Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don't know each other....
What’s something normal that would seem weird to an alien?Traffic lights are glowing pillars that show the earthlings where to go in their wheeled contraptions.
I accidentally clicked like on a postThat I shouldn’t have liked. And now I’m going to think about it next Tuesday at 2:37 am. 😒
Imagine you are stuck in an elevator with a flying cockroach …… And it is roaming around the elevator buttons 🪳
Sometimes I wish to escape into nothingness. I wish to escape out of my body and just float in the ether.
