Can I vent about my shift?So a couple comes in and orders two ice tea’s. Each one comes with a lemon slice. I arrive at the table and bring them their drinks and suddenly I get triple sat. Then she goes “actually can I have an orange slice for my ice tea also?” And I say... See More »
If I wanted responsibility I’d have children.Anyway let me show these people what I’m capable of I guess, I don’t really feel like it
“You’ve just never had an ice cold beer after a 10 hour busy shift” no beer sucks.Do you have something stronger that doesn’t smell or taste like an alcoholics piss?
The family group chat is all about losing weight and cat videos and they wonder why I never participatelol just make healthier choices we don’t need to do everything keto ya’ll it’s okay, live yo life. Also, the only animal vids I want to be shown are my own from my Snapchat memories, idc.
I be practicing how to talk to people in my room.Cause hearing myself talk this much feels unnatural. My lil nervous stutter has improved.
My 7 yr old brother at Olive Garden yesterday to my mom*looks at my mom* “Why did my dad cheat on you?” *Turns around and looks at me* can you breathe with that in? *points at my septum piercing* He reminds me of myself when I was 7.
How’s your online relationship going?Did ya’ll meet up yet? Has 7 years went by without meeting up? What’s gud wit it?
We had crab legs in the cafeteria today at work. I really had to hold myself back so I can spare everybody else and not let greed control me.You’re welcome.
I still remember the time I went “yikes it’s cold outside” and this girl went “I know, I’m not dumb”Maybe the cold was really getting to her, I was just trying to make conversation 😂
Whenever I do drink, it gets a little unhealthy. I hate hearing I’m a lightweight.When was I ever trying to pace myself? I purposefully do it on an empty stomach and make sure it’s more liquor than anything else and I down it fast. I want it to get straight to the point lol. But sure, I’m glad you think it’s just me being a lig... See More »
In other news, I made lots of tips today. It’s days like this where I think, maybe it’s good that I’m doing something that challenges me 😂
The difference between talking to my best girl friend and best guy friend.Her: *talks about moving in together, adopting a cat and maybe kids together and promising to marry each other if neither of us finds anyone worth while* *talks about losing weight* *talks about poems and gossip* Him: *Snaps a picture of a cooked... See More »
The next straight girl that tries to get my validation by being confusingI’m just going to say “Yes I think you’re an attractive women, you can stop pretending to be gay now” That way we cut to the chase and avoid all confusion
Good morning I’m pretending to be texting someone right nowSo like you can reply whatever you want I’m just trying to look busy right now lol, k? Okay
You know sometimes you gotta accept that you’ll never find the love you need from another loverBut from your kids, or your friends, or your supportive side of the family and even your pets. Ya feel me? Ya heard?
*mother starts playing her romantic 80’s music to get her in the mood to clean*Me: *Comes out of my cave and starts pop locking in front of my little brother aggressively while he’s on his tablet* Him: Stop bothering me 😡 Me: *continues pop lock dancing* you wish you could dance like this… Him: *starts screaming at me* Me:... See More »
The ladies I’m serving right now are so rich, they speak lifelessly lolThink about an episode of the kardashians. All the monotone conversations, the lack of facial expressions. What if one of them looked my way and went “hey poor woman” shook a hundred dollars in my face and went “dance for us” I’d dance and go “you... See More »
I’ve been having a lot of weird dreams lately. I woke up crying this morning lol but my favorite dream so far was when I dreamt I was addicted to cokeI had bought a decent amount for who knows why? Side note: I told myself i’d never do it again unless it’s offered by someone that I see doing it themselves and still okay afterwards lol but anyway. I don’t even hang around people like this anymore.... See More »
I think I finally get the movie Interstellar nowI just woke up randomly thinking about it this morning because I still wanted to know what the deeper meaning is. I watched it with a friend back in 2018 and wondered why it made her so emotional. I just didn’t get it. I thought “what’s so... See More »
