I’m not good at simple instructions lol. I just believe it has to be more complicated than it is, nothing can be that simple?Instructions: make a house. Me: okay…but what kind of house? Does it need a foundation? Are we talking blueprint level? Am I being judged on realism or creativity? Idk, I don’t really get it…. Instructions: Just. Make. A god damn house. Me: Ah,... See More »
Sometimes I think music trolls me. I’m walking at work and I go “I don’t feel good” to myselfThen I hear the restaurant music go “🎶oh yeah, life goes on🎶
When someone says they love Brussel sprouts all I can think is “is it cause all the crispy bacon you put along with it”
I think I should experience going to pride once.Maybe the one in Orlando. I might see too many people I know at the closest one.
I love conspiracy theories. But that’s a side that i’ll never be comfortable showing my friends.Me and my aunt can pour up coffee and sit at the table about these things for hours tho.
I hate it when my manager makes comments when me and my friend are together“You guys can’t talk until she’s finished with her side work because I swear once you two get to talking, it’s like everything else disappears and it’s just you two” You’re going to make him delusional with your hallmark movie remarks. Now I have... See More »
I wanna go back to the music festival, that’s how I wanna live my life everydayMeeting new people that enjoy music just as much as I do, eating street food. Getting dirty and laughing from pushing and shoving people in mosh pits 😂😂😂 getting shown new music. Ever since I got back to work now I’m questioning my life again. I... See More »
I feel like such a buzzkill when I have to be around my coworkers and can’t erase the “meh” look on my face.I’m going to start wearing shades. I’m not trying to bring anyone down or ruin the vibes I’m just chillin, not feeling it. But chillin.
If I could choose a superpower, it’d be invisibilityAnd they better let me use it at work or I quit. If you can hear my voice, why tf do you need to see me.
When a table gets rude with me, I can’t hide the irritation in my voice and face for the life of me.I don’t care about the tip at this point, let’s take it outside if you need to? All 8 of ya’ll.
I hate that I overthink something as simple as if I should wear this outfit today or on Saturday.Like should I wear this hat with it, or this hat with it….I don’t even like this hat but it’s great for the sun. I always know where I wanna eat tho.
This site is a lot more fun now that I switched from my tiny phone to a bigger one.Now I can read effortlessly lol
Me: i'm gonna start eating healthier now, i don't wanna end up with all these health problemsAlso me: *dips big ass sugary bread into my big ass cream filled sugary coffee*
There was a post on fb that said "If you turn aggressive when you drink, then you don't need to touch alcohol, period."And i shared it while thinking about the time i caught a good buzz and kept slapping my friends arm after every sentence.
I noticed someone from the bakery was watching me have an anger fit in the bunker while pouring coffee for guests.And now they act awkward around me when i come around cause i caught them. And now i feel exposed for what i really am.
I told the bartender about my crush on herAnd she told me she's not bi and she never even thinks about it. And now life is boring again and going to work isn't as exciting anymore. I guess on the brightside, i can have more productive thoughts now. Let me finish planning the rest of... See More »
