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Biscuits
USA is a random scone thing, in UK is yummy treat to dunk in your tea
Gravy
USA is some kind of baby vomit, in UK is yummy meat juice
Fanny
USA means bum, UK means vajayjay
USA sidewalk
UK path
USA horseback riding
UK horse riding (it’s obvious that you sit on the back, clearly Americans are stupid and need explicit instructions
USA is a random scone thing, in UK is yummy treat to dunk in your tea
Gravy
USA is some kind of baby vomit, in UK is yummy meat juice
Fanny
USA means bum, UK means vajayjay
USA sidewalk
UK path
USA horseback riding
UK horse riding (it’s obvious that you sit on the back, clearly Americans are stupid and need explicit instructions
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KiwiBird · 36-40, F
However riding Bareback has a different meaning and nothingto do with horses. @SW-User
bijouxbroussard · F
@SW-User [quote] Americans are stupid and need explicit instructions[/quote]
Trying to restart the Revolutionary War ? 🤨
Trying to restart the Revolutionary War ? 🤨
tindrummer · M
@bijouxbroussard the one where we kicked ass? 😅
bijouxbroussard · F
"Pissed" in the UK means drunk, I’m told.
In the U.S. it’s a shortened version of "pissed off".
So when an American says he’s "pissed" about something, he’s [b]angry[/b].
I was actually blocked when I tried to explain this to someone from the UK.
In the U.S. it’s a shortened version of "pissed off".
So when an American says he’s "pissed" about something, he’s [b]angry[/b].
I was actually blocked when I tried to explain this to someone from the UK.
AllelujahHaptism · 36-40, M
@bijouxbroussard maybe they were just being a troll
cause every english person knows, its the queens english o.O
cause every english person knows, its the queens english o.O
Burnley123 · 41-45, M
@bijouxbroussard [quote]"destroying the King’s English". 😳
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This does sound like they meant it seriously. Sounds like they were a bit nutty, pedantic, and traditionalist. They also don't get that American English is different and has been for a very long time. We don't own how the language is used outside our borders.
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This does sound like they meant it seriously. Sounds like they were a bit nutty, pedantic, and traditionalist. They also don't get that American English is different and has been for a very long time. We don't own how the language is used outside our borders.
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TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M
Potato chips.....we fry those and eat them with fish.Not fries..unless they are thin chips.
What Americans call potato chips we call crisps.
We have biscuits not cookies.
And chocolate not candy.
All fizzy drinks are not soda....
Here a Fanny is not a bottom.Nor is a beaver.
We do not have elevators.We have lifts.
Trousers are what Americans call Pants.Here Pants are underwear.
What Americans call potato chips we call crisps.
We have biscuits not cookies.
And chocolate not candy.
All fizzy drinks are not soda....
Here a Fanny is not a bottom.Nor is a beaver.
We do not have elevators.We have lifts.
Trousers are what Americans call Pants.Here Pants are underwear.
TheConstantGardener · 56-60, M
@bijouxbroussard The whole thing is confectionary but that's a word that's seldom used. It's subdivided into either chocolate (usually a single bar of) or chocolates(as in a box of), or the anything else is called sweets. Not sure where you guys got the word candy from, you have such a diverse population the etymology would be interesting.
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@bijouxbroussard in Ireland we call candy 'sweets'
Really · 80-89, M
@TheSirfurryanimalWales No, I was asking about the PHOTO chips
Fairydust · F
Bang-Fringe
Fanny-bum
Cell phone- mobile phone
Wanker- jerk (jerker?)
Fanny-bum
Cell phone- mobile phone
Wanker- jerk (jerker?)
Yulianna · 22-25, F
what about "liberal"?
from this distance, i would be embarrassed to describe any of my American friends as liberal, and equally embarrassed to describe any of my British friends as not liberal...
from this distance, i would be embarrassed to describe any of my American friends as liberal, and equally embarrassed to describe any of my British friends as not liberal...
Blodyn · 22-25, F
Thongs. I think in US they are what we call flip flops. But here they are underwear I don't think I would be allowed to wear.
travelguy01 · 41-45, M
@Blodyn I don’t know wtf you and “Mr. Old and Curmudgeonly AF”, are talking about, but thongs are naughty underwear in the US too. Flip flops are also called flip flops here.
