The roller coaster ride I didn’t know I had strapped in for. Ordered the chicken salad for lunch from the boujee-est place in town. Was excited for an epic sandwich comprised of what had to be some incredible homemade chicken salad on thick slices of wheat bread with visible seeds indicating I was in store for...See More »
My nephew is going to be born todayI’m just excited about being off of work for these occasions for once. I was always either in school or at work.
I had a kitty named Elliot. He came to live with me and was happy to do so! The sweetest boy ever!! But then one day he went out for a pack of smokes and never returned. We looked for him for weeks and in the process met this lovely long haired kitty we thought might be him....See More »
I'm sorry, I was going about it wrongI wasn't understanding. You are all victims of terrible, terrible abuse. I need to be....treating you as such. I was being...sillly and flippant again because i KNOW...there is nothing to worry about anymore. To me...everything was going amazingly...See More »
I’m going out to dinner tonight with AleixHe shows his deepening interest in me by his surprises and his willingness to share his time with me. He lives here in Barcelona and he is a doctor but he’s from Girona, which is about an hour’s drive away. We often go wherever he has chosen within...See More »
This is what grown men.... Who claim to have their hand on all the answers to the American dream .... Get excited about These guys are bottom of the barrell and they hold the most wealth. Bizarre, backwards, BS.
A story Ep 8/8 : The only one i've ever lovedEpisode 8: The only one I’ve ever loved [part 1] A romantic tragedy by Rudboy41 “Piglet I thought I lost you for a minute there, I turned around and I was 26, realizing it was not a minute at all.” This is the desperate & sad story about the only...See More »
Another hint!All of your loved ones....your most dear....are already around you now. In some way. They are already an important character in your life. But....rememeber...everyone's roles were reversed to confuse us and keep us unawares as to who we truly...See More »
Joke:::LONG:::::Corny Too Boot: A blonde fills a stadium with 90,000.............people to prove blondes are smart She fills up the stadium with 90,000 blondes, TV crew, News crews all of the media. She calls up one volunteer from the crowd. The host says: "Lets start with some simple maths questions"🇬🇧 Blonde:...See More »
Good morning SW'eeps I is coming back tomorrow night, see ya 👶🌹 Going to visit Grandma in another city which is about a couple of hours away. I had my breakfast, French coffee and omega3 + listened to -currently listening to- my morning playlist 😎 I'm on top of the world I might be high 😅 seriously my brain...See More »
You can perfectly divide the world's bird species in two macro-groups:- Those that are generally excited to be around you (pigeons/doves, parrots, penguins, etc.) - Those that are visibly annoyed by the mere fact you happen to exist on the same planet as them
For the entire show, I hated her but after seeing her weight loss I’m super excited and proud of her. This girl was stubborn asf to comply with simple tasks in losing weight. It literally took 4 seasons but y’all look at her now!!! She did all that shit
6 straight days painting last week I took the whole week off last week and painting most of the inside of my house! I love painting and home repair, I get the excitement of a new place all over again each time we improve something.
It’s the end of an era!I’ve been in management for over 15 years now and it’s time for me to go. I’ve accepted an offer teaching at a local college. I’ll still consult in my field but I’m ready and excited for this change..
exciting time for me is a dr. pepper while watching lightning bugs here in mayberry...uggghwhen did this happen??
Trip to the er againMy bladder infection was not improved at all so I went to the er. It was stressful, I didn't feel good, I had a long wait and many outbursts. But it was worth it. I meet a new young doctor. She listened to me, she cared about my issues and...See More »
Apartment searchSo I’ve been looking for a new place to live well tonight I applied for an apartment got sent the application and going to go see it tomorrow after work hopefully I can’t wait I’m so excited to live in my own place again!!
From my experience, people who are complimentary and all lovey dovey quite soon are unreliable in the long runHappened recently. Hyped things up only to let me down. The second time we got to meet up, they looked bored and sad then went somewhere else. I know there were problems but their actions didn't match the words. They blew their chance to redeem...See More »
Moved to Large City. Life Is So Superficial & Empty HereFor context, I've travelled a lot thru EU, so I got something to compare the city to. Before moving, I was excited about meeting new people. going to events every other day, visiting new places, etc. I thought it'd be awesome. And this is a large...See More »
A Booty in Repose..She got so excited when Mike booty called (read: butt dialed) me. She said, "I KNEW I had chemistry with that man." Imagine her disappointment when he said it was an accidental call? Poor dear needed her space to be crepuscular and sleep off the grief, at his lack of interest. 🥺🥺🥺 Also pictured: words of catfirmation in the mirror..I'm prettyyy sure I heard her whispering,...See More »
An Irish MiracleMurphy drops some buttered toast on the kitchen floor and it lands butter-side-up. He looks down in astonishment, for he knows that it's a law of nature of the universe that buttered toast always falls butter-down. So he rushes round to the...See More »
The same week thatI had to spend $1,400 on car repairs, the wife talked me into spending $500 on a robot vacuum cleaner. It was actually relatively easy to set up and get going. We told it to vacuum the house, but it had to charge up first because it comes with only...See More »
