I have to avoid it at this point. Spent 2015 through 2018 trapped in alcoholism. :)

Tequila makes her clothes fall off.

Nonexistent

I have a toxic relationship with jack

Between you and me, I don't really think Alcohol is truthful and honest and not the best of friends. Alcohol lies to you!

Alcohol: "what do you mean you want a soft drink instead? One more won't hurt"

Roberta: "ok maybe just one more wine"

Alcohol: "good choice on those killer heels tonight, that guy over there, yes that one, the one with all the raw unadulterated masculinity and stunning good looks.... Yep He REALLY DOES fancy you!!... He's looking right at you!!

Roberta: *flicks hair seductively and knocks drink out of his hand*

Alcohol: "Don't worry baby, it's just a misunderstanding, ok his wife really doesn't look too pleased does she? Hey, let's do Karaoke. You have an awesome voice, you're just like Adel, Beyonce and Whitney only better"

Roberta: "and I......will alwayyyys lurve youuuu....."

Alcohol: "You are on fire baby!!! Queen of the dance floor, the sexiest, the funniest, the best dressed here..... Well, before you spilt that drink down you. Just rub it really hard with toilet tissue and water. See it's fine... you really have it all going on.... Now to put some more makeup on...."

Roberta: "you made me fall in a hedge Alcohol!!!! I thought you were my friend!! 😭😭😭

We’re very close

I allow myself one drink a week. It was rapidly becoming a problem

We only speak on occasion

I loved my beer at one time. I went on a chemo therapy in 2001 and kind of lost my taste for it. That was one of the rules to get in the program . I was getting tired of it kinda anyway. But I was no stranger to a pull top.

When I drink I lose all filters

I had a time that I drank excessively for my own reasons. I rarely drink now

love/hate

Like my mother in law used to say, "it's five o'clock somewhere."

Open marriage

I have about 2-3 beers every year. actually had a beer today, one beer and I was almost drunk 🤣😂 I almost never drink and I don't enjoy the company of drunk people, I prefer edible cannabis products and halucinogens.

I don't enjoy it anymore. I don't enjoy others being drunk or myself. Maybe I can enjoy it only after I have enough to engage in behaviour that create problems for me the next day. It's not worth it.

can barely stand the stuff

Heaven has 6 letters, Merlot has 6 letters, Malbec has 6 letters.
This is no coincidence!

✌️ 🍷

Up until I turned 50 I could count the number of alcholic drinks on one hand. At age 50 we went on a cruise. I drank one drink almost every night since I had No responsibilities. Now I may have one drink a month (maybe not every month) on average. Had two drinks new years eve, did not have any more till End of April.. Makes me a little dizzy and some what relaxed. It does not change who I am or make me any more talkative. Really makes me want to craw into bed. zzzzz

That's a no no for me.....it's a death sentence....

I don't have a "relationship" with any liquid.

I mostly drink wine maybe a cocktail once in awhile

A responsible one.

Non existent for the last 4 years.

Well, on April 26th, I bought a bottle of Puerto Rican rum, vodka, jack Daniels triple mash and crown royal

Tomorrow, I'll open the crown royal. I drained the others. The vodka was ok, the rum so-so but the triple mash was fantastic.

Divorced from it..

I don't care for it.

I say hi a few times a year.

Friendly

I often, but not always, have either a bottle of beer or a glass and a half of wine with supper.

About twice a week, I'll have a drink later in the evening.

Wine or beer with dinner and liquor later in the evening. I don’t get drunk anymore as I’m not hanging out with the people I used to get drunk with anymore.

In my early 20s my freind and I were drinking four 40zers straight out of the bottle on the weekends, then we'd go out to party and drink more JD. Fast forward to two years later, we lost a great friend who had passed out at the wheel, hit a 12-foot ditch, went through the windshield, and died instantly. I woke up from this nightmare and realized I need to stop drinking altogether. Fast forward to today, I have one drink on the weekend at most, sometimes I go through several weeks without a drink.

As far as I’m concerned Alcohol is not very attractive girlfriend I’d rather have a tall glass of water.

Exes that hang out sometimes, but relationship's still cold and will never go back to how it was before.

It’s a marriage that will last a lifetime been married to beer 🍺 since I was 16

I've been inclined to have periodically indulge in the occasional alcoholic beverage.

It just sits there looking at me no real communication

I like it...but it doesn't like me too much. Two martini's and I'm down for the count. 😄

After a 30 year of deep hot
💚💖💜😍 affair,
Now it's bye bye (for 16 years & today)

We’re close, and keep in touch frequently (maybe too frequently at times).

Not really interested in the person I was when I drank. So I don’t partake much these days.

We’ve settled into a mutually agreeable relationship

I control it. It has zero control over me. So it’s my game.

It's a close and nice friend but we meet once or twice per month.

Non-existent. Never going to exist. Why should it, even?!

Lovely, until you deprive me. No shame in admitting my love for it, just more I want change in my life ... and I know what to throw to the dustbin of time. 😌 I'd rather work through it, with heart intact, than listen to judgment, sad stories, and endless charades. When you get to the root of life, you are just here, and it's how you spend your time, and give.

I’m not much into booze. I’ll have a drink maybe once a week with my bf.

Nonexistent now. I used to drink myself sick constantly.

it's an abusive one.... and i don't think the drink is the abuser.