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WintaTheAngle

41-45, M

England, United Kingdom

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Big kid, ex serviceman, optimist, curious about how you like your bacon.

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Sometimes you’ve just got to be true to yourself

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Two different women hit on me in one week. It’s been many years since I’ve had to politely decline. They didn’t even have guide dogs…

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I’ll not tell my wife that I’m clearly still cute. I’ll just enjoy that privately smug feeling.

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Gen X was probably the last generation of feral kids.

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I remember one boring humid summer day where me and my mates, most of us 8-10 years old spent the day trying to put leeches on girls, or touching the electrified cattle fence for shits and giggles. One day some guy laying water pipe didn’t know... See More »

Took my kids to the families open day at RAF Coningsby today to show them where I used to work and watch the flying.

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The weather was overcast but dry and warm. The girls enjoyed watching the flying, charity stalls and fairground and I enjoyed the currywurst. Pity there was no beer tent. Apologies for the quality of the photos. My kids got in the better ones which... See More »

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Wait, I can explain everything

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This could have easily been a guy I used to work with

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In my humble opinion, the plot twist in Fight Club was way better than the one in Sixth Sense.

But I still appreciate a plot twist. It stands against the tide of the dumbing down you get in scripts now.

Disney conditions us to hate step mothers. Pornhub however has a different approach…

Especially if you’re from the US of A.

I like the Gulf of Mexico’s new name

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I relabelled all the jars on my wife’s spice rack. I’m not in trouble yet but the thyme is cumin.

And just to spice things up, 3 Russian spies have been caught in London, after being caught carrying out surveillance on a US base in Germany.

Move over John le Carré.

A guy in IT just fist bumped me and said “My N” Being a white guy in my 40s, what is the socially acceptable response?

To begin with I thought he said it so I can, but then I wasn’t so sure. A hearty hand shake is my comfort zone but I don’t want to be Edwardian about the situation…

Okay I get it now-Ladies not liking being approached - Me and Tom had a gaggle of single mums guessing our names, smelling our aftershave and chat

Neither “thank you but I’m married” or “we’re just here for a drink “ would make them give up. It would have been flattering if they’d buggered off when asked. It prompted a moment of self reflection of me in my 20s trying to strike up a... See More »

Oh crap. Ive just remembered what day it is. Im going to come home and the kids will be covered in pancake mix while my wife will be fighting a fire.

Can I stay with you tonight?

Judging by the pics in these “my wife posts”, even after having two kids my wife is hotter than yours. So just stop.

Society needs its harmless weirdos to keep us from being too dull and serious.

There’s a guy lives near me who rides around on a bike in a Hawaiian shirt (even in winter) playing the kazoo on his way to the shop. Then he does it back again. Every day for at least 6 years. I give him a friendly wave and he toots a bit higher... See More »

Another thing to add to the list. My wife hates it when she’s mad at me and I make her laugh before she’s ready to forgive me.

Item number 242.

Does every social group of women in their 40s include a divorcee who gets everyone drunk and causes chaos?

My missus is in bits after what was supposed to be a meal and a night at the theatre.

I’ve just encountered another idiot with a “hitler wasn’t so bad” statement.

Well, my family didn’t salute Nazis. We put them in the ground. And no amount of time will pass to change what we think of Nazis.

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Anyone want to buy an American Airlines ticket off me? It’s a window seat.

I’ve suddenly decided a road trip might be more fun…

Maybe the next referendum should be to decide for or against turning off the internet for a while.

Let’s take things back to how they were in the mid 90s until everyone gets themselves clean.

More distressing world news…

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Just a real quick question for Americans - no angst or fighting.

When a product from overseas - let’s use China as an example - has a tariff on it, you know it’s the American public who pays the higher expense to cover the tariffs, not the exporter right? I’m just asking because a Texan friend of mine thought... See More »

Why are American sports fans so dead inside compared to the rest of the world?

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I wonder how many people here got blocked because of a misunderstanding or a poorly phrased text.

Face to face you have tone and demeanour to better read a person. I think here people scan read something, and fly off the handle. I wonder how certain individuals here cope in real life without a block button. Somethings you just have to be an... See More »

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