Dude from 5 yrs ago owes me 65 bucks he shuck and jived that whole time to not pay.... PINNEDI post pics on insta he thought were sexy, so he dm's me like, "wyd"...I sent him a pic of my cashapp and said, "waiting"....but I'm petty right? lol
It isn't even that we LOVE DemocratsWe just HATE Trump. Dems are lazy asf sometimes, and don't stand up to MAGA the way they should! But give me a breakk with the write-in votes; like if you want to write them in, that is your prerogative. But stahhhpp with the false sense of... See More »
They are projecting that there may be 3 African American governors now, and there have only EVER, HISTORICALLY, been 3 ELECTED(2 more through succession/acting role). Now THIS is big and beautiful. One is Byron Donalds tho 🤢🤮
I think only 30% are in this far, buttt...Don Huffines, to be clear, is the dude who bought the Epstein Zorro Ranch, and who staffs young men, who he is rumored to have affairs with. "MAGA Mayes Middleton" made DISGUSTING ads in Texas. Dan Patrick worked to outlaw marijuana. (6)
Nauseously OptimisticThey say that republicans vote later than the dems. I feel like dems need to start voting later, so that the REPUBLICANS start resting on their laurels. If the dems see those early #'s and think that they are going to win, they may not vote! It may... See More »
I May Be A Loon For What I Just-Done-Did.I just created an ad on FB Marketplace, offering to help move people for free, on my weekends. I have lost 113 lbs naturally, but still have a ways to go, and notice that I lose weight better when I lift heavy things. In my ad, I just said that I... See More »
Got a math problem for ya....and now I never was GOOD at math; more right-brained and literary, but let me take a swing a this. If there are approximately 400k churches in the US, and 800k unhoused people..how many MILLIONS OF DOLLARS does your church need to annex an... See More » (2)
If you don't live in Texas,I don't know whether you are missing OUT, or are supremely blessed. *Attempted* smear ad of the democratic candidate just now: "Talarico will take away your children and TRANSITION them." Likewut?? We don't even get free healthcare for a COLD, my... See More »
I love when people on fb marketplace are like,"I am just obSESSED with the details on this ornate frame. If I had birthed a firstborn son, I'd have sacrificed him at the ALTAR of this frame. I truly would not be who I am today, had I not bartered for it from a caravan of gypsies who happened to... See More »
Maybe Satan Just Hates Gratefulness?Just this morning, I was feeling grateful for my dishwasher. Every. Time. I am grateful. For something. No exaggeration..it breaks down the next day or moment. This has happened with the gratefulness thing like TEN TIMES: car, a/c, 2nd job, etc. I... See More »
And so I WAKE in the morning and I step outside, and I start to deep sweat cuz the TEMP'S TOO HIGH, and I scream at the top of my LUNGS, I'm movingSTATES 🎶🎵 P.S. Thank you so much for those of you who wished me happy bday..I have not had time to respond to everyone, but I deeply appreciate the comments, msgs, and gifts!! (1)
I turned 43 today and I was born around this time too!! Happy bday to everyone! I love to share!!Tmrw my bestie is treating me to a desperately needed hair trim and style, and tonight he is taking me to a brewhouse movie theater to eat dinner/watch Monty Python! Have read abt 75 pages of my book, and even went swimming today. Having a blasttt on... See More » (1)
"I was set to really rip it"~ President Trump referring to:- his strong man persona and corresponding speech that he is apparently NOT MAKING NOW? - his death? - his diaper? WE ARE A NATION OF AMMOSEXUALS. WHEN IS SOMEONE GOING TO GET THIS RIGHT??