Okay the crush thing is getting too real. I think i like them a little too much now. And i don't like it.Like it makes me panic. I just don't want any of this. This was supposed to be fun. It's not even funny. I just wanna disappear.
Me and my friends conversationMe: yeah your car seems to be in pretty good condition, take care of it Him: I do take care of it. Me: When was your last oil change? Him: um..*starts smirking* look, i haven't had the time. All i hear is excuses lol. And i learned to never go... See More »
My cat ran away. The one that never leaves the house.My sister is taking it so bad. I've prepared myself for this moment years ago so i'll just say i'm gonna miss her. She's been there to see different versions of me and she was like my sisters lil support animal. Maybe she'll come back
Why are the most untrustworthy people always asking me about a jobGirl, i've worked with you before and have seen how you operate. You're going to make me look bad.
Dear diary, her boobs rubbed against my arm while she was telling me that i was doing something wrong.I didn't hear a word she said, but i know i was doing something wrong.
My work husband said he doesn't like the toilet at work cause its too smallHe said his balls dip into the toilet water lol i asked what makes them hang that far? And he said genetics. I don't think i ever mentioned that my work husband is autistic. I don't wanna say severely but. He drops bombs like that on me almost... See More »
This is how me and the bartenders next interaction is going to go...Her: Did you do something new with your face? Me: Oh yeah! i got my eyebrows done. Her: Oh. Me: why do you like it? Her: ...eh, they look nice. Me: *half jokingly* Well i'm glad you think so, cause i got them done for you 🙂↔ *walks away and... See More »
I be at wafflehouse eating my food like its the last supper and i don't care who is watchingI'm a regular here, i have a usual and i know everybody. We're family 😂
I can't stop worrying or stressing out about things. In under 5 mins this was my thought process."My sister is being set up for failure, we're failing her" "I forgot to clean up my car, i need to clean my car" "I have a coolant leak, i also need an alignment and who knows wtf else *tries to figure it out" "This house is a mess right now, i'm... See More »
I love bringing home good food and watching my family eatI feel like i was out hunting and got us a deer and now we're feasting
I had a good day to myself.Got some things done, got to be lazy all damn day. Thats how you do the shit baby.
Drakes "Doing It Wrong" song is one of those songs i refuse to listen to when i'm in a relationship or in a situationship because it makes me bawl.I can only enjoy this song without crying when i'm single. What a treat. I'ma light some candles and serenade my cat.