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Really · 80-89, M
@travelguy01 Don't feel bad. You wouldn't be the only one here who doesn't know what others are talking about.
Burnley123 · 41-45, M
There are loads.
Pavement/Sidewalk
Chips/fries
Car Park/Parking lot
Colleagues/Co-workers
Welfare/Benefits
Lift/Ride
Break/Recess
Full-stop/period
Football/Soccer
wanker/Jerk-off
A feast/A medium portion of food.
Not exhaustive, obvs.
[u]Handy Mini-guide on words to avoid:[/u]
Pissed means drunk in the UK and angry in America. British people call Erasers 'rubbers' when Americans only use that word for condoms. Americans call a small bag worn around the waist a 'fanny pack' but British people use 'fanny' as a word for vagina.
Pavement/Sidewalk
Chips/fries
Car Park/Parking lot
Colleagues/Co-workers
Welfare/Benefits
Lift/Ride
Break/Recess
Full-stop/period
Football/Soccer
wanker/Jerk-off
A feast/A medium portion of food.
Not exhaustive, obvs.
[u]Handy Mini-guide on words to avoid:[/u]
Pissed means drunk in the UK and angry in America. British people call Erasers 'rubbers' when Americans only use that word for condoms. Americans call a small bag worn around the waist a 'fanny pack' but British people use 'fanny' as a word for vagina.
HakunaMatata · 51-55, M
@Burnley123 I love the Lancashire, Irish and Scottish accents 🙂
somedude15 · 22-25, M
@Burnley123 feast 😂😂
Burnley123 · 41-45, M
@somedude15 Whaaay. At least someone got that.
helenS · 36-40, F
"chips" means different things in the UK and in the colonies.
HakunaMatata · 51-55, M
@helenS true 🙂
sassypants · 36-40, F
I love that they say Holiday rather than Vacation.
smiler2012 · 56-60
{@hakunamatala] hood on a car is the bonnet in the u.k
smiler2012 · 56-60
@nedkelly 😆 hi ned you come to join in kick the scousers i see 😆😆😆😆
smiler2012 · 56-60
@Nimbus 😆 what are you moaning about nimby at least they never nicked the whole thing 😆😆
ozgirl512 · 26-30, F
I'm surprised no has uttered this one yet.
Trunk (of car) .. Versus boot
Trunk (of car) .. Versus boot
tallpowerhouseblonde · 36-40, F
USA shopping cart UK Shopping trolley
USA rubber UK Condom
USA Lug nut UK Wheel nut
USA stick shift UK manual
USA sneakers UK trainers
USA todays date is 11.14.2021 month day year.
UK todays date is 14.11.2021 day month year.
USA rubber UK Condom
USA Lug nut UK Wheel nut
USA stick shift UK manual
USA sneakers UK trainers
USA todays date is 11.14.2021 month day year.
UK todays date is 14.11.2021 day month year.
NortiusMaximus · M
@Really [quote] only year-month-day makes sense: [/quote]
That's the format used in Sweden (possibly elsewhere too). It's also a common way to store dates in computer files.
That's the format used in Sweden (possibly elsewhere too). It's also a common way to store dates in computer files.
tallpowerhouseblonde · 36-40, F
@Really One minute past midnight is still 12.01 am here in Britain and 12.01 pm is one minute after midday.I have no clue where you read it as the other way around.The origin of am is anti meridiem,the Latin for before midday.Post meridiem is the Latin for after midday,abbreviated to pm meaning the sun had passed the meridian as in past midday.Day month year or year month day are logical.
Really · 80-89, M
@RubySoo, @tallpowerhouseblonde : I didn't read it anywhere. It's just what I seem to remember from my life in Britain; more than 40 years ago now. Or It's just the way I've always thought of it without realising I was the only sensible one in the whole country 😄 ! Or maybe it's changed over time to fit the American-dominated 'mid-Atlantic' culture with everybody singing like a cowboy. 🤠 Haha.
As for what's logical I'll try an analogy although I know they always have a flaw that can be attacked ...
