The time I lost at beer pongSo I found myself strolling down memory lane and stumbled upon this. One fateful Halloween where after a few games we agreed to a bet, everyone doesn’t just see the losers lose a game, but also be exposed. Shame and skin Needless to say it was not a... See More » (1)
What do you think about people who RSVP that they are coming to a party weeks in advanceAnd then text you one hour before saying “Oh hey I meant to tell you before but just didn’t get to it. We’re not coming. We actually had a conflict and couldn’t attend, sorry for the late text”. Or who simply change their RSVP to not coming 1... See More »
Going back!!Okay, guys, I am going back to dance at the strip club right off of Langley AFB! The club owner wanted me back so badly that I couldn't say no! Major Collins, Captain Williams, and Arnold will escort me this time! After the show, I will be doing BBC... See More »
who's coming to the 19's with me?check below 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻 for more details. . . . . . . . list of requirements - 2 valid IDs - Spandex - Neon Colors - Ready you Mullets - a time machine
If you’re here more than two hours a day talking politics and religion - life isn’t happening to you.There’s good reason why these topics aren’t welcome in bars.
Olympics drinking game: every time the British anthem is played and the commentators say Queen instead of King, down a pint.Book an ambulance, you might need it… (1)