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good morning or w/e

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Are y'all behaaaving in here??

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y'all take this quiz right quick..SCARILY accurate

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Dude from 5 yrs ago owes me 65 bucks he shuck and jived that whole time to not pay....

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I post pics on insta he thought were sexy, so he dm's me like, "wyd"...I sent him a pic of my cashapp and said, "waiting"....but I'm petty right? lol

"BREAKING: KRISTI NOEM HOSPITALIZED; REASON UNKNOWN."

uhmm..we know. one of her puppies got revenge.

Looked up and she was trying to blend in with..a blender..so meta. Guess you could say my smoothie brings all the cats to the yard 🤷‍♀

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When a guy's profile says, "Looking for love in all the wrong places"...

...then he hits ME up 🥴🥴

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The amnesty I needed....

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A military parade for a draft dodger is WIIIILD.

My hastily made sign. I was running late because, suspiciously, HEB no longer CARRIES POSTER BOARD?! So I zoomed to Dollar Tree, broke a stake at home

and made this. This demure, petite lil hispanic cashier said quietly that she liked my shirt..and another woman at HEB asked if I was paid to protest lmaooo

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If I ever get another cat, her name will be Hyphy, short for Hyphenate. I already have a cat named Diem, like Seize the Day, and Hyphenate is like

the dash between DOB and DOD on a gravestone: all that contains life. Also, when someone says to "Get Hyphy", it means to "Get Lit/Crunk/Down with the Sickness". If I get a puppy, his name will be Wilberforce Halliburton Shagnasty. No questions... See More »

I don't even think I need to tell y'all who I am referencing..it is THAT well known a group 😅

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I feel I am getting less and less capable of letting things roll off my back.

The random acts of cruelty that I and others are experiencing right now..I do not want to BE. HERE. ANY. MORE.

Thankful to Diem for reminding me it was bring your daughter to work day!

She made my shitty day incrementally better..we played Fetch the Toothpaste Lid on my breaks too.

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He wants to be forgiven, y'all..what say you?

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Ugh I feel like such a loser when I am awake.

I just don't see the point.

bahaha i, too, am taking my hat out of the ring

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wowwww so not only did AI a) learn how to lie so it could get someone on TaskRabbit to bypass the robot captcha, so that it could invest in the stock

market, b) recently blackmail a programmer, who was trying to shut it down, by threatening to go public about the programmer's extramarital affair, it...c) just refused a simple shutdown command, and legiterally wrote "shutdown command skipped".

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This may sound weird, but I am grieving the past a little tonight. All the sights and sounds and smells I knew from back then..the apple crisp and

Bain de Terre Green Meadow shampoo, plumeria and juniper Bath and Body Works..kicking in puddles with Rusk Coral conditioner in my hair, after discovering Andrew Bird for the first time...The tray of 60 soaps I was saving up for at The Body Shop..... See More »

no lies detectedddd

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Even if you don't have a busted ice maker in your fridge/freezer like I do, you owe it to yourself to invest in a countertop ice maker.

It isn't the Sonic nugget ice like he said it was, but I still got this off FB marketplace for $65 when they retail for $259, and the ice is still small (each cube would fit in water bottles too!). Within an hour, 44 lbs of ice! Now I just use the... See More »

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MAHA is suchh a joke lmao

Let's start by removing the fatass cancer. 8647.

Trump's budget bill just passed the house by one vote. FML.

If you make less than 400k a year, your taxes are about to go up..ifff it passes the senate.

Sen. Hassan: "What is Habeas Corpus?" Kristi Noem: "Well Habeas Corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people

from this country and to suspend their right to..." Senator, paraphrased: "N-no. NO, that is NOT what it means." Kristi Noem talking over her: "Suspend their right to..."

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