My girl drew attention by singing badly on the beach motel balconyThis dude was playing the flute and started singing, she decided to join in and people started looking our way, I was like "Ah, crap" and went back in the room.
In my HIIT class this morning...OMG... We were on the floor doing stretches and the lady to my right let one go like a drunk sailor! It was so loud and she is so small...lmfao... I don't know what she's been eating but holy farts, Batman! To her credit she was a good sport about... See More »
Tasteless, joke the daytime kindaWhy don’t blind people skydive?🐶 because it scares the shit out of their dog
Almost caught.It was very early morning, about 4am. Had to let the dog out. I decided to get the trash to the bin since I was up. The trash bin is next to the garage door and there is a regular door right there. it is also partly hidden by some bushes so little... See More »
all i do is tryfor what its not worth it i hav enotrhing i am nothing im just a stupid ugly piece of omntihngfunny people twlll me im funny and im hnadosme i odnt think im either i guess thats better then ontihng i odnt think im funny and at best im average... See More »
I accidentally touched a lady's buttI was at the Chinese restaurant waiting for my food sitting down, this lady came in with her kids and my shoulder accidentally rubbed up against her butt while she was walking! Oops!
