I’ve been either busy or working so much that I haven’t had the time to deep clean my house.And it’s getting to me. At least if I lived alone, things would be left the way I had them. The trash wouldn’t have to be taken out so much cause I’m barely there. The bathroom wouldn’t look as messy cause it’s barely used. The fridge would be fully...See More »
I need a deep tissue massage after being out of town and running around these theme parks for the past 2 daysI should call off 😈 but I probably won’t because I’m annoyingly responsible
Imagine another narcissist looking for their next victim on here and stumbling across my jaded posts and thinking “Damn, someone cooked here”
I love how my cat comes and gives me a lil hug after I do what she wanted me to do 😂She’ll put her lil body up against me and look up at me until I acknowledge her and pet her and then she’ll leave lol
Last night I was scarfing down prosciutto and salami like some NeanderthalThen afterwards I was mad cause I couldn’t find anything sweet.
Someone else made me an offer so I can get them their green card LOLI would but I don’t want to be around you.
I was beating my crush in pool so bad that I accidentally got a laughing attackI never mean to laugh at someone else’s misfortune but I couldn’t hold it in.
Playing it small and acting oblivious is really showing me who my new friend isAnd I’m disappointed. I thought we were bros.
One time I had a dream that I was a mermaid and I was so mad about it. I remember sitting there for hours like “what do I do now”Cause I don’t even know how to swim so I wasn’t going in the water
When I get yelled at, I’m not hearing a word you say. I’m thinking about the audacity you have for doing it, & your facial expressions.
Idc how drunk I am, as long as I’m not blackout drunk I know what’s happening lolBut nobody else knows that. I flirted with my friend hardcore last night, and I’m going to tell her I don’t remember a thing lol
I want to know who hurt the songwriter for Mariah Carey’s “Can’t let go” songThanks for turning your pain into a relatable timeless masterpiece and I hope you’re healed now lol
*me being a supportive strict sister that motivates my sister to do the right things*Me: High School is scary I see why you dropped out Sis: 🥹
Being in a relationship is too much work, having friends is too much work*smiles and enjoys my alone time and meditates*
