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good morning or w/e

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Are y'all behaaaving in here??

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y'all take this quiz right quick..SCARILY accurate

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Dude from 5 yrs ago owes me 65 bucks he shuck and jived that whole time to not pay....

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I post pics on insta he thought were sexy, so he dm's me like, "wyd"...I sent him a pic of my cashapp and said, "waiting"....but I'm petty right? lol

Y'all are using your crystals so wrong

put them in a sock and start swinging

Now if THIS isn't the perfect visual for my dating life, idk what is 🤣🤣🤣

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My impersonation of

@ChiefJustWalks doing an impersonation of Fabio thinking deep thoughts

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What's a therapy called where you pay $100/hr to just weep on the couch the whole time 😭😭😭

I'll respond to comments from yesternight's post when I'm more awake. Did you hear they just took Maduro and his wife??

Drumpf is prob going to install that horrible Maria Corina Machado Nobel peace prize winner who sucked up to him 😤😤😤 I have a friend in Venezuela 😭😭😭 Not a warring president, my asssss.

Last few selfies of the year

(unless I can get Ace to take one with me later)..and an accountability post that this will be another set of BEFORES for me. I am making it a GOAL (not a resolution or PROMISE) to lose 45 lbs by my bday at the end of April, and at least 60 lbs by... See More »

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My blackened chicken alfredo, made for bestie tonight: - Diced chicken breasts with fat trimmed off - Butter in pan with... - Uncle Chris seasoning - Garlic and Onion Powders - Cayenne - Parsley..I like a lottt - Smattering of: italian, oregano,... See More »

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Did you know that 90% of seratonin is created in the gut? I'm excited to research the improvement of my gut microbiome today.

To start, I made my food for the day..another salad. It includes: spinach, turkey bacon, boars head cajun turkey, pepperoncini peppers (Mt. Olive brand..trust me on this), seasoned croutons, 5 italian cheese mix, flax seeds mixed in Olive Garden dupe... See More »

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Y'all remember that post from a week ago where I was, again, not humble bragging..but legitimately irked that some guys can't seem to stop talking

to themselves in my dm's? This is one of those guys, and it just gets worse and worseeee. This was on fb, but it happens here as well. I love how: - OTHER men are the worst, 2x - He is deciding on ME - He just can'ttt seem to stop feeling special... See More »

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I see you, and don't you DARE, DALHA

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Christmas Eve service was really nice..a lot of togetherness and worship; especially love the candlelight portion!! Dyed my hair again today before

I left. This color is the strangest I have encountered, and is what I did last time: Dark Sparkling Raspberry Blonde, it is called lmao. It starts off like this, then ends up as blondeish with dimension like I have been the last few months! Hope... See More »

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Today is Christmas Adam because it comes before Christmas Eve, and is generally less satisfying.

When You Can't Get Into a Box, Go For the Cox??

Big weekend for "alpha males" bahahaha

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First pic is my impersonation of Melania trying to wrap her mind around putting her tongue on The Donald's Junior....Tell me why, when I added this

to my Tiktok, the suggested song that came up started with "Who" and ending with "re"? 💀☠ 2nd pic is my impersonation of KKKaroline Leavitt's upper lip....I did smooth my skin with a filter, but day old makeup, hair color/hairstyle, complete with... See More »

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Andrew Taint when his opponent isn't a woman..and with pink gloves 😅😅😅

What a tiiiime to be aliiiiive

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jaw broken in 2 plaaaacesss..andrew tate pic next bahaha

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"Predators" on Paramount, because of COURSE it's Paramount, tries to indict Chris Hansen for publicly embarrassing PREDATORS on "To Catch a Predator".

It does not at ALL achieve its aim, first off. Secondly, it shows soft-voiced, self-proclaimed "sensitive/empathetic" apologist men, cosplaying as intellectuals, and saying that TCAP didn't show the HUMANITY of said PREDATORS. This "documentary"... See More »

Taking a mental health day today....Even as I was doing my makeup earlier, I kept thinking, "You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig"....

If y'all happen to have any kind words (def don't have to be physicality or looks/lack thereof related)....I could use some kindness today. Forgive the fakeass smile below..it is a levee that is breaking. And sorry if I don't respond in a timely... See More »

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The microplastics made me do it.

Lmaooo I am cracking up rn; I fiiinally figured out why cats preserve their toys in water!! Some of Diem's favorite things to store there are:

food, hair bands (rubber variety, not GNR), balls.... Well, as is the custom at friggin 3:39am, she brought me a dry ball to play fetch with. She sat patiently on the bed behind it and watched me until I acquiesced and threw it. The ball came BACK... See More »

Best comment I have seen today: "Replacing the Manchurian Cantaloupe with Vance would be like crapping your pants then changing your shirt."

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