I flashed a squirrelI went to the forest yesterday to forage for things I can use for my art project. I gathered so many stones inside my shorts' pockets that upon getting to my car, my shorts fell to the ground 😂 Thank goodness the only witness to my embarrassing... See More »
Backing out of a grocery store parking space during the day...Has to be one of most ridiculously nerve racking things ever lol. You've got people on cell phones not paying attention, people with kids who may not be paying attention to them, your view might be blocked by some big ass truck or SUV next to you,... See More »
My girl drew attention by singing badly on the beach motel balconyThis dude was playing the flute and started singing, she decided to join in and people started looking our way, I was like "Ah, crap" and went back in the room.
In my HIIT class this morning...OMG... We were on the floor doing stretches and the lady to my right let one go like a drunk sailor! It was so loud and she is so small...lmfao... I don't know what she's been eating but holy farts, Batman! To her credit she was a good sport about... See More »
