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I am Lord Shadowfire the Sarcastic of Hougun Manor. Nice to meet you.

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Lay it on me. How have I wronged you?

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Yes, you. Personally.

Let's be honest. Time travel probably wouldn't work anywhere near the way it does in the movies.

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First of all, going back in time would create an alternate timeline, a parallel universe if you will. The timeline we're in here and now wouldn't be affected in the slightest. But now that you're back somewhere in time, good luck getting back to the...

Official canon description of Florida Man, his powers, his headquarters, etc.

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Name: Florida Man Base of operations: Florida Type: chaos god Goals: beyond human understanding Powers: Shapeshifting, respawning Headquarters: An unassuming little trailer in a trailer park. However, this trailer contains a mind-blowing secret. It...

Sometimes when I'm depressed, I delete stuff nobody's given a good answer to.

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Like right now.

Sometimes, I pin old posts I still want feedback on.

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Sneak preview of my video for you awesome SWeeps

They stabbed it with their steely knives, but they just can't kill the beast.

It seems that Don Draper lookalike has unblocked me. Wonder how long that will last?

Great. Now Dad is refusing to eat dinner.

That's wonderful. I just finally got over my sսiсіԁal mood, and now he's going to lie in bed until he dies.

It sounds counterintuitive, but this song has actually saved my life several times.

TRIGGER WARNING: SUEY https://youtu.be/lP077RitNAc?si=8SImHSsYgkjJVJKK

Kars4Kids is the worst idea for a charity I've ever heard.

Things are bad enough on the road without a bunch of kids driving around.

Talk about irony.

I don't have the 80 bucks it would cost to purchase a DIY will.

Here's another joke.

Here's a joke. My support.

Dad has officially stalled around for the entire 5 years of his bankruptcy.

Starting at the end of the month, our houses can be seized by the mortgage companies and put up for auction. Including the one in which I live. On a related note, does anybody have a good recommendation as to where I should buy a DIY will?

My mental health is a joke.

I'm running way out of ways to try to trick Dall•E-3 into making a believable blood spurt.

I can't just flat out ask what I want from it, because apparently that's a violation.

Morning, everybody.

"You telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"

And then suddenly, with literally no explanation, it works.

It wasn't the language about her standing with her back to the camera, or being seen from behind, that was causing Bing to perv out. It was the language specifying that her dress covered her legs. For some idiot reason, that was causing the idiot AI...

I think I'd better log off and start watching Hulu before I do something I'll regret.

I'm ready to trash literally every file I've generated pertaining to my Hotel California AI project. All because Bing is being a perv and blaming it on me.

JESUS CHRIST, MICROSOFT! WHAT THE HELL?

So I removed the phrase "seen from behind" and used the phrase "with her back to the camera" instead. Now it won't generate anything, it just keeps reporting me! What the actual seven-layer chocolate-covered FUСK!? This isn't artificial...

*low growl escalating to heavy metal roar*

Seriously, Bing? How freaking hard is it to make an image that conforms to the following text input? Seriously, I tell the damn thing that the dress is supposed to cover her legs, and it shows me her left аss cheek? At this rate, I'm never going to...

Happy Holidays, ya snowflakes!

Transformers have weird names.

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Let's have a chat about parasitic wasps and why they exist.

Imagine being an innocent spider, just living your best life, eating flies and other pest insects. Then along comes this wasp and stings you. You'd think that would be the end of the nightmare, wouldn't you? Except it's not. Because the wasp didn't...

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