I'm counting apples - one apple, two apples, three apples - but when I have twelve apples and I add one more I call it an orange. Yeah I know it's a poor analogy, but if you genuinely try to understand what I say about the am/pm thing you will 'get it.' Otherwise probably not and you'll see it as ridiculous.
But finally, why is one minute into the new day not written as 0.01 ? 🤨
As for what's logical I'll try an analogy although I know they always have a flaw that can be attacked ...
I'm counting apples - one apple, two apples, three apples - but when I have twelve apples and I add one more I call it an orange. Yeah I know it's a poor analogy, but if you genuinely try to understand what I say about the am/pm thing you will 'get it.' Otherwise probably not and you'll see it as ridiculous.
But finally, why is one minute into the new day not written as 0.01 ? 🤨
In the U.K. the word trump always has and always will mean fart.
bijouxbroussard · F
@BoredDarkLord It [b]should[/b] mean that here, too. 😅
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Biscuit/cookie
MasterLee · 56-60, M
This whole post is a nappy drive by for british wankers.
HakunaMatata · 51-55, M
@Dusty101 I want to know too!
4meAndyou · F
Sweater = jumper
Rubber boots = Wellies
Cookies = biscuits, or digestives
Pudding = Something made without sugar
Bob = Your Uncle 🤣
Rubber boots = Wellies
Cookies = biscuits, or digestives
Pudding = Something made without sugar
Bob = Your Uncle 🤣
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HakunaMatata · 51-55, M
@4meAndyou good ones :)
4meAndyou · F
@HakunaMatata Thank you!
Really · 80-89, M
When North Americans say 'gas' I think of the skit 'Who's on first'.
"No, when I asked if you have gas I meant gas; not gas - gas! .. you know - gas!"
"No, when I asked if you have gas I meant gas; not gas - gas! .. you know - gas!"
bijouxbroussard · F
@Really Lol, fuel vs. flatulence ? 🤭
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
UK: Lift
USA: Elevator
UK: Ladder
USA: Stocking run
UK: Willy
USA: Penis
USA: Elevator
UK: Ladder
USA: Stocking run
UK: Willy
USA: Penis
Gangstress · 41-45, F
Boot - trunk
Petrol - gas
Chips - fries
Crisps- chips (weirdos, joke)
Petrol - gas
Chips - fries
Crisps- chips (weirdos, joke)
Gas US
Petrol UK Gas means fart lol
Petrol UK Gas means fart lol
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AthrillatheHunt · 51-55, M
Mad, fag, and pissed come to mind
Carlisle · F
Trash can and bins
Blodyn · 22-25, F
Subway in America means a train. Here it means a ffordd dan ddaear but that's Welsh. A walkway under the road?
Really · 80-89, M
@Blodyn And I meant 'subway' as generally used on both sides of the Atlantic. Why are you "responding" with/about a Welsh phrase no one has raised?
Subway In America does not necessarily mean train. One can take the subway or one can go through a subway or one can excavate a subway etc etc etc.
Subway In America does not necessarily mean train. One can take the subway or one can go through a subway or one can excavate a subway etc etc etc.
TryingSW45 · 46-50, M
Cheerio
Thodsis · 51-55, M
Fanny Pack.
JoyfulSilence · 46-50, M
English muffin.
In the US, it is this:
In the UK, where English people live, it has ever been heard of.
Language is odd.
In the US, it is this:
In the UK, where English people live, it has ever been heard of.
Language is odd.
Adogslife · 61-69, M
Here we have a knob to open a door. Across the pond, a nob performs an entirely different function. 🤣
LizOwen · 41-45, F
Not just in England. It's the same in Scotland as well - probably all over the UK.
WintaTheAngle · 41-45, M
It’s only natural. Our languages have evolved separately.
bijouxbroussard · F
@WintaTheAngle That’s true. And other countries’ languages have been incorporated into the U.S. dialect of English, as well as indigenous terms.
UK CV
US Resume
US Resume
@helenS maybe one day I'll shock you, a post will appear!
helenS · 36-40, F
@TopOfTheWorld Looking forward! 🌷
KiwiBird · 36-40, F
@helenS @TopOfTheWorld
This post was supposed to be about English words.
Curriculum Vitae is Latin
Resumé is French
Signed
The Pedant 😂😂😂
This post was supposed to be about English words.
