Trash panda’s at it againIt seems my neighbourhood masked marauder likes to download the kraken at a specific spot on my fence. Every other day or so I discover tootsie rolls it leaves behind. What is it about that spot? Why that part of the fence? Any ideas?
I ran into my neighbourThe dude is 6ft 7in tall. Every time I see him I feel like an Oompa Loompa. I’m 5ft 10in but it doesn’t show next to him. I may have to start avoiding him 😜
Meet Chuck Spadina?Apparently our favourite Canadian considered adopting Chuck Spadina as his screen name. Thankfully that was only for a fleeting moment. (1)
If you thought you were intimateWith ChatGPT before, wait until you use the new (and improved?) version that’s turbo charged on horniness. Will SW traffic take a hit? 🤔
Press accessMedia outlets aren’t signing new pentagon press policy.. When asked for comment they said they prefer getting information from secretive Signal group chat. It’s fast, efficient, and reliable.
Prada is now BradaApparently bra tops are a new fashion trend on runways Our bras are so nice you’d want to take that tacky top off (1)
Wtf is six seven?My nephew was adding random six seven references to our conversation. So I asked him what it’s about. The little shit replies I’m too old to get it. So ofc I now have to know. Besides it having originated from some song I don’t know much else. It di... See More »
When I woke up todayI felt like getting a Nobel. Why shouldn’t I get it? I’ve always wanted it. I want you to nominate me. If you don’t, I’ll unleash my ire at you in a LONG MIDNIGHT POST. Even worse my lean and mean forces will come after you. Cause you know I’ve sent... See More »
Tilly NorwoodWhat are your thoughts on this beautiful brunette Tilly Norwood? Nice hair, friendly smile, cute dimples. But Ms Norwood here is a product of AI. She’s the world’s first AI actor. She’s been trained on works of other actors. Feed her lines from a... See More » (1)
Sorry SWeopleI was on my way here yesterday but couldn’t make it cause the escalator broke down. Rest assured the responsible party will be deported to Uganda.
Canadian rugbyI don’t really watch rugby but Canadian Women’s rugby team is now in finals at World Cup to face England. I’ll tune into the game tomorrow Finally Maple Leafs you can get behind Go Maple Leafs (1)
Are we pretty?I watched a bit of Emmys last night. Saw the celebrities doll up for the red carpet. They all looked very attractive. It got me thinking, what percent of world’s population is attractive? Beauty may be in the eyes of beholder but we may still be... See More »
Toupée or not toupéeOne of my friends is balding. Classic thinning of hair on the top. Got three options; shave it all, invest in a toupée or leave it as is. I’m not a fan of the hair piece just never seen a good one. I don’t deny they don’t exist, but not my thing.... See More »
All Fours - a book reviewWell, I haven’t read it and probably won’t. But if you have, what’re your thoughts? Is it as good as they say it is? I hear it’s now being adopted into a series?
She spread them openand placed the instrument between her legs. Her hand moved rhythmically as she closed her eyes…. to listen to the sound of her new cello
White or redWe know Jesus liked wine. He turned water to wine after all But which do you think he preferred? White? Or red?
Fun FridayWhich celebrity/famous person do you look like? I look like JT. No, not Timberlake, the other Justin……Trudeau p.s. Please save your politics for another post
