My eye seems to be getting better alreadyBut it sure was scary seeing that red scratch on my eyeball and not knowing how it got there! I must've scratched it somehow when I was drunk last night. Idk, but it seems to be fading and is hurting a little less too. Hopefully it’ll be gone by...See More »
My sister’s getting drunk again 🤭She’s hilarious and super affectionate when she’s drunk. She’s built like a race horse, so it takes quite a lot to get her drunk, but when she does… 🥹
At least I have more hooch nowNot much but hopefully enough to get me drunk one last time before the work week.
Mothers Day specials at the bar today 😋 This one’s a mimosa with a blood orange sour and it is delicious! I know what I’m getting drunk off of today. 🥂
My sister’s hilarious when she’s drunk 😂She doesn’t get drunk often, but when she does, her unfiltered energy is just hysterical.
I can’t go to the bar this morning 😒My sister has something planned later and if I go to the bar, I’ll get too drunk and not make it. I’ll have to settle for making myself mimosas at home or something, lol.
No other way to say itI'm high I'm drunk I ate real good I got money I feed my neighbors I help who I can ill take the blame for your mistake then beat your ass
Now I'm not saying you're an alcoholic butTypically people don't get drunk on the weekdays. That is usually not what regular people do. The weekend is for drinking so can u put the drink down please sir ?
I woke up still feeling a little drunk 😬I definitely can’t go into work this morning… This is why I shouldn’t drink at home anymore. 🤦♀️
I have two small bottles of vodka leftAnd I’ll be going to the bar when it opens in a few hours from now. Should I drink them now to get an early head start or save them for when I come home from the bar so I can stay drunk longer? 🥴
Alright I'm drunk.Give me some rock music to jam out to and fail miserably to sing or play on my guitar.
I am mad right now!My partner got drunk last night and went on never ending rambling rants and then kept swearing every other sentence and then practically every other word. I asked them to stop and they say “okay” and then pause for a moment, but then continue to do...See More »
These animals get drunk off of this fruit 😂https://www.facebook.com/share/r/DUvTB5sEvp3rj7Hm/?mibextid=LvJtn9
A story Ep 8/8 : The only one i've ever lovedEpisode 8: The only one I’ve ever loved [part 1] A romantic tragedy by Rudboy41 “Piglet I thought I lost you for a minute there, I turned around and I was 26, realizing it was not a minute at all.” This is the desperate & sad story about the only...See More »
A sad story: Ep 3/8: The day i lost my heartChapter 3: The Day I lost my heart. I remember that day in dramatic slow motion black and white. I was 16. The school congregation was on its’ way to church mass in the morning and I was walking without friends amongst the other students. Then a...See More »
The cycling stats app got drunk I'm surprisingly well rested, for having cycled 1/4 of the Earth circumference at over 3-4x the maximum speed of a F-35!