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WintaTheAngle

41-45, M

England, United Kingdom

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Big kid, ex serviceman, optimist, curious about how you like your bacon.

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Sometimes you’ve just got to be true to yourself 😂

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One of my greatest fears is outliving my wife. I think this comes from the first 2mins of the film Up.

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Society and public services aren’t kind to lonely old men. And by then my daughters will be busy having adventures of their own.

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Two different women hit on me in one week. It’s been many years since I’ve had to politely decline. They didn’t even have guide dogs…

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I’ll not tell my wife that I’m clearly still cute. I’ll just enjoy that privately smug feeling.

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Gen X was probably the last generation of feral kids.

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I remember one boring humid summer day where me and my mates, most of us 8-10 years old spent the day trying to put leeches on girls, or touching the electrified cattle fence for shits and giggles. One day some guy laying water pipe didn’t know... See More »

Took my kids to the families open day at RAF Coningsby today to show them where I used to work and watch the flying.

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The weather was overcast but dry and warm. The girls enjoyed watching the flying, charity stalls and fairground and I enjoyed the currywurst. Pity there was no beer tent. Apologies for the quality of the photos. My kids got in the better ones which... See More »

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Today in the UK we have the first snow of the year. And naturally that means the kids are absolutely loopy this morning.

What’s the most unrealistic thing about Harry Potter?

No not the magic, a ginger having friends. 😂

Today is Remembrance Sunday. Here in the U.K. we remember British and commonwealth war dead, and we wear poppies as a mark of respect and gratitude.🥀

As World War Two is passing out of living memory, the media and historians have rushed to interview and record their experiences before they are lost. As they did with the last Tommies from world war 1. Mostly now the men and women marching through... See More »

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Has everything in Dixie calmed down yet, or is every third posts still a Trump/Buden/Harris nosebleed?

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I was at a wedding at the weekend. During meal I found myself sat across from a bridesmaid who had practically a paragraph of a poem inked to her tit.

Is it acceptable for me to try read it? I decided it was safer to focus on my food. But if it was not okay to read it, why had she got an entire opticians eye test tattooed to her boob?

I used to think I was a patient man. I’m really not.

Not everyone is a fan.

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I went to the crematorium this morning to the garden of rest to feel close to my departed family.

The last decade took so many from us. Their place now is a simple patch of earth, lawned and with a holly tree growing nearby. An evergreen seems apt. In the soil are the people who built me. A kind grandfather who was academic but with a wicked... See More »

My youngest: “Dad, can we have big fireworks like the ones on nextdoor’s tv for Guy Fawkes night?”

“What tv show was that?” “The news.” “Errrrr….so who wants ice cream?”

She’s in one of them moods. I’m off to the pub.

The food is better there anyway.

Despite regularly playing Championship Manager since 1993, it is with regret I must inform you that I have not been selected as the England manager.

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When I was 22 I had a fling with a 40something year old woman at work. It was hot at the time. But now I’m her age it’s grim.

I wouldn’t dream of being with a 22 year old now - and she’s now in her 60s. 😖

Hotel rooms with a Bible are still a thing apparently. And this one falls open on exodus 21:7. Some shit about your daughter being sold into slavery.

Could I just have something more light hearted like a “visit Northumberland” brochure or something. Best toss this thing out the window before my daughters see it.

My wife likes to give me slow, sensual back massages. What she doesn’t know is she’s terrible at it, it’s pure agony.

It feels like I’ve been captured in North Korea and they want me to divulge state secrets. She’s so bad she once cramped up my back so much I had to go see a chiropractor. So far she’s completely oblivious.

Once again ignore all world news to feast your eyes in the UK’s hardest hitting headlines:

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I’m not a Christian, but I’ve always thought the nativity star was a greater symbol of hope than the cross.

I understand the meaning of the cross is to remind people the messiah died for the sins of others. But a message of hope, love, virtue and peace match a star heralding a new beginning, rather than a dying man on a cross. Just an opinion. Not a... See More »

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Well Britain, I reckon summer is done. Wave bye bye to the sun. See you in May.

The barbecue is packed away, the deck furniture and kids climbing frame are all packed away. Let the long cold wet grey commence!

Ace Ventura and 1994’s attitude to kissing a woman that isn’t a woman 😆

Finckle is Einhorn…😂 It would never get made now. We’ll sit this next to Tropical Thunder and Blazing Saddles

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My wife just screamed, disturbing our Disney film with the kids, had me turn on all the lights and grab the spider catcher…

…because she had a coco pop stuck to her slipper and thought it was a 🕷 So much for girl power.

If SW was a real place, it would be the cantina from Star Wars

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