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good morning or w/e

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Are y'all behaaaving in here??

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y'all take this quiz right quick..SCARILY accurate

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Dude from 5 yrs ago owes me 65 bucks he shuck and jived that whole time to not pay....

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I post pics on insta he thought were sexy, so he dm's me like, "wyd"...I sent him a pic of my cashapp and said, "waiting"....but I'm petty right? lol

HOW MANY PEOPLE NEED HELP TO CANCEL THEIR SUBSCRIPTIONS

LIKE HOW MANY SUBSCRIPTIONS CAN ONE PERSON HAVE AND NOT KNOW ABOUT HOW WOULD THEY NOT SEE THE MONEY COMING OUT OF THEIR ACCOUNT WHY CAN'T THEY FIGURE OUT HOW TO CANCEL THEIR SUBSCRIPTIONS WITHOUT SUBSCRIBING TO AN APP TO CANCEL THEM HOW DO I NOT... See More »

...it passed the house

when will i wake up from this nightmare 🥺🥺🥺

I always thought/was made to think that I was a quitter. I took tap/ballet as a kid because I wanted the trophy. Got the trophy after a year...quit.

Wanted to play Für Elise on the piano. Played four years, aced Für Elise...quit. Outside hitter in varsity volleyball..went to state, got a badass B. Gay letter jacket out of the deal...quit. Went to junior college for journalism before reading up... See More »

"Windshields were invented in 1904"

People in 1903:

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OMG I am sooo stoked.

I had mentioned in a previous post (maybe just on FB) that I am being given the honor of working in QA and reporting, on top of my normal duties. I thought that I would be QA'ing other reps, reps more SENIOR than me (as far as how long they have... See More »

"BREAKING: KRISTI NOEM HOSPITALIZED; REASON UNKNOWN."

uhmm..we know. one of her puppies got revenge.

Looked up and she was trying to blend in with..a blender..so meta. Guess you could say my smoothie brings all the cats to the counter 🤷‍♀

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When a guy's profile says, "Looking for love in all the wrong places"...

...then he hits ME up 🥴🥴

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The amnesty I needed....

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A military parade for a draft dodger is WIIIILD.

My hastily made sign. I was running late because, suspiciously, HEB no longer CARRIES POSTER BOARD?! So I zoomed to Dollar Tree, broke a stake at home

and made this. This demure, petite lil hispanic cashier said quietly that she liked my shirt..and another woman at HEB asked if I was paid to protest lmaooo

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If I ever get another cat, her name will be Hyphy, short for Hyphenate. I already have a cat named Diem, like Seize the Day, and Hyphenate is like

the dash between DOB and DOD on a gravestone: all that contains life. Also, when someone says to "Get Hyphy", it means to "Get Lit/Crunk/Down with the Sickness". If I get a puppy, his name will be Wilberforce Halliburton Shagnasty. No questions... See More »

I don't even think I need to tell y'all who I am referencing..it is THAT well known a group 😅

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I feel I am getting less and less capable of letting things roll off my back.

The random acts of cruelty that I and others are experiencing right now..I do not want to BE. HERE. ANY. MORE.

Thankful to Diem for reminding me it was bring your daughter to work day!

She made my shitty day incrementally better..we played Fetch the Toothpaste Lid on my breaks too.

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He wants to be forgiven, y'all..what say you?

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Ugh I feel like such a loser when I am awake.

I just don't see the point.

bahaha i, too, am taking my hat out of the ring

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wowwww so not only did AI a) learn how to lie so it could get someone on TaskRabbit to bypass the robot captcha, so that it could invest in the stock

market, b) recently blackmail a programmer, who was trying to shut it down, by threatening to go public about the programmer's extramarital affair, it...c) just refused a simple shutdown command, and legiterally wrote "shutdown command skipped".

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This may sound weird, but I am grieving the past a little tonight. All the sights and sounds and smells I knew from back then..the apple crisp and

Bain de Terre Green Meadow shampoo, plumeria and juniper Bath and Body Works..kicking in puddles with Rusk Coral conditioner in my hair, after discovering Andrew Bird for the first time...The tray of 60 soaps I was saving up for at The Body Shop..... See More »

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