You ever reached into the dryer to grab your clothes and yelled out "help me step bro"It's one of my ticks
I think i made my crush feel jealous and i feel so bad.I don't like making people feel insecure, especially when i like them. Sure jealousy can be cute but its not something i'm actively trying to bring out of someone.
I love going on hispanic lives on TikTok and saying"Damn, are you a piojo cause i can't get you out of my head" They always read it and never acknowledge it lmao
It's funny that people really think I wouldn't run them over with my carYou're lucky I have a family that loves me.
A quote I think about every so often is "Her hair looks like my period"I grew up secretly watching the TV shows My uncle would watch from behind the couch.
I had an anxiety attacke while serving todayMy face got all red, i was sweating and i think i started blinking my eyes a lot and i even started crying because i felt pathetic. Yet still managed to make a joke with someone and make them laugh so they wouldn't notice. I've dealt with this... See More »
I know for a fact my crush likes me backShe keeps finding reasons to come talk to me and she makes me smoothies. All things she never bothered doing before. And then when she was talking about her and her bf finding a place to stay she was like "me and my b-...corey are going to check out... See More »
Paint your nails the way i like em, i might paint mine to, cause i know a place where i can hide themAnd it's inside of you 🫵🏼😫
The way my little brother developed an ant phobia after seeing what an ant looks like under a microscope during a school open house
Okay the crush thing is getting too real. I think i like them a little too much now. And i don't like it.Like it makes me panic. I just don't want any of this. This was supposed to be fun. It's not even funny. I just wanna disappear.
Me and my friends conversationMe: yeah your car seems to be in pretty good condition, take care of it Him: I do take care of it. Me: When was your last oil change? Him: um..*starts smirking* look, i haven't had the time. All i hear is excuses lol. And i learned to never go... See More »
My cat ran away. The one that never leaves the house.My sister is taking it so bad. I've prepared myself for this moment years ago so i'll just say i'm gonna miss her. She's been there to see different versions of me and she was like my sisters lil support animal. Maybe she'll come back
