What's the worst response to "I love you"?

I love your sister, sorry ✋

Yeah I love me too.

I know

"That's terrific. Would you like to round up your total? All proceeds go towards the children's hospital."

Do I know you?

Thanks

Thanks

I know.

Really?

Bless your heart.

Philip telling Mildred 'You disgust me" in Of human bondage was pretty brutal and pissed her off, but she just said I love you so but didn't mean it. Great scene one of the best

That's nice.

And SO?????

Thats nice

I knew from the moment I first seen you , but Im in love with Ambellina from SW

Ditto

Me too

I love me too 😌

Thank you

Thanks, can you pass the bread? 🍞

That's nice

I know.

Yes dear,

You can leave it on the coffee counter , along with the others.

Whatever.

Goodbye!

Ditto

"I know."

No response

"Seriously?"

"I know" IYKYK

"Yeah, I know, everybody loves me"

"I'm not sure why you say that. What's your motive?"

"I guess I should have told you that I'm married"

Oh. Ok. Thanks? I guess?

That's unfortunate

No response

What's your name?

I’m married to your brother

That's nice or no response at all . continue watching tv or computer . 🤷‍♂

maybe it's just gas

As you should!

I bet you do

“I heard you the first time”

So what?

why would you do that ?

You’re only human..

Shrug of the shoulders

"Look. We've got to talk.. ...."

Whatever, the football is on TV