Live long enough you’re bound to find…moonshine’ll make a man go blindNever can tell what the brew 🍻will do but sometimes you’ll feel so fine…. It’s Saturday night people… booze 🥃🍻 it up!
Over the river and through the woods to grandmas house we go...She’s a liquored up drunk 😵 🥃🍺 & reeks like a skunk 🦨 to grandmas house 🏠 we go.... ugh 🤦🏻♂️ Plus she’s FAT
I’m heading down to the Australian Outback in search of monster alligators 🐊 and crocs . I’ve been watching many videos of alligators 🐊 and crocs on YouTube and have decided that’s my calling in life. It’s my latest obsession.
OMG! I’m so excited!!!!My mommy is letting me get my drivers permit. She said at 35 it’s time to spread my wings a bit. I’m so nervous about taking just the written part alone. Wish me good luck 🍀
The sun ☀️ is shining, the birds are singing and my hemorrhoids are flaring 🔥Have a wonderful day everyone
Somebody bring me some water, can’t you see I’m burning 🔥 aliveCan’t you see my baby’s got another lover.... I don’t know how I’m gonna’ survive..... somebody bring me some water, can’t you see it’s out of control, baby’s got my heart and my baby’s got my mind but tonight the sweet devil 👿... sweet devil’s got...See More »
So come on out tonight and we’ll lead the others on a ride through paradise.. and if ya’ feel alright then we can be loversGeorge Benson “ Give Me The Night” lyrics.... hey give me a break I’m hammered 🍺😵
I love my mommy & daddyMy parents took their 36 year old son ( me) to the carnival 🎡 yesterday. My mommy asked me if I wanted to go in the Crazy House while we were there. I told her to save her money we’ll be home soon!
Hey.... what’s going on fruitcakes?I’m finally out of legal trouble sorta but wearing this ankle bracelet sucks ass. Just wanted to wish you all a very Merry Christmas 🎄
Tina Turner recently turned 80 everyone. I love her music 🎵 especially “Typical Male”I confess I’m a fool for a man.... with a clever mind..... but your intellect ain’t no match for this heart ❤️ of mine. What’s your favorite song of hers?
Is the old 80’s song Self Control by the late Laura Branigan the greatest song ever?You take myself, you take my self control You take myself, you take my self control You take myself, you take my self control You take myself , you take my self control This song gives me goosebumps
Who wants a cold one? 🍺I’m in a giving mood so I’m giving out 5 gifts BUT it’s only going to be glasses of beer 🍻 so only the true drunks 😵 need to reply.
I’m Authentic ✔️ The clowns who work at SW are still looking to see if I’m authentic but rest assured everyone I’m legit! This is a recent family pic. The guy on the far left is my Uncle Frankie who was kind enough to join in on this photo after his 7 year prison...See More »
I’m 34 am I too old to still be living with mommy and daddy?I’ll admit it makes it more difficult to pick up chicks but I manage to wing it. The last gal I met I took her back to my parents house and after she walked in she said... OMG! Do you still live with your parents? I replied back, no, I just took in...See More »
Does anyone else think that this site is hot garbage?I log on for the first time in like 2 months and after 5 minutes I’m already bored. Well time to get drunk 😵🍺. Adios 🤡
I ❤️ BEER 🍻!!!!!I went to this bar last night & the bouncer told me at the enterance that it was $10.00 ALL YOU CAN DRINK. I told him that's like music to my liver so give me $20.00 worth 🍺🍻
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