Why did Cheerios in a plastic bagbecome the go-to snack for toddlers? He asks, as he snacks on Cheerios in a plastic bag.
Kevin Bacon is not the center of HollywoodCan you guess who is? https://pudding.cool/2026/10/kevin-bacon/
Vinyl ArchiveThe Vinyl Archive is a physical and digital media archive dedicated to obscure, little-known, or previously-unknown music that isn't on the internet anywhere else. https://archive.org/details/vinyl-archive
Yesterday, I came home to findthat the wife had cut down the rest of the pear tree. With a circular saw. A. Circular. Saw. That is all today.
Getting into the elevator this morningto go to my office, I accidentally pressed the wrong floor button before selecting the right floor. No biggie. Just an extra few seconds. The doors opened on the wrong floor, and I just expected having to wait a moment. But I swear that I felt... See More »
Last night, it felt as if there were a quarter-filled water balloonstuck up in my right sinus cavity, and it just absolutely would not come out. I'm sure I was able to breath like a normal person at some point in my life, but I'll be damned if I can remember it.
I was watching a movieand after a while I got the impression that this was not the movie I was expecting it to be. I realized that, instead of "Backrooms," I was streaming "Backdoors."
Last night, I dreamedthat I was kissing the face of a beautiful girl with pixie short red hair and luminous emerald green eyes. But she was married. Didn't stop her from kissing me back, though. Who needs reality?
Listened to some country music yesterdaywhen getting a ride from my auto shop. Is it all just generic pop music with steel guitar added?
The wife's homemade yogurtis even more disgusting than store-bought yogurt, which is pretty disgusting.
I have a huge parasocial crushon Masha on the Bone Museum channel on YouTube. I think it's entirely appropriate for the spooky season. (1)
Literacy Is Another Casualty of the Decline of Democracy https://jacobin.com/2026/09/review-marriott-literacy-culture-screens (1)
Car crapped outdriving into the parking garage at the hospital. Tow truck couldn’t fit into that garage (cars can barely fit into that garage). Had to move car to street, steaming all the way. At least it’s not raining.
Karening me to deathOnce again, the wife has undercut my ability to resolve a situation that she created by attempting to karen someone until she got her way, which she didn't manage.
Office suitesSo, like many people, I work in an office suite, number 300. My office is 305, in a row of offices from 301 to 305. Pretty straight forward. The next office down from me? 310C. After it? 310B, the conference room. The next actual office? 310E. The... See More »
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