Curriculum Vitae is Latin
Resumé is French
Signed
The Pedant 😂😂😂
PetalsOfLilac · F
Don't they call cigarettes fags? 😭😭
DCarey · 46-50, M
Lift/ elevator
HakunaMatata · 51-55, M
One word is purse. In the US it's a ladies handbag. In the UK it's a smaller purse or wallet you put inside a handbag.
Really · 80-89, M
@HakunaMatata UK - mirror. USA - meer. 😂
Thodsis · 51-55, M
'Pavement' is something that might cause deaths...
scorpiolovedeep · 46-50, M
Road rage / aggressive behaviour more than the actual riding surface @Thodsis
Thodsis · 51-55, M
@scorpiolovedeep Was thinking of the flat surface. Pavement in the UK is walked on.
PiecingBabyFaceTogether · 26-30
Lays, in USA it's a chips brand in UK it means to get laid.
Really · 80-89, M
@PiecingBabyFaceTogether 'Getting laid' is an American term imported to the UK like so much else. I could list maybe a dozen genuinely British phrases meaning the same. But I won't. Some are quite disgusting.
OK? 😄 Guess where that came from.
OK? 😄 Guess where that came from.
scorpiolovedeep · 46-50, M
Muffler and Silencer ..
Blodyn · 22-25, F
@scorpiolovedeep Muffler muffles sound but you can still hear it. Silencer you can't.
scorpiolovedeep · 46-50, M
Helloeveryone · 56-60, F
@scorpiolovedeep yup its fixing muff
Gob, as in.."Oi, you, shut your gob!" (mouth)
nedkelly · 61-69, M
Same as Australia
Helloeveryone · 56-60, F
UK is on Zoom too
SkeetSkeet · 100+, F
Slag-slut
Carry out- take away
Soda- carbonated water
Diary- schedule
Carry out- take away
Soda- carbonated water
Diary- schedule
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Knock one out - finish something off US - have a wank UK
Really · 80-89, M
@Yulianna No.
DDonde · 31-35, M
Lorry - Truck
Panties / Pants / Slacks / Trousers / Whatever
Fanny / Pussy
Chips / Crisps / Fries
Watercloset / Bathroom
Torch / Flashlight
Panties / Pants / Slacks / Trousers / Whatever
Fanny / Pussy
Chips / Crisps / Fries
Watercloset / Bathroom
Torch / Flashlight
bijouxbroussard · F
HakunaMatata · 51-55, M
@bijouxbroussard he also said the British haven't spoken English for years!
empanadas · 31-35, M
World superpower....UK still thinks they are one
Good food. USA- chill con carne, burritos, new York style cheesecake, new York pizza and Chicago deep dish pizza.
UK- fish and chips with curry
Good food. USA- chill con carne, burritos, new York style cheesecake, new York pizza and Chicago deep dish pizza.
UK- fish and chips with curry
LizOwen · 41-45, F
@BluntSm0ker Yes, 75 years ago we were saving the world from a very unpleasant form of right wing aggression. Thankfully the USSR was on our side and absorbed about 75-80% of Hitler's army and airforce. Britain took care of most of Hitler's navy, plus the Italians, Iraquis, etc that sided with Hitler. The world owes the USSR a major debt for that.
I believe that the US joined in after Japan attacked Pearl Harbour?
I believe that the US joined in after Japan attacked Pearl Harbour?
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LizOwen · 41-45, F
@BluntSm0ker Saved and being saved. Stepping in when nobody else would and doing what no other nation had the moral or physical courage to attempt.
Thank God for the USSR- and the Commonwealth. At one time the only fully armed and equipped force ready to face Hitler's Right Wing monsters was a Canadian division based on the south coast of England- while the RAF, of course, inflicted the first defeat on the Fascists.
Thank God for the USSR- and the Commonwealth. At one time the only fully armed and equipped force ready to face Hitler's Right Wing monsters was a Canadian division based on the south coast of England- while the RAF, of course, inflicted the first defeat on the Fascists.
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HakunaMatata · 51-55, M
@Dusty101 great ones 🙂
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HakunaMatata · 51-55, M
@dontbekoi good ones 🙂
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