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I'm 40 and still say "bro", legit, every other sentence; you'll get over it bruvv. Plz read Abt Me!!

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WHAT, like you can come up with a BETTER question?!

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y'all take this quiz right quick..SCARILY accurate

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Dude from 5 yrs ago owes me 65 bucks he shuck and jived that whole time to not pay....

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I post pics on insta he thought were sexy, so he dm's me like, "wyd"...I sent him a pic of my cashapp and said, "waiting"....but I'm petty right? lol

I almost wish they would outlaw the reference portion of criminal trials.

Like, I don't care that you were supremely NICE to the family of the little girl you were grooming. It should NOT be used to humanize a monster.

hurr hurr why didnt you think of that

omg i am ctfu 🤣🤣

mannn motherFck this world..

this poor man just got out of prison and is a security guard at my neighborhood pool. i overheard him saying his son just got shot, and i had built up a friendship with this guy over time. He is AFRAID TO LEAVE HIS JOB BC HE WILL BE FIRED, and his...

this guy on here insisted on sending me cashapp's....

I told him over and over he didn't need to do that, but he insisted, and im not going to turn down free money! After all that build-up, he sent me 5 bucks lol. Ok..5 bucks more than I had before, so I was appreciative. 🤷‍♀️ He then sent me another...

i am 40..see how they do me 😭😫

Bitchy. Face. Only. Selfie. Thread. Commences. Now.

promise i wont ask for selfies for awhile after this ♡♡

I love how Ruffles potato chips have the MSRP (manufacturer's suggested retail price) right on front

like..hey we COULD have charged you 7 bucks, but we are only charging you 5.68 🌈🌈🌈

without getting into all the details yet,

does anyone have any experience dealing with a teacher who grooms their students? specifically: how did you bring them down.... update: read some of the backstory in my comment thread with pfuzylogic, below.

ever had a kid hurt your feelings?

lol i was painting my nails with my 4 year old niece. i told her she was so cute, and she said, "well you aren't!" she kept painting then wiping off a single one of my nails, then got frustrated and said that was all i needed. i was like damnnn...

They just advertised virtual dentistry in my hometown

You can send a selfie and a dentist will face time you with recommendations..im sorry, wuttt

I think a fall color selfie thread would be so fun! Join me?

Here was me last night on my way to see a few friends ♡

The funniest Dr. Phil episode has got to be the dude who was caught

seeing a prostitute in a hotel room..and when he is trying to explain it away, he goes..."yeah i DID pay her but i didn't sleep with her. She told me that she had a cancellation fee, and I was like whattt?!"

Know what's more disturbing than Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Trump's 2nd term, combined?

Ok maybe not Trump's 2nd term, but: TELL ME HOW every person on Intervention can spend like 4k+ on drugs a month, and do it HIGH... and every person on 600-lb Life has a significant other?? fml.

so uhh..to all of u in my inbox rn..i need you to remind me of your names

bc i have forgotten or..never gotten..some of them, and i am way too embarrassed to ask individually.

we put the first man on the moon YEARS ago

why did we not continue until all of them were there

I would like to redeem my hall pass, please

One thing no one will tell you

is that the selling of one's soul is not a simple tit for tat transaction, sealed by a signature. It can be the painstaking, ambitious, hard-working Rupert Murdoch, who spent his entire life building up influence, prestige, and money. It can be...

do you ever see someone on SW, and you're like, "bihhh i could take your

lily white asssss"? that's me with @ChiefWalksWith40oz..like, no contest if he stands still.

i had this guy recently tell me that, "to tell men [i] have a house and two cars

is to lead with masculine energy". lmao..i said uhm, don't you realize that is female energy now, and i'm sorry to have made you so insecure in your manhood!! (i left out the fact that i had just sold my 3rd paid off car..think he would've become an...

how did you figure out the "woman" you were speaking to online

was really a man? (or vice versa)

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