You know sometimes you gotta accept that you’ll never find the love you need from another loverBut from your kids, or your friends, or your supportive side of the family and even your pets. Ya feel me? Ya heard?
*mother starts playing her romantic 80’s music to get her in the mood to clean*Me: *Comes out of my cave and starts pop locking in front of my little brother aggressively while he’s on his tablet* Him: Stop bothering me 😡 Me: *continues pop lock dancing* you wish you could dance like this… Him: *starts screaming at me* Me:... See More »
The ladies I’m serving right now are so rich, they speak lifelessly lolThink about an episode of the kardashians. All the monotone conversations, the lack of facial expressions. What if one of them looked my way and went “hey poor woman” shook a hundred dollars in my face and went “dance for us” I’d dance and go “you... See More »
I’ve been having a lot of weird dreams lately. I woke up crying this morning lol but my favorite dream so far was when I dreamt I was addicted to cokeI had bought a decent amount for who knows why? Side note: I told myself i’d never do it again unless it’s offered by someone that I see doing it themselves and still okay afterwards lol but anyway. I don’t even hang around people like this anymore.... See More »
I think I finally get the movie Interstellar nowI just woke up randomly thinking about it this morning because I still wanted to know what the deeper meaning is. I watched it with a friend back in 2018 and wondered why it made her so emotional. I just didn’t get it. I thought “what’s so... See More »
*hears my mother telling my sister to take care of our little brother while we leave for work**hears my sister complaining as she then suddenly pops her head into the bathroom as I’m putting on my fake gauges cause i’d never stretch my ears like that, but I love the look* Me: What did I hear you say? That you don’t think it’s your job to... See More »
I’m going to start wearing sunglasses at my job so people can stop trying to figure out what mood i am in. It’s none of your business really.And you’re all suspect. Except for Cheryl. She’s pretty honest.
You didn’t care about my feelings and making me uncomfortableSo now I’m going to make you uncomfortable and insignificant. I’m glad I don’t have to act like I’m impressed with you anymore to make you feel good. I don’t even know why I do that? I know when someone is fishing for a compliment. So I feel ba... See More »
Can I please have a new crush please, this one’s hurting meYou have to be a girl and like being choked
I worry about my little siblings a lot. I just hope they’re all getting their emotional needs met, but I doubt it.I try to be there for all of them as best as I can. But they’re all spread out everywhere. I want them all to feel seen and know there’s such a thing as unconditional love. They don’t just want a tablet, or to be given food or feel like they’ll... See More »
I think only my guy friends have ever been honest with me when I’m starting to gain weight. Never in a rude manner tho.Only one girl friend was really honest with me. But I had to ask her directly, and she did not hold back. At all. And she said it as if she couldn’t even contain it anymore, like as if it felt relieving to finally get it out of her system. She’s... See More »
My mom texts me at work just to tell me my ex from Highschool looks fat lolMe: Lol well that’s probably cause she’s happy. That’s probably happy weight. We were both foodies so I’m not surprised. Her: Yeah but I’ve never seen her look like that, I’ll show you when you get home. Her concern makes me laugh
I was making friends with this girl at work. she was nice, outgoing, funnyAnd then we went out for some drinks and she admittedly told me that she was a diagnosed narcissist. I’m so disappointed. Of course you wanna be my friend. You think I’m an easy target. You’re trying to get me to open up by being disturbingly hones... See More »
I saw what ovarian cysts look like and honestly, get me out of this flesh prison, this meat suit, bodies are gross and I want no part of thisI just want to be a ball of energy.
I’m not good at simple instructions lol. I just believe it has to be more complicated than it is, nothing can be that simple?Instructions: make a house. Me: okay…but what kind of house? Does it need a foundation? Are we talking blueprint level? Am I being judged on realism or creativity? Idk, I don’t really get it…. Instructions: Just. Make. A god damn house. Me: Ah,... See More »
Sometimes I think music trolls me. I’m walking at work and I go “I don’t feel good” to myselfThen I hear the restaurant music go “🎶oh yeah, life goes on🎶
When someone says they love Brussel sprouts all I can think is “is it cause all the crispy bacon you put along with it”
