night. Idk, but it seems to be fading and is hurting a little less too. Hopefully it’ll be gone by...

Anyone else drunk right now?

My sister’s getting drunk again 🤭

She’s hilarious and super affectionate when she’s drunk. She’s built like a race horse, so it takes quite a lot to get her drunk, but when she does… 🥹

I am drunk and happy

This hangover might just be the end of me…

But at least I’m funny when I’m drunk.. 😵‍💫

At least I have more hooch now

Not much but hopefully enough to get me drunk one last time before the work week.

When I’m this drunk, I just don’t know what to post about

Sorry, but everything’s spinning 😵‍💫

Mothers Day specials at the bar today 😋

This one’s a mimosa with a blood orange sour and it is delicious! I know what I’m getting drunk off of today. 🥂

My sister’s hilarious when she’s drunk 😂

She doesn’t get drunk often, but when she does, her unfiltered energy is just hysterical.

I can’t go to the bar this morning 😒

My sister has something planned later and if I go to the bar, I’ll get too drunk and not make it. I’ll have to settle for making myself mimosas at home or something, lol.

No other way to say it

I'm high I'm drunk I ate real good I got money I feed my neighbors I help who I can ill take the blame for your mistake then beat your ass

Now I'm not saying you're an alcoholic but

Typically people don't get drunk on the weekdays. That is usually not what regular people do. The weekend is for drinking so can u put the drink down please sir ?

I woke up still feeling a little drunk 😬

I definitely can’t go into work this morning… This is why I shouldn’t drink at home anymore. 🤦‍♀️

I’m gonna get a nap in before this party

The goal is not to get wasted. But comfortably drunk.

When I am drunk I don’t know what I type or talk ?

Who else has this issues ?

I have two small bottles of vodka left

And I’ll be going to the bar when it opens in a few hours from now. Should I drink them now to get an early head start or save them for when I come home from the bar so I can stay drunk longer? 🥴

I feel like getting drunk!

Yeah I do. Anyone else?

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