The ladies I’m serving right now are so rich, they speak lifelessly lol

Think about an episode of the kardashians. All the monotone conversations, the lack of facial expressions.

What if one of them looked my way and went “hey poor woman” shook a hundred dollars in my face and went “dance for us”

I’d dance and go “you got another 100 on ya, cause this move I’m about to do next is my favorite”