Dude from 5 yrs ago owes me 65 bucks he shuck and jived that whole time to not pay.... PINNEDI post pics on insta he thought were sexy, so he dm's me like, "wyd"...I sent him a pic of my cashapp and said, "waiting"....but I'm petty right? lol
On FB yesterday, but applies to SW as well: don't come to my dm's, comments, or otherwise..with this foolishness. how long have y'all had your appendages, yet still don't know how to operate them?
A Booty in Repose..She got so excited when Mike booty called (read: butt dialed) me. She said, "I KNEW I had chemistry with that man." Imagine her disappointment when he said it was an accidental call? Poor dear needed her space to be crepuscular and sleep off the grief, at his lack of interest. 🥺🥺🥺 Also pictured: words of catfirmation in the mirror..I'm prettyyy sure I heard her whispering,...See More »
My fb post today 🤣🤣For my bday in a week, I have the simplest request: I need help finding a field where no one goes..for me and a friend to reenact the printer scene from Office Space, drink a little with a battery-operated boombox playing "Damn It Feels Good to Be a...See More »
Saying this while this is not currently happening to me on this site..but is happening in my life. Y'all, for goodness sakes alive, there is a mighty difference between remaining CONSISTENT for a girl..letting her know of your interest, that you want to be in the running, wanna-be-a-contenda, etc... vs. STAGING A...See More »
You know the most hilarious thing about what I posted a sec ago? If the powers that be saw that status, they would be like ooo she isn't workinghard!! To which I would rejoinder, "Ahh and why would you assume that? I said direct proportion, so YOU must think you got me f'ed up toooo 🤔🤔" 🤣🤣🤣
the amount of work i'm putting in today is in direct proportion to how much they've got me fcked up 🤣😅
This was uh..certainly a..choice 🤣🤣 But you know what, I haven't had THIS MUCH comic relief in a LONGGG time.
I am dyeing my hair either purple or teal today..I need y'all to take a poll..which would you choose for me? I'm dyeing it myself, so it may not come out right lol..Wish I could make it look like this AI image....
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