Random: Wouldn't it be nice....Wouldn't it be nice if you could take your arms off to go to bed? Ol....there's the left one....Now.....Wait a minute i think I detect a flaw in my idea.
Tis CT scan dayI'm either healthy but crazy... or I'm not. I think I'd be okay with this being a very convincing figment of my imagination.
You know you're getting old when .....You nearly pour your porridge oats into the teapot. I have just re-booted after wake up mode; only now do all signs appear to be vital.
What if I hugged you really tightAnd then loosened my grip slowly and then told you your blood pressure is 140/90?