The neighbors sound like they’re having some sort of underground rave partyThe choice of music is actually refreshing, It’s usually rancheras or bachata
My doctor was touching on me and I just giggled nonstopIt was something out of a Pillsberry doughboy commercial
Seeing the milf i used to crush on continue to be faithful to her husband and not have a secret lezbo relationship with me still angers me
Here is how bartending is going for me. Someone asked me for an extra dirty martini and I didn’t even know what that was.But I sure didn’t show it.
Finding out someone got regular sliced bread instead of potato bread is the kind of thing that would set me off quietlyCause why do you have bad taste?
Damn, when did coffee become the love of my life?Baby I think about you everyday, I wanna have you so many ways. Iced…hot? With biscotti crumbles on top of the foam? *bites fist* I gotta go.
For someone with a strong personality that isn’t afraid to speak her mind no matter how anyone feels about it.She’s so frustratingly indirect. I can see through you and your games? lol let’s just talk. Are we afraid to talk about our feelings? Is that something we’ve never done before? Puss ahh hoe. Are you going to reject me? Cool, already mentally prepa... See More »
Me: *plays Chasing Pavements by adele*Mother: I hate that song. Me: whaaat? This is a classic? Mother: It’s one of her ugliest songs. Me: This is that jam what do you mean?! It’s the song that put her on the map?? Also I like what the song represents. I think we’ve all been through... See More »
Yesterday I took the kids out. Cause I’m the cool aunt and their parents are boring. Anyway…They were fighting with each other instead of playing with each other so I thought maybe I should be “it” and told them I’d give them a head start. Nothing makes relationships stronger than a team bonding experience. I don’t think they expected... See More »
Me and my dude friends were talking and one of them goes “and I feel so bad for your situation”“You don’t even have a magic wand to make the ladies stay, and dealing with the fact that you don’t know if they’re gay or not” I don’t need a magic wand? lol
Babysitting my little brother really puts my social anxiety to the testWe’re at Publix and this lil dude is going “WHY IS NO ONE TALKING, NO ONE EVER TALKS WHEN I COME TO THIS STORE ITS QUIET 🗣” Publix does seem to be a different vibe.
I don’t really want to go back into work today after blowing up on my manager on Monday.She’s going to want to talk things out. Girl, Just sit in the awkwardness? “Talking things out” goes nowhere with someone who only likes to listen to themselves talk. I’m afraid I might just end up blowing up on her again lol
I want you to look me directly in the eyes when you’re putting that entire wing flat inside your mouthAnd then slowly slide it out without breaking eye contact with me. make sure there’s no meat left whatsoever or I’m gonna make you do it again. It’s a dealbreaker and I’m going to make sure you’re up to par. I’m only doing this cause I care. If I... See More »
You ever had a conversation with someone about something as mundane as talking about cheese.And then came to realize it was a one upping competition instead of a conversation when they said “how about that! 😌” I was just discussing cheese. not telling you which one is better and which one you should be eating and judging you for it.... See More »
This is my first bartending shift. They’re so stupid for putting me here with no knowledge whatsoeverI’m overthinking so badly right now.
I looked up to my manager at work but lately I’m starting to figure her out and ewYou’re not who I thought you were. And she always thinks she knows me. Her psycho analyzations of me are so wrong. You think what? I do this because what…? Girl.
