I had a dream the other nightin which I ended up peeling the skin off a snake like a grape. Hey, it was trying to bite me.
I recently meet a woman with the surname "Goodykoontz"I can't help thinking that middle school must have been really hard for her.
I was walking around in a new leather jacketA man came up to me a said, Do you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?” I replied,”What makes you think it was a cow? Say, what size are you, anyway?”
Once, I was walking around in a new leather jacketA guy came up to me and said, “You know a cow was murdered for that jacket.” I replied, “I didn’t think anyone saw me….”
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Happy Independence Day observedI hope all my fellow Americans have a nice 250th birthday this weekend, regardless.
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