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LordShadowfire

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I am Lord Shadowfire the Sarcastic.

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Sometimes when I'm depressed, I delete stuff nobody's given a good answer to.

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Like right now.

Sometimes, I pin old posts I still want feedback on.

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Well, apparently, the secret to having a successful post around here...

...is to have a female profile picture and name, and write one post a long time ago about sех, and old men will keep responding to it for the next century.

One Fine September Afternoon...

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I'm definitely going to hell for this one, and so are y'all.

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So, this happened over on Reddit today.

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ShAItpost: Florida Man Issue #3

Based on a true story: https://www.jacksonville.com/story/news/2016/02/09/florida-man-threw-live-gator-wendys-drive-thru-window-police-say/985469007/

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Sorry this one isn't funny, but it's important.

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Roses are red, a church has a steeple...

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ShAItpost: Florida Man Issue #2

And just for fun, here's the article that inspired the comic: https://kfor.com/news/not-my-fault-the-truck-dont-surf-florida-man-arrested-after-driving-car-into-ocean/

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ShAItpost: Florida Man Comics, Issue #1

Source: https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/florida-man-stabs-neighbor-machete-named-kindness-say-police/

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Well, life is one big disappointment, so you know what that means!

Please allow me to present Beethoven on slap bass.

It is not an exaggeration to say that you needed this in your life.

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When he dies, I hope they put his cremation on a video loop.

I would use that in place of the Yule log.

Does anyone with a Facebook profile feel like helping me report some

These people are calling for acts of violence I dare not describe here in the comments under this post. https://www.facebook.com/share/p/16smcsaWo2/

Well, shoot. Now I'm confused.

On the one hand, apparently there was a somewhat heartfelt apology from Snoop Dogg. On the other hand, sources close to ol' Calvin say it's a fake.

Does this one ring a bell?

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I could use some help, guys.

It happened again. I posted a pro-trans meme, and I'm getting swarmed with anti-trans hate. If any of you guys have Reddit accounts you can log into, I need you to swing by my post, sort by controversial, and start reporting. It's insane over there.... See More »

Well, did you guys hear the latest about ol' Snoop?

Seems he's afraid of the movies now. Apparently, he was attending a screening of Lightyear with his grandkids, and this scene came up: One of his grandchildren, not one to miss a trick, asked him how two women had a kid. And Snoop was just sitting... See More »

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If I were to look under your bed, what would I find?

Okay. Lesson learned.

I had a post up here for two days, saying I would be back after 24 hours to edit the original question. There was not a single response. I get it. You hate the idea. I wish I could delete this group.

Heavens to Murgatroyd! You'll never guess who I made in Sims 4.

That's right. Snagglepuss! That's as good as I can make him, because the game doesn't allow for rounded ears.... See More »

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Well, I took a shot.

I thought maybe creating another alt account would be permitted, because other people are allowed to. But no. Within an hour of making a new Shadowfire account to replace the one the homophobes had previously swarmed and mass reported, the new was... See More »

So yeah. Wear gloves.

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ShAItpost: "Do I Get The Job?"

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