Joyride - Canadian editionMan steals and drives off a transit bus with passengers Kept making all scheduled stops to let passengers get on/off Denied those with invalid/expired tickets to get onboard Followed road safety rules and speed limits We just can’t help being nice... See More »
Happy Fryday SWeopleWhat’s your favourite fried food? Mine’s crispy crunchy golden onion rings Yummm. Just look at that sexy pic 😋
Popping bubblesA small crowd of around 7-8 people had gathered while waiting for the elevator after work yesterday. We didn’t know each other so were waiting quietly and awkwardly. When doors opened, I saw one woman standing at the back of the elevator. Without... See More »
How good is your gut feeling?Is your hunch accurate at reading situations and people? Trusting your gut is good for both your physical and mental well being. First impressions I get after meeting someone are largely accurate. Mostly a good thing I think but it limits my ability... See More »
Trash panda’s at it againIt seems my neighbourhood masked marauder likes to download the kraken at a specific spot on my fence. Every other day or so I discover tootsie rolls it leaves behind. What is it about that spot? Why that part of the fence? Any ideas?
I ran into my neighbourThe dude is 6ft 7in tall. Every time I see him I feel like an Oompa Loompa. I’m 5ft 10in but it doesn’t show next to him. I may have to start avoiding him 😜
Meet Chuck Spadina?Apparently our favourite Canadian considered adopting Chuck Spadina as his screen name. Thankfully that was only for a fleeting moment.
If you thought you were intimateWith ChatGPT before, wait until you use the new (and improved?) version that’s turbo charged on horniness. Will SW traffic take a hit? 🤔
Press accessMedia outlets aren’t signing new pentagon press policy.. When asked for comment they said they prefer getting information from secretive Signal group chat. It’s fast, efficient, and reliable.
Prada is now BradaApparently bra tops are a new fashion trend on runways Our bras are so nice you’d want to take that tacky top off (1)
Wtf is six seven?My nephew was adding random six seven references to our conversation. So I asked him what it’s about. The little shit replies I’m too old to get it. So ofc I now have to know. Besides it having originated from some song I don’t know much else. It di... See More »
When I woke up todayI felt like getting a Nobel. Why shouldn’t I get it? I’ve always wanted it. I want you to nominate me. If you don’t, I’ll unleash my ire at you in a LONG MIDNIGHT POST. Even worse my lean and mean forces will come after you. Cause you know I’ve sent... See More »
Tilly NorwoodWhat are your thoughts on this beautiful brunette Tilly Norwood? Nice hair, friendly smile, cute dimples. But Ms Norwood here is a product of AI. She’s the world’s first AI actor. She’s been trained on works of other actors. Feed her lines from a... See More »
Sorry SWeopleI was on my way here yesterday but couldn’t make it cause the escalator broke down. Rest assured the responsible party will be deported to Uganda.
Canadian rugbyI don’t really watch rugby but Canadian Women’s rugby team is now in finals at World Cup to face England. I’ll tune into the game tomorrow Finally Maple Leafs you can get behind Go Maple Leafs (1)
