I told the bartender about my crush on herAnd she told me she's not bi and she never even thinks about it. And now life is boring again and going to work isn't as exciting anymore. I guess on the brightside, i can have more productive thoughts now. Let me finish planning the rest of... See More »
Back in community college lol i made a best friend who was so into her bfShe told me some dude tried flirting with her and she reached across the table and started strangling him. And i want my next gf to defend our relationship just like that.
I'm trying to correct my mom's gentle parentingLady. Step aside. I'm not gonna hurt him, he just needs to learn some respect.
I hate it when i'm laughing hard at a meme by myself and someone goes "haha let me see" and i say no because i'm embarrassed to show them this. I always get a "how is that funny" from women that don't like stupid humor lol (1)
One of my tires popped yesterday after i got home from work. Everything was closed.I finally got around to being able to get new tires (economical of course) and then my other tire pops on the way. I'm just gonna laugh lol. I refuse to snap. I'm blessed to even afford to do this right now.
I love how hard working you are but you are too uptight, even for meAin't nothing wrong with playing golf in the middle of the shift when theres nothing going on. Take 5 sis.
I don't know why my friend telling me he's afraid of being all alone makes me so angryCan you work on that? Instead of desperately clinging onto people. Just because i'm the only one that showed up to your bday, doesn't make me the "go-to" friend you rely on. I just naturally try to be there for people when i can, and move on.
You ever reached into the dryer to grab your clothes and yelled out "help me step bro"It's one of my ticks
I think i made my crush feel jealous and i feel so bad.I don't like making people feel insecure, especially when i like them. Sure jealousy can be cute but its not something i'm actively trying to bring out of someone.
I love going on hispanic lives on TikTok and saying"Damn, are you a piojo cause i can't get you out of my head" They always read it and never acknowledge it lmao
It's funny that people really think I wouldn't run them over with my carYou're lucky I have a family that loves me.
A quote I think about every so often is "Her hair looks like my period"I grew up secretly watching the TV shows My uncle would watch from behind the couch